

The Every Movie Ever! Podcast
Ben Groves & Rob Macfarlane
Join hosts Ben Groves & Rob Macfarlane for a weekly mental health check in disguised as a movie podcast. Weekly episodes released every Sunday have the boys talking everything from Hollywood blockbusters to indie darlings and all manner of highs and lows in-between!
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Oct 8, 2023 • 58min
National Treasure (2004): Determined Descendent Decodes Declaration Document & Discovers Dazzling Destiny
Ben & Rob crack the code of 'National Treasure’, Disney’s 2004 adventure that turns American history into a nonsense puzzle. Starring Nicolas Cage, Diane Kruger, Justin Bartha and Sean Bean, the film weaves a ridiculous tale of hidden treasures, cryptic clues, and historical secrets. Nicolas Cage plays Benjamin Franklin Gates, a treasure hunter whose quest for riches pits him and Sean Bean against one another in a race to steal the US Declaration of Independence. But does this action-packed, treasure-hunting escapade confuse more than it captivates? Is 'National Treasure' just a cynical Disney-fied ‘Indiana Jones’? And has Rob completely broken Ben with his choice of a light family entertainment movie? CONSUUUME now to unlock all the secrets of 'National Treasure' and discover much, much more!And find us on your socials of choice at www.everymovieeverpodcast.com

Oct 1, 2023 • 1h 3min
District Nine (2009): Neill Blomkamp's Persecuted Prawns Protest Pencil Pushers Prejudice
LINK IN BIO! Ben & Rob kick off their brand new Neill Blomkamp series with his stunning 2009 directorial debut ‘District Nine’. A loose re-imagining of the apartheid system of South Africa through the lens of refugee aliens and the corrupt corporation assigned to manage their resettlement, ‘District Nine’ is a masterpiece of science fiction that pulls no punches in depicting the casual cruelty of oppression. Sharlto Copley, in his debut performance, perfectly balances comedy and tragedy as protagonist Wikus Van De Merwe, a mid-level bureaucrat who gets infected with alien DNA. But what sets this film apart from the white-saviour narratives that so often creep into stories of race? Is this Neill Blomkamp’s best film? And what IS that black stuff Wikus get sprayed with?!To find out all this and much, much more, CONSUUUME now!!!Find us on your socials of choice at www.everymovieeverpodcast.com

Sep 24, 2023 • 55min
Japanese Spiderman (1978): Supaidaman, Sea-Devil and Seventies Spider Saviour
Ben & Rob stare in amazement at Japanese Spiderman, the 1978 theatrically released movie from the ‘Supaidaman’ television series. The brainchild of Stan Lee and the Japanese Toei corporation, ‘Supaidaman’ re-invents the webslinger beyond your wildest imagination; featuring mecha, demon aliens and anthropomorphic swordfish. Because of course it does. But how did this fever-dream version of Marvel’s most enduring superhero ever make it to cinemas? Why does no-one know about this early robot fighting masterpiece? And what do we make of this compared to Tom Holland, Tobey Maguire or Andrew Garfield?For more on ‘Supaidaman’ and much much more CONSUUUME now!!!Find us on your socials of choice at www.everymovieeverpodcast.com

Sep 17, 2023 • 54min
Cobweb (2023): Spiders, Suspicion and Secret Sibling Shocks
Ben & Rob climb the walls of ‘Cobweb’, a horror movie that distributor Lionsgate has done its best to bury under the pumpkin patch. Starring Lizzy Caplan, Anthony Starr, Cleopatra Coleman and Woody Norman, ‘Cobweb’ tells the story of Peter, a young boy living with bizarre parents uniquely ill-equipped to help him with the monster living in his walls. Produced by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg under their ‘Point Grey’ brand, it starts out as a psychological horror and ends up a beautifully bloody creature feature. But why have Lionsgate done so little in promoting this little b-movie genre gem? Is Anthony Starr one the best dramatic actors working today? And why does this movie remind Ben of ‘JAWS’? CONSUUUME now to find out all this and much, much more!Find us on your socials of choice at our brand new, beautiful website!www.everymovieeverpodcast.com

Sep 10, 2023 • 1h 8min
Oppenheimer (2023): Christopher Nolan, Brilliant Boffin Building Bombs Battles Bureaucracy
Cillian Murphy, Emily Blunt, Matt Damon, Robert Downey Jr, Florence Pugh, Josh Hartnett, Casey Affleck, Rami Malek, and Kenneth Branagh discuss Christopher Nolan's latest film 'Oppenheimer' that explores the story of the man behind The Manhattan Project. They talk about Nolan's mastery of narrative pacing and cinematic spectacle, the absence of CGI in the film, and whether it's Nolan's best work. Also, they delve into practical effects, Killian Murphy's role, the fear of socialism, and the moral implications of building an atom bomb.

