Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Kurt and Scotty talk about a bear that took hundreds of selfies on trail cam, a woman who avoided paying for groceries for 2 years, when Cleveland released 1.5 million balloons and 2 men died and two 100 year old pen pals who still writing to each other! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nina Tarr joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who spent $15k to become a dog, a man arrested after stealing a suitcase full of meat, the Indiana DMV rejecting license plates and a man who used his company credit card to spend $300k at a strip club. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monica Barbaro (Top Gun) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a husband who forgot his wife after a toilet break on a road trip, a Dutch supermarket with a slow lane for lonely seniors and a Reddit post about holding a grudge over being called carrot boy in grade school! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a Space X engineer quitting to make a pizza robot, a drunk man who pooped on his own car during a sobriety test, a robotic mouth that chants A.I. prayers, aman who has eaten mac and cheese for lunch and dinner for 17 years! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a British town that canceled fireworks for a walrus, German police that chased a Tesla on autopilot, the Chilean protest dog, a couple that has been camping only 11 minutes from their home for years and the Anchorage parking fairies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about how John Mulaney made someone realize they are bi, hooking up with a friend’s ex-boyfriends, scratching a boss’s car, reporting a friend for copyright infringement and putting hot sauce in a roommates lotion! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Bananas live from Minneapolis! Kurt and Scotty talk about a goat that loves punk rock, a woman charged $8k after rental car company claimed she drove 3x the circumference of the earth, an ice age bison and a man surviving at sea by holding on to soccer ball! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's another Bananas After Dark with Lauren Cook! Lauren joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who took 40,000 ecstasy pills over 9 years, a husband’s strange reaction to his sister in law’s pregnancy announcement, a man catfishing a police officer and convincing him to hand over his patrol car, a Mickey Mouse statue with lobster claws and man who had to have his testicles removed after they were making a hissing noise! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about making out with a guy with a short tongue, pretending to be a secret admirer to get back at a friend and breaking a friend’s ceramics projects in class! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Allison Miller (A Million Little Things) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who ate 40 chickens in 40 days, a Blockbuster themed bar, a school bus driver who took kids to Connecticut instead of Rhode Island, the young scientist award, a man who figured out how many cans of Spaghetti-o’s is needed to write Lord of the Rings! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.