Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about lying about being on “happy pills”, tricking a significant other into eating leftovers and leaving a butt imprint on a church piano bench! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Celia Pacquola joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the dancing plague of 1518, a fake pilot caught after flying planes for 20 years, a woman that sued Geico after having sex in a car and getting an STD and how the inventor of the Pringles can was buried in one! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Bananas live in Hamden, Connecticut! Danielle Henderson (I Saw What You Did podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Pablo Escobar’s hippos being declared people, a man who made his date pay for $100 tacos at Taco Bell, a human zookeeper that fathered chicks with a murderous crane and the cigarette smoking, beer chugging bear that helped fight Nazis! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty get a call on the Banana phone and the listener tells a story about accidentally stealing a seeing-eye dog and they tell a story about a listener’s friend named Ricky! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about an interesting friend from law school, and a very strange pizza delivery! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a remote that repels dancing grannies, a woman who beat off robbers with a Rock Band guitar, a meteorite landing on a woman’s pillow and cats being annoyed that their owners are home more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about how hot dogs caused a divorce! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SuChin Pak joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a drunk pilot who landed a a plane on New York City streets twice, a forklift driver who was buried under 50 tons of cheese, a family who’s dog turned out to be a bear and a suspicious package outside a library in Oregon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kendra Cole (writer on The Wonder Years) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a clown shortage in Ireland, wild boars attacking Shakira, two kids who got locked in a super market overnight, a missing drunk man that joined a search party looking for him and the new Amazon robot that throws itself down stairs! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mary Roach (new book Fuzz out now!) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a crypto-currency trading hamster, how many s’mores you could make out of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, a miracle shark baby and lab grown woolly mammoths! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.