

Distractible
Distractible
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
Episodes
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Sep 22, 2023 • 1h 1min
Bob's Confusing Words
In this episode, the hosts discuss confusing words like 'non-plussed' and unconventional usage of the word 'choir'. They also share funny tongue twisters and talk about the thrills of Nissan cars. The episode concludes with promotions, a mistake, and farewell messages.

Sep 18, 2023 • 1h 7min
Mark Hates The Moon
Host Mark explains his puzzling hatred for a Redditor who posts moon pictures. Discussions include framing posters, entitled passengers refusing vomit-covered seats on a flight, and NFT investors suing. The hosts delve into their experiences with gaming exhaustion, hating things on the internet like popular shows and celebrities, and the strange enjoyment of consistency. They also touch on their dislike for videos of people making coffee.

Sep 15, 2023 • 57min
Whose Podcast Is It Anyway?
In this episode, the hosts discuss meat options at Jersey Mike's, a fictional storage company named Hard D, and inventing pube heat sink technology and dick-shaped hard drives. They also address a company's organizational error in a press conference and play a game called three headed expert. The episode concludes with a discussion on improv on a podcast format.

Sep 11, 2023 • 1h 5min
Distractible Escape Room
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Sep 8, 2023 • 1h 5min
Wade's Food Questions
The hosts talk about various topics including tech issues, healthy Halloween, chip exploits, PlayStation Vita, the healthiness of chicken wings, unhealthy food and its impact on health, misconceptions about stomach pain treatment, the importance of developing a diverse palate, and the pleasant sensations of sizzling bacon and rolling boil in cooking.

Sep 4, 2023 • 1h 22min
Five Nights at Freddy’s Tier List (Part 2)
The hosts discuss sandwiches and their recent trip to Dallas, including collaborating on music. They also talk about storms, car troubles, and 'poop ratings'. The chapter focuses on funny banter about Five Nights at Freddy's characters, and ranks and debates their aesthetics and characteristics. The episode ends with playful banter and a discussion about the outcome.

Sep 1, 2023 • 1h 1min
Markiplier and Friends
The podcast episode covers a range of interesting topics including hard drives and semiconductor technology, a frustrating delivery experience, hyperfixations and amusing imaginings, and a promotion for the game Constellation.

Aug 28, 2023 • 1h 17min
Five Nights at Freddy’s Tier List
The podcast covers a range of topics including Jersey Mike's subs, coughing after eating, accidentally shitting oneself vs pissing oneself, amusing food combinations, Five Nights at Freddy's tier list, school grading systems, ranking Bonnie and Phone Guy from FNAF, analyzing FNAF character tier list, and a declaration of superiority and future plans.

Aug 25, 2023 • 1h 11min
Philoso-NO
The podcast discusses topics such as the best sub from Jersey Mike's, the power dynamics of hosting, companies and sponsorships, broad knowledge vs deep expertise, exploring morality and perception, disagreements and moral theories, and limited information and jumping to conclusions.

Aug 21, 2023 • 1h 18min
Doing It Wrong
In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss their experience with Uber One and share anecdotes about Jersey Mike's Subs. They engage in witty banter, joke about appearance, and discuss internet memes. Other topics include dryer vent issues, adjusting auto-white balance for green screens, unusual rules for winning, left-handed handshakes, and the proper way to taste wine. They also have a playful argument about who is smarter and declare a winner of the episode.


