Black Mass Appeal: Modern Satanism for the Masses

In the thrilling conclusion of our Black Miskatonic Appeal game: Who lives? Who dies? And who has to submit to Misty's community theater tryouts?

That is not dead what can eternal lie, but what if it's just been lying for 150 episodes or so, how dead is it then?

What Satanic secrets do we dig up in this grave underaking?

On this episode: We don't know the meaning of the word...but that's about to change.

Beelzebub has visited us with a very inconvenient virus, so while we reschedule our regular BMA, here's another little peak into Tabitha's private library to tide us all over. This time: Neo-Exorcist and Lego hair pioneer Bob Larson exercises our patience.

Just for our Patreon backers, Tabitha is cracking the books and cracking the mysteries of Stonehenge. What will we learn? Well, we're talking about Mike Warnke here, so probably not much--but hey, at least it's a party.

How did a tiny Southern California school end up giving an object lesson in the dangers of mass hysteria? To help us prosecute the McMartin Preschool case, we’re joined by lawyer and YouTuber Leonard French.

The podcast explores the origins of Satan and his supposed connections to older gods. The hosts discuss their broken button maker, gratitude for listeners and Patreon supporters, as well as the rise of Christian nationalism in Russia. They also delve into the role of Satan as an outsider and scapegoat, and the ancient legend of Baal. The podcast explores the history and arrival of the Israelites in Canaan, the story of the Exodus, and the struggle between Yahweh and other gods, including the possible existence of Yahweh's consort, Asherah.

In possibly our funniest episode ever, you say to-may-to and we say to-mah-to as we pick apart this pick-up manual for Satanists.