

Toni and Ryan
Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon
We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends.Join us everywhere: linktr.ee/ToniAndRyan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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May 27, 2025 • 39min
Signs Of A Midlife Crisis
The hosts share comical tales of quirky Pilates classes and explore the emotional rollercoaster of seasonal mood shifts. They dive into midlife crises, discussing impulsive purchases, including a stolen Porsche, with humor and pop culture references. A bizarre crime story takes center stage, along with light-hearted musings on self-care and manicures. Travel anecdotes highlight the quirks of airport security. Lastly, they touch on a heartwarming intergenerational program that fosters friendship, all while celebrating the joy of small daily luxuries.

May 26, 2025 • 24min
Raw Dogging in Public
A PHANTOM PISSER!!!! Love you xoxoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 25, 2025 • 32min
Walking Bacon and Ugly Babies
TARPers in the news and people being NASTY hehehe love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 22, 2025 • 36min
How to claim things on tax
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE]Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 21, 2025 • 41min
"This trip has gone perfectly"
Famous last words....??? hehehehe love u! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 20, 2025 • 35min
The Jizz Festival
Jizz, Jazz, it's all the same isn't it. Love ya xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 19, 2025 • 32min
Snoop vs Toni's Boobs
Ryan's NOT happy lol LOVE UCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 18, 2025 • 39min
How stiff are you?
I mean... we're allllll wondering it! Love ya xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 15, 2025 • 31min
Toni Reveals Her Safeword
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] we've reallllly lost it lol sorry xoxooxxoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 14, 2025 • 44min
Fill 'er up little momma
Elvis has ENTERED the building. Love you!!! LIVE FROM CHARLES' BED IN NYC xoxoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.