Distractible

All hail, Wade. Wade is the king of Distractible. This is his episode, his kingdom. Everything is great. We are definitely not being held against our will. All hail, Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The stories just keep getting weirder in the Distractible NEWS HQ. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oh boy! Here comes Dr. Bob with a brand new test for Mark and Wade to see which of them have what it takes to be a "real boy." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark, Bob, and Wade discuss those new fangled flying machines the young folk are talking about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What does Walmart, ramen, the amish, and CSI: Miami have in common? Find out in this important BREAKING NEWS episode "live" from the Distractible studio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hosts discuss childhood games for Squid Game, camera lenses, and Reddit post popularity.

The hosts introduce Chess 3, joke about reinventing the wheel, and discuss a lens cap with an eye symbol. They talk about a TikTok challenge, a certain book, comedian Brian Regan's transformation, and celebrity cameos. They share experiences with awkward cameos and small talk at conventions. They tease an upcoming big idea. They share a funny incident involving a cracked egg and introduce Chess Three. They play word games, discuss obscure words, and make moves on the chessboard. They play chess, discuss pawn promotion rules, and mention a sponsor. They struggle with long word pronunciation, discuss hypothetical scenarios, and make moves on the chessboard. They discuss chess strategy, piece dynamics, and joke about the defeated queen. They discuss the strategy of guiding someone eastward by pinning a note, with concerns about them going the wrong way.

We interrupt this usual podcast schedule to bring you some breaking news headlines. Let's go "live" in the studio with Mark, Bob, and Wade to get the hottest scoops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pull up a chair with lumbar support and pour yourself a cup of weak tea. Because it's time for the guys to face the facts that they are getting older. But only one can be the oldest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The hosts discuss Wade winning, doctors' forgetfulness, favorite cars, TV shows, and closet organization. They also talk about vertical videos, lightning, childhood memories, personal accounts of illness, sleeping troubles, and trauma recollections.