Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

It's Bananas live from Raleigh, North Carolina! Kurt and Scotty talk about that mystery of a 9 foot hot dog that leaves truckers perplexed, a woman who got stuck in an outhouse toilet after trying to retrieve her Apple Watch, a federal agency dropping an album about safety tips and a teenager who broke the jump roping record! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this podcast, Kurt and Scotty discuss lightening moods, a dog's bucket list, baby names, rehearsing performances, and dealing with co-workers who wear strong body spray. They provide humorous and entertaining advice on various topics!

Kurt and Scotty talk about a group of friends who took over Nashville hotel after no employees show up, a driving instructor that drove through a window at a learn to drive facility, a fifth grade school teacher who handed out inappropriate work, and tennis players left confused after Cotton Eye Joe blasts during middle of tennis match! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a yoga class being mistaken for a mass murder, 24 extremely local cryptids, how MichaelSoft Bimbos was an actual computer store in Japan and a woman with two wombs who gave birth twice a month apart! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about lying about your job, what to call your mom’s boyfriend, how to transition to college life, a client that is late and drunk to their hair appointment, how to be honest with a friend that their jokes aren’t funny and getting songs stuck in your head! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about how scientists opened a 195 year old time capsule and found nothing inside, a 19 year old who biked from Alaska to Argentina, magic ink tattoos and a feline themed Civil War museum! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Beth Stelling joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a cow who escaped slaughter and lived with a deer family, a man who found $5k and was charged with theft, scientists recreating dreams using brain scans and a dad that drove 17 hours to get his family to Disneyworld and didn’t even step foot into the park! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Maria Bamford joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who learned to live with the fact that a pigeon is living on his head, why more people call in sick on August 24 than any other day, midwesterners learning that butter cows aren’t made from all butter and a couple suing Eataly after slipping on ham ruined their relationship! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who was outside when a snake fell on her and then both were attacked by hawk, a man on an inflatable swan rescued three times in one week, the story of a Michigan man accepting a $5 bet to cross Lake Michigan in a bathtub and a couple who got married at White Castle to thank the chain for feeding the bride when she was an unhoused teen! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this podcast, Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice on various topics including dealing with a mean teenage daughter, surviving a long car ride, and planning a visit to America from Australia. They also discuss how to handle a co-worker who asks too many questions and share ideas for a last name reveal party.