
The Every Movie Ever! Podcast
Join hosts Ben Groves & Rob Macfarlane for a weekly mental health check in disguised as a movie podcast. Weekly episodes released every Sunday have the boys talking everything from Hollywood blockbusters to indie darlings and all manner of highs and lows in-between!
Latest episodes

Apr 16, 2023 • 46min
Evil Dead 2 (1987): Gore, Gameshows & Haunted House Kandarian Continuity-Confused Classic.
Ben & Rob flip another Necronomicon Ex Mortis page and hit chapter two of Sam Raimi's beloved cult classic franchise. "Evil Dead 2" sees the return of series icon Ash Williams (Bruce Campbell), now fighting for his sanity as well as his life in the AirBnB cabin vacation from literal hell.Before Spiderman and Doctor Strange made us doubt Sam Raimi should even be allowed near a script, he turned out this piece of horror comedy perfection.. But is this a sequel, or a reboot? A re-quel? Or have Ben & Rob stumbled on a theory that totally explains how this movie fits in the Evil Dead canon? CONSUUME and find out!Find us on your socials of choice at www.linktr.ee/everymovieeverpodcast

Apr 9, 2023 • 50min
The Matrix Reloaded (2003): Human Freedom Fighters Vs Vampires, Ghosts, Aliens, French Cum Cakes and Medusa Men?! But who controls who?
Join us this week as Ben and Rob travel back to 2003 for Bens first ever watch through of the highly anticipated, highest grossing R-Rated movie (until deadpool) sequel to the reason Edge Lords exist, The Matrix Reloaded.Will it live up to it predecessor? Will we get a heap of new, interesting, fleshed out characters and story arcs? Is morpheus now the absolute king for finding the one and saving the human race?Find out and CONSUUUUME!!

Apr 2, 2023 • 43min
The Evil Dead (1981): Demons, Chainsaws, Puddles Of Blood and Basement Dungeons (& Dragons)
Ben & Rob vacation at the cabin of 'The Evil Dead'; Sam Raimi’s 1981 horror classic starring Bruce Campbell, Ellen Sandweiss, Richard DeManicor, Betsy Baker, and Theresa Tilly. It may be beloved by Ben and millions of other die-hard fans across the planet, but Rob hasn't seen this film since he was 10 years old. Questions about parenting aside, will Rob's love of this movie come back to life and murder us all? Or will Ben's enduring love of all things Evil Dead burn up in the fireplace of the thousandth rewatch? Hit play and find out why Ash is either the best or worst at digging soil, why Scott simply shouldn't be trusted, and how to get a free ‘Stranger Things’ audiobook by simply watching the Netflix show in the summer! CONSUUUME!Find us on your socials of choice at www.linktr.ee/everymovieeverpodcast

Mar 26, 2023 • 51min
The Matrix (1999): Autism, Allegory, Andrew Tate, Kung-Fu Dust and Shrimp Abortions.
Ben & Rob take the red pill and free their minds as they cover the Wachowski’s 1999 masterpiece ‘The Matrix’, a film Ben has barely seen before and Rob can be obsessive about. Keanu Reeves stars as a hacker uneasy in his own skin, learning the true nature of reality with the help of a mysterious band of criminals. Oh come on, who are we kidding with the spoiler-free synopsis? Everyone has seen this film a thousand times, right…? Right, Ben?!Join us for Rob revelling in Ben having not properly seen this film before, a debate on Disney Princess love stories in sci-fi, discovering why The Beatles are a perfect metaphor for this movie, and shrimp abortion cigarette lighters! CONSUUUME!!!

