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Mar 21, 2023 • 1h 6min

#495 Live at the Gramercy Theatre with Shane Gillis, Sal Vulcano + Ari Shaffir !

Join Joe List and Mark Normand as Tuesdays with Stories takes over the Gramercy Theatre in Manhattan. Shane Gillis, Sal Vulcano and Ari Shaffir jump onstage with the boys for this sold-out show to talk horse death, snake sex, Canadian strippers - and whole lot of stereotypes. It's a great big, grand Tuesdays, ladies and gentlemen. Jump on the Patreon to get the UNCUT version of this with 45 more minutes of podcasting and some behind-the-scenes footage! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Use code TUESDAYS at https://groovelife.com/TUESDAYS toget 20% off. - Get the best deal on a phone at https://mintmobile.com/TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS athttps://www.SheathUnderwear.com
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Mar 14, 2023 • 1h 7min

#494 Pickle Park

The boys are talking FIGHTS ladies and gentlemen! Let's make fun, let's  make love. Fights stink! Joe, Mark, Sarah and Mae get together and play  PICKLEBALL, and let's just say the old gray mares, they ain't what they  used to be, folks! We're talking sports injuries, fights, blood,  hospitals - we're having fun! Lights, camera, traction!   Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   Sponsors:   - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self.  - To get 20% off your first order of Manscaped visit https://manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS  - Support the show by going to www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays
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Mar 7, 2023 • 1h 9min

#493 B.O.-a Constrictor

The boys are having a kooky week, everybody! First, Mark is stuck in the  sky dealing with insufferable B.O. from a plane neighbor! B.O.? P.U.! Mark  hangs with his niece and gets to be Mister Bigshot - until he can't  beat her in chess! Joe goes to see Cocaine Bear with Raanan Hershberg  and Andrew Schiavone, and it's up to Jojo to punk some youths on the  street! Finally - Joseph takes "the kids" to a basketball game and the  legend of Funcle Joe continues to grow! Our Stuff:  - patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   Sponsors:  - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self. - Visit http://www.liquidIV.com and use code TUESDAYS. - Support the show and get up to 33% off some sweet new metal art with the code TUESDAYS at https://displate.com/tuesdayswithstories?art=624740987334c
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Feb 28, 2023 • 1h 13min

#492 Mark Goes to the Superbowl (Doctor Vouchee)

Joe's back in New York, and he's FURIOUS over paying $25 for oatmeal and  eggs. There's helicopters circling his apartment, the Walgreen's nearby  is getting robbed - this town's going straight to hell!! He's back from  going to Florida with Salacuse to shoot a documentary about Tom Dustin! Mark is back from the SUPERBOWL ladies and gentlemen, recounting his  experience with Bert Kreischer, Shane Gillis and Big Jay Oakerson! And  the King of Queefs finally meets the King of Beefs - Mark matches wits  ... with Guy Fieri!!!   Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit http://athleticgreens.com/TUESDAYS for a Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self.  - Try Blue Chew for free at http://bluechew.com/TUESDAYS  - Use code TUESDAYS at https://groovelife.com/TUESDAYS to get 20% off.
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Feb 21, 2023 • 1h 13min

#491 Brad Pitt Boss

We're back baby! Joe spends some time sightseeing in NY with his family  and takes 'em down to the old Comedy Cellar! And who drops in? Chris  Rock! Funcle Joe for prez!! Mark zooms his day away interviewing  directors, getting ready to shoot his special in Chicago. Mark tells Joe  about his Superbowl plans with Bert Kreischer, Shane Gillis and Joe  Derosa - much to Joe's chagrin. Joe ends the pod with a story about a  biiiiiiig argument with a dealer at Mohegan Sun. We're calling the pit  boss and we're gonna get to the bottom of this thing, ladies and  gentlemen!   Our Stuff:  - patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   Sponsors:  - Visit https://www.expressvpn.com/tuesdays  - Get the best deal on a phone at https://mintmobile.com/TUESDAYS
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Feb 14, 2023 • 1h 9min

#490 Diddles and Bits

We're back in the saddle baby! Mark heads to Miami for a few sold out shows, hears about Jay Leno's SECOND recent accident and texts his closest friend in a time of need, which leads to an insane phone call. Joseph heads down to Orlando with Sarah to do a corporate gig in Disney World! It's a nightmare in the happiest place on earth! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit http://athleticgreens.com/TUESDAYS for a Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D - To get 20% off your first order of Manscaped visit https://manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try a https://betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self.
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Feb 7, 2023 • 1h 11min