Sep 3, 2023 • 1h 2min
Barbie (2023): Bold Beauty Battles Bias & Breaks Boundaries
Ben & Rob unbox Greta Gerwig’s 2023 box-office topping ‘Barbie’, the movie that triggered a thousand incels whilst giving them the exact information they need to get laid. Margot Robbie Ryan Gosling, America Ferrera, Kate McKinnon, Issa Rae, Rhea Perlman, Will Ferrell all contribute to this star studded song and dance spectacular tale of female identity, commercialised womanhood and masculine insecurity that grossed over $1billion and counting so far in 2023. But why are a loud minority of the men that go and see this film so offended? Is Ryan Gosling the funniest man walking the earth today? And when have co-hosts Rob and Ben been Ken? CONSUUUME and find out all this and much, much more!Find us on your socials of choice at www.linktr.ee/everymovieeverpodcast

Aug 27, 2023 • 1h 2min
TENET (2020): Christopher Nolan & Perplexed Protagonists in Paradoxical Peril
John David Washington, Robert Pattinson, Kenneth Branagh, Elizabeth Debicki, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Clémence Poésy, and more talented actors discuss Christopher Nolan's 'TENET'. The hosts explore the similarities between 'TENET' and a James Bond film, delve into theories about its universe, play a game guessing movie theme songs in reverse, and share audience reactions and future plans for the podcast.

Aug 20, 2023 • 1h 2min
The Fourth Kind (2009): Dodgy Documentary of Dark Dreams and Disturbing Disappearances.
Ben & Rob undergo hypnosis and recover memories of ‘The Fourth Kind’, the 2009 pseudo-documentary tale of alien abduction and astral possession that boldly tried to blur the line between reality and fiction. Starring Milla Jovovich, Elias Koteas, Corey Johnson, and Will Patton the film was critically panned upon release for its disregard toward factual Alaskan disappearances and its wooden performances. But co-host Ben watched this tale of alien possession at just the right age for it cause terror to this day; as a man massively phobic of owls, was watching a film featuring an army of them the wisest choice? Can Rob engage in serious conversation around a fear so obscure? And is this film as immoral as the critics made out or was it owl a big hoo-ha over nothing? CONSUUUME to find out all this and much, much more!Find us on your socials of choice at www.linktr.ee/everymovieeverpodcast

Aug 13, 2023 • 1h 1min
Dunkirk (2017): Christopher Nolan, Beaches and Boats and Bombs, Oh My!
Ben & Rob wait on the beach of Christopher Nolan's 2017 film 'Dunkirk'. The highest grossing World War Two movie ever theatrically released, 'Dunkirk' tells the inspirational tale of the land, sea and air theatres of the war, and the contribution of civilian "Little Ships" to the Allied retreat in 1940. Starring Fionn Whitehead, Jack Lowden, Barry Keoghan, Kenneth Branagh, Cillian Murphy, Mark Rylance, Tom Hardy and Harry Styles (of One Direction) in his film debut, 'Dunkirk' is a cinematic tension headache that grabs your attention and never once lets go. But is this Christopher Nolan's most Tory Conservative film? What did Kenneth Branagh do to all those young men on the beach? And, have we FINALLY found the wettest film of all time?!For more on 'Dunkirk', the films of Christopher Nolan and much much more, click play and CONSUUUME now!!!Find us on your socials of choice at www.linktr.ee/everymovieeverpodcast

Aug 6, 2023 • 1h 2min
Fire In The Sky (1993): Astonishing Arizona Alien Abduction Adventure
Ben & Rob probe the 1993 abduction horror film ‘Fire In The Sky’, starring Robert Patrick and D. B. Sweeney. The film adaptation of Travis Walton’s book about his claims of terrifying alien abduction had special effects handled by none other than Industrial Light & Magic, the famed FX house responsible for some of the most effective science fiction of all time. But how much of this tale of alien visitation is true? Or even accurate to Travis Walton’s original claims? Is the US congress currently holding the most significant hearings of human history regarding UAP and UFO disclosure? And is this the wettest alien film of all time? CONSUUUME to find out all this and much, much more!Find us on your socials of choice at www.linktr.ee/everymovieeverpodcast