Mar 19, 2023 • 46min
We Need To Talk About Kevin (2011): The Flash vs The Ancient One Mothers Day Special!
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!! Ben & Rob decide to spread the parental cheers by taking aim at 2011’s “We Need To Talk About Kevin”, starring Tilda Swinton, John C Reilly and Ezra Miller as a family trying their best to manage the son’s violently awful mental health. What better way to celebrate Mother’s Day UK than to analyse exactly how bad it must be out there for a woman whose son is Ezra Miller. God we hate Ezra Miller. What exactly is the father’s role in enabling this parental torture of an innocent woman? Is she actually innocent in this whole situation? Is this in fact a documentary about Ezra Miller as a child? Is he really all that bad? Yes, yes he is. Fuck that guy. CONSUUUME!Find us on your socials of choice at www.linktr.ee/everymovieeverpodcast

Mar 12, 2023 • 45min
Spin Me Round (2022): We finish the Jeff Baena series with romance, mystery, mild lesbianism and a pig stampede at an orgy!
Ben & Rob get dizzy over "Spin Me Round", Jeff Baena's most recent picture and last in our series covering his work!Alison Brie stars as a lovelorn restaurant manager sent on a whirlwind trip to Italy. Is she falling for the love of her life? Or is he a violent kidnapper? Is she in danger? Or just danger of losing her heart? And did Ben do well when choosing to make Rob watch every Baena movie ever? CONSUUUME!!!

Mar 5, 2023 • 50min
Cocaine Bear (2023): We Interview Kahyun Kim, star of Cocaine Bear, American Gods and Above The Clouds! Gore, Comedy & LOADS of Coke in a Bear!
Ben & Rob review the all new, all-singing, all-dancing "Cocaine Bear", Keri Russell, O'Shea Jackson Jr., Christian Convery, Alden Ehrenreich, Brooklynn Prince, Isiah Whitlock Jr., Margo Martindale, Kahyun Kim and Ray Liotta. Telling the (heavily) modified true story of that time a bear ate a shiteload of coke in the woods, it has gore aplenty, it has comedy in buckets, and it's got cocaine by the truckful. But MORE importantly, WE GOT AN INTERVIEW! Stick around to the end of our (slightly shorter) review for our chat with the incredibly talented Kahyun Kim who talks all things Cocaine Bear, American Gods and Above The Clouds! CONSUUUME!!!

Feb 26, 2023 • 51min
All Quiet On The Western Front (2022): Tanks, Shanks and Basement Campers
Ben & Rob shine their helmets and report to the frontline for Netflix's excellent latest "All Quiet On The Western Front" adaptation. Nominated for multiple oscars this year, it's horrific and beautiful but can it be mined for comedy with any sort of sensitivity? Does Ben know the difference between the world wars? And is Rob simply in love with miserable movies? CONSUUME!!!https://linktr.ee/everymovieeverpodcastJoin the Discord for BONUS CONTENT!

Feb 19, 2023 • 49min
Horse Girl (2020): Aliens, Time Travel, Cloning, Paranoid Schizophrenia and Alison Brie's Peach Curtains
Ben & Rob lose their minds over Jeff Baena's 2020 tale of time travel and trauma 'Horse Girl', starring Alison Brie, Debby Ryan, John Reynolds, Molly Shannon, John Ortiz, and Paul Reiser. As a small town shut-in begins to lose touch with reality, we begin to wonder whether she genuinely is a cloned time-travelling alien abductee, or whether she simply needs to get out a little more. Who's to say - certainly not Ben or Rob, who definitely haven't ever struggled with their mental health even once - HOW DARE YOU?!Find us on your socials of choice at www.linktr.ee/everymovieeverpodcast

Feb 12, 2023 • 50min
Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022): Pigs on Leashes, Racoons In Hats, Buttplug KungFu and The Everything Bagel
Ben & Rob get sucked into a bagel as they cover the 11-time Oscar nominated phenomenon that is The Daniel's "Everything Everywhere All At Once", starring Michelle Yeoh, Ke Huy Quan, Stephanie Hsu and Jamie Lee Curtis; a film in which the infinite multiverse crashes down around a laundrette owner trying to file her taxes. Why is there a racoon chef? Why does the villain have a pig on a leash? Is this film the best film of the last decade? And what's the deal with all these googly eyes anyway?! CONSUUUME and find out!Find us on your socials of choice at www.linktr.ee/everymovieeverpodcast