#489 Joe-nasium

It's a kooky week in the Tuesdays' office everybody. Joe heads to Colin  Quinn's Small Talk. Mark no-shows, as he tends to do, and Joe hangs with  Sarah Tollemache, Chris Distefano, Rich Vos, Mike Cannon and more.  Jerry Seinfeld shows up, and Joe has QUITE the faux-pas. Mark goes to Hawaii with Andrew Youngblood and hits a redeye to get to  the Comedy Dojo. Joe goes to Austin, and Louis CK shows up with a bag of  sliders (as he always does) to enjoy the comedy of his little buddy! Finally, Joe has a face-to-face standoff with a subway kook! It's  Tuesdays!!   #podcast #comedy #marknormand #joelist #standup #comic #nycomedy #comedy #story #chrisdistefano #colinquinn #jerryseinfeld #louisck #mikecannon    Our Stuff:   - patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors:   - Support the show and get up to 29% off some sweet new metal art with the code TUESDAYS at https://displate.com/tuesdayswithstories?art=624740987334c  - Support the show by going to www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays  - Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code Tuesdays. Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800- GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (CO/IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1- 800-522-4700 (KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800- BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI/NJ/NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. $200 in Free Bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. Promo code req. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Free bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in any returns or winnings. Super Boost: Valid 1 Odds Boost Token per customer after opt-in each day for eligible Super Bowl LVII prop markets only. Token must be used BEFORE placing eligible bet between 6-9PM ET daily. Odds boosts and prop markets will vary. Max bet limits apply. Tokens are non-cashable, non-refundable, and cannot be withdrawn. Boost Token expire daily at 9PM ET. There are no restrictions on the funds a customer will receive if their bet wins. If their bet loses, they will not receive any reward. Offer period valid 2/6/23 - 2/11/23. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms.
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Jan 31, 2023 • 1h 9min

#488 Cape Whistle - The Honeymoon Part 2

We're back on Mark's African honeymoon! He starts out with a sexy tidbit  about Neil deGrasse Tyson that may be fact or fiction! On the trip Mark ends up at a dinner with a kooky inventor, he goes on  an incredible safari with a tracker and sees lions, leopards, and a  six-four Impala! After a tip-top trip, Mark heads home and faces his  patented nightmare trip home. Holy hell, this is why you're here folks!  Our Stuff:   - patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit http://athleticgreens.com/TUESDAYS for a Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D - Try Blue Chew for free at http://bluechew.com/TUESDAYS - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self.
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Jan 24, 2023 • 1h 8min

#487 Big Truffle in Little China - The Honeymoon Part 1

The boys are BACK from their holiday vacay, folks! Mark Normand, much to everyone's surprise, had a series of mishaps  throughout his African honeymoon! We're talking: international flight  problems, rainstorms, Malaria pill sickness, a live sex show with the  B-squad, bad mushrooms, getting shot at by fireworks, a narcoleptic  Capetown tour guide and more! Joe is shocked and dismayed as Mark weaves a tangled, tangled web. It's  an all-time Tuesdays!  Our Stuff:  - patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  Sponsors: - Get the best deal on a phone at https://mintmobile.com/TUESDAYS - To get 20% off your first order of Manscaped visit https://manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS - Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code TUESDAYS. Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or  someone  you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral   services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537)   (IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700   (CO/KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit   OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically   present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI   /NJ/NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. VOID IN OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions   apply. Free bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet.   $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being   awarded. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms. No Sweat:   Valid 1 offer per customer per day of NFL 2023 Wild Card Round. Opt in   req each day. First bet must lose after opting in. NFL bets only. Paid   as one (1) free bet based on amount of initial losing bet. Max $10  free  bet awarded. Free bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being  awarded.  See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms.
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Jan 17, 2023 • 1h 13min

#486 Uncle Messy

Joe and Mark are having a kooky time in the studio folks. They're  talking Denis Leary, an alternate take on joke stealing, class  clowning.... Mark goes clubbing like it's Night at the Roxbury, and Joe  stands up for himself against an aggressive cookie-pusher! It's a crazy  week for queefsters! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit http://athleticgreens.com/TUESDAYS for a Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show and get up to 29% off some sweet new metal art with the code TUESDAYS at https://displate.com/tuesdayswithstories?art=624740987334c - Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code TUESDAYS. Gambling  Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone  you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral  services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537)  (IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700  (CO/KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit  OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically  present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI  /NJ/NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. VOID IN OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions  apply. Free bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet.  $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being  awarded. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms. No Sweat:  Valid 1 offer per customer per day of NFL 2023 Wild Card Round. Opt in  req each day. First bet must lose after opting in. NFL bets only. Paid  as one (1) free bet based on amount of initial losing bet. Max $10 free  bet awarded. Free bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded.  See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms.

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