The Every Movie Ever! Podcast

Ben & Rob grill ‘Mad Heidi’, 2022’s crowdfunded Swiss-ploitation phenomenon. Directed by Johannes Hartmann and Sandro Klopfstein, ‘Mad Heidi’ stars Alice Lucy, Max Rüdlinger and Casper Van Dien (of Starship Troopers fame) in a grindhouse horror comedy re-telling of the children’s classic tale ‘Heidi’ with tons of extra gore, guns and gouda. Will Heidi triumph over the Very Swiss Leader’s plan to turn the world into cheese-zombies? Is this film Ben’s beautiful Brie or Rob’s reeking Ricotta? And why has this film made certain subreddits VERY happy indeed? CONSUUUME to find out!Find us on your socials of choice at www.linktr.ee/everymovieeverpodcast

Ben & Rob toss & turn over Christopher Nolan’s 2002 hit ‘Insomnia’, starring Al Pacino, Robin Williams and Hillary Swank. Detective Dormer and his partner chase a killer in northern Alaska where the sun never sets, until sleep deprivation causes our cop and the killer to form a fraught and fragile alliance. But does Christopher Nolan telling a story in linear order rob the audience of his trademark? Can Robin WIlliams play a calculating killer without comedy? And has all the porn gone from this nation’s traintracks? Find out all this and more! CONSUUUME!

Ben & Rob tattoo ‘Memento’ onto the chest of their series covering every Christopher Nolan movie ever! Released in 2000 and starring Guy Pearce as a memory impaired widower, and Carrie Ann Moss and Joe Pantoliano as his two competing manipulators. Told in a series of black and white flashbacks and colour scenes played in reverse order, is there ANY way our hosts can make sense of this shattered narrative without tying themselves up in knots? Is our protagonist Leonard a broken superhero? Why was Ben so convinced that he hates this film? And is this a story about struggling with a condition, or the struggle against mental conditioning? CONSUUUME to find out this and much more!Find us on your socials of choice HERE!

Ben & Rob cover Lee Cronin’s 2023 movie ‘Evil Dead Rise’, slamming shut the book of the dead and bringing their Evil Dead series to a close. At least for now; if we’ve learned one thing about the Deadites, they’re fond of a comeback tour. ‘Evil Dead Rise’ follows two sisters, Beth and Ellie, whose lives take a horrific turn when they discover a book of the dead, the Necronomicon, in their apartment building's basement. Starring Lily Sullivan and Alyssa Sutherland, is this final chapter the fresh new spin on the franchise we’ve been waiting for? Or has the director delivered deader than Deadite dumbness? Is finding a Necronomicon in a sealed bank vault under your house the simplest route for a script? And is this actually the smartest Evil Dead film we’ve ever seen? CONSUUUME to find out!

Ben & Rob begin their epic adventure into every Christopher Nolan ever, starting with his 1998 no-budget debut ‘Following’. Made on a budget of just $6000, ‘Following’ stars Jeremy Theobald as a lonely young writer becoming trapped in a web of deceit by a talented career criminal. But does this film manage to achieve the greatness that would come to define its director’s later work? And what can be learned about the films of a man who would go on to generate billions for the industry? Has Rob already doomed his campaign to convince Ben of Nolan’s genius? CONSUUUME to find out all this and more!Find us on your socials of choice at www.linktr.ee/everymovieeverpodcast

HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! Ben & Rob find room at the inn for listeners to rest their donkeys (and film theories), so nurse your Christmas hangover with us all as we cover our widest selection of topics ever!We cover whether Rob hates anime, what makes Ben cry every time, The Lord of The Rings, Mad Max, Star Wars, Sonic The Hedgehog, Halloween, The Exorcist, Clint Eastwood, Prince Andrew, and much, much more! Your turkey may have gone cold but we've got all the warmth you need in our very special Christmas 2022 Year In Review! CONSUUUUME!

We made it gang! One hundred damn episodes! We celebrate by inviting on our FIRST EVER guest, the incredible Martin Serene. We talk from Supergirl to Se7en, as well as the upcoming release of his short film Bacon - you are not going to believe the sheer quantity of film nuggets we've got for you to CONSUUUUME! Happy 100 gang!

Ahhhhhh ok.... Todays the day we start our journey into Nolan's Batverse with Batman Begins! The first dark gritty Batman movie to exist and caused waves through the DC fandom when it was compared to its fun, goofy, bright, colourful predecessors.We cover everything; Ben should've turned the saturation up, we need to replace the royal family with Bees, Gary Oldman is in literally everything (you just dont know it) and we dive into part 1 of our IRL mini mystery segment.. "WHO SENT THE DILDO?!"CONSUME!Reach out on socials and get involved in the mystery!https://linktr.ee/everymovieeverpodcast

The frantic fuckup that is Batman & Robin falls under the EME microscope - frankly we needed one to find any point to Joel Schumacher's second Batman film. We weren't expecting to find so much joy! George Clooney dons the latex in order to defeat Mr Freeze and Poison Ivy. Bane occurs. CONSUME!!!

Oh god, we knew this was coming... Burton got banned and Schumacher got shuffled in to sell some Happy Meals. Rob & Ben dissect the stinking corpse of Batman Forever (1995) and find very few bones in the meat-pile. Come with us investigate BatNipples, Alfred's dementia and the new social media marvel #KeatonSpits. CONSUME!