Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Kurt and Scotty read your stories and confessions about a brother who was low on potassium, blaming bad farts on boyfriend, sharting while hiding and accidentally tagging yourself on someones social posts! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Bananas live from Asbury Park! Kurt and Scotty talk about dolphins recognizing friends by tasting their piss, a naked couple having oral sex and crashed into a FedEx truck, the Japanese titles for the Fast and Furious movies and a Welsh man drinking in 56 pubs in 24 hours! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Steph Tolev joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an orchestra audience waking up screaming, King Charles hiring a piper to wake him up everyday, a food delivery robot rolling through crime scene and baby puffins being thrown off cliffs in Iceland! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read your stories and confessions about responding to free pearl necklace ad on Craigslist, a typo in a breakup past, getting revenge on cheating a boyfriend and being in a cab that hit a mystery substance! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alison Rosen returns to the podcast to talk with Kurt and Scotty about how dudes only play heavy metal to impress other dudes, police being called for screaming only to find a man working out, a pumpkin spice engagement ring and snack chips that are supposed to help millennials get laid! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell stories about an alarm clock ringing inside a wall for 19 years, a woman having the last laugh at her own funeral, a table of restaurant patrons that made the waiter question reality and a runaway chimpanzee in Ukraine! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about throwing fake bachelorette parties and sneaking into friend's house with strict parents home! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lili Trifilio of Beach Bunny joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an 81 year old man selling his prairie dog vacuuming business, a wedding invitation that accidentally sent guests to a porn site and man who won a lying down competition! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kristen Meinzer (podcaster, author) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about officials asking people to stay away from horny manatees, a woman who swallowed an AirPod and recorded sound from inside her stomach, the attempted murder of the Tualatin chub shrub, a man who got trapped in hydrogen balloon while trying to collect pine nuts and the greatest footballer names of all time! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty ready your confessions about giving pizza to random guy on street for weeks and a hand job gone wrong! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.