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Mazel Morons! Today, we're covering everything from J.Lo’s infamous bodega snack order to Ben’s hair loss journey and the wild world of Turkish transplants. Josh shares his mom’s Costco hoarding habits, a Van Gogh-style portrait of himself, and why Apple thinks his toaster oven is a security risk. We weigh in on listener dilemmas- awkward weddings, relationship limbo, and cutoff t-shirts- plus we crown their latest What Are You, Nuts? moments (hint: loose romaine leaves and Torahs at Rikers). Love ya!Leave us a voicemail here!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors:Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code GOODGUYS at checkout.See thicker, stronger, faster-growing hair with less shedding in just 3-6 months with Nutrafol. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code GOODGUYS10.Go to signos.com and get $10 off select plans with code GOODGUYS.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Greetings, morons! We cover a little bit of everything this week: from wearing our partners’ clothes (and Josh’s surprising history with thongs) to debating the merits of maple syrup, Dunkin’s fall menu, and the world’s largest problem walking around in khakis. We weigh in on divorced parents dodging birthday parties, why airplanes turn into saunas the second you land, and whether granola branding even matters. Plus, Olivia’s birthday gets the celebration it deserves… sort of. What are ya, nuts?!Leave us a voicemail here!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors:Visit Carawayhome.com/GOOD10 use code GOOD10 at checkout to take an additional 10% off your next purchase. Right now, Trade is offering 50% off a 1 month trial at drinktrade.com/goodguys. Curious about ByHeart? Head to ByHeart.com and use code GOODGUYS30 to save 30% off your first subscription order for a limited time. ByHeart is also available at Target, Walmart and major retailers nationwide. Check us out in stores today! Additional terms and conditions apply.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mazel morons! We are fresh off our first-ever live show at the US Open- competing with screaming jets, tennis fans, and chicken nugget runs. From duct-taped airplanes and sketchy hotel choices to why late night TV is dying (and why we should have our own band), nothing is off-limits. Plus, Howard Stern rumors, the death of late-night TV, Tucker Carlson’s dip, and listener voicemails about tobacco-chewing boyfriends and… skid marks. What are ya nuts?!Leave us a voicemail here!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors:Fatty15 is on a mission to optimize your C15 levels to help you live healthier, longer. You can get an additional 15% off their 90-day subscription Starter Kit by going to fatty15.com/GOODGUYS and using code GOODGUYS at checkout. OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to OpenPhone.com/GOODGUYS That’s HomeChef.com/GOODGUYS for FIFTY PERCENT OFF your first box and free dessert for life!Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

 Mazel morons! We kick things off by going down the rabbit hole of a Hulk Hogan-esque cereal (with creatine, naturally) into the perils of “man juice” branding, yogurt parfait math, and why dying in a vat of milk chocolate might actually be the dream. Along the way, we debate pasteurization conspiracies, brainstorm the perfect coastal wedding menu (yes, with an oyster shucking lady), and take listener speak pipes on movie-theater talkers and overpriced popcorn. Plus: Josh gets candid about audition stress with a newborn at home, Ben reveals his jealousy over not having a Carvel truck at his birthday, and we expose the CIA’s very sus Starbucks policy. It’s thoughtful, unhinged, and as always, a little bit NUTS. Love ya! Leave us a voicemail here!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors:Get this new customer offer and your 3-month Unlimited wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month at MINTMOBILE.com/goodguys.Learn more and join using our link. The first 1,000 get a $100 credit toward their membership. Visit www.functionhealth.com/GOODGUYS or use gift code GOODGUYS 100 at sign-up to own your health.Find exactly what you’re booking for. Booking.com, Booking.YEAH! Book today on the site or in the app.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mazel morons! We’re kicking things off by unpacking a LOT: Demi Lovato spotting Josh from stage, Travis Kelce’s Creative GQ Shoot, and a jaw-dropping revelation about Shel Silverstein that somehow involves the Fat Jewish’s mom. Plus, carnival scams, mustache disasters, and why honeydew is the Kevin Jonas of fruit. What are ya nuts?! Love ya!Leave us a voicemail here!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors:LMNT - Right now LMNT is offering a free sample pack with any purchase, That’s 8 single serving packets FREE with any LMNT order. This is a great way to try all 8 flavors or share LMNT with a friend. Get yours at DrinkLMNT.com/goodguys. This deal is only available through my link.Bilt - Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home, by going to joinbilt.com/goodguys. Make sure to use our URL so they know we sent you.Prolon - For a limited time, you can be first in line to experience the new Next Gen at special savings. Prolon is offering Good Guys listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Nutrition Program! Just visit ProlonLife.com/GOODGUYS to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift.Nurture Life - head to NurtureLife.com/GOODGUYS and use code GOODGUYS for 55% off your first order PLUS free shipping.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mazel morons! In this very special bonus episode, we’re taking Good Guys courtside with our first-ever live podcast at the US Open! From joking about Novak Djokovic’s “Jewish king” alter ego to debating the proper ratio of raspberry vs. butterscotch on an in-flight sundae, nothing is off-limits. We riff on airline mishaps, tennis physiques, NYC borough rankings, and of course, the legendary Honey Deuce cocktails. Plus, we dream up ball boy alternatives, pitch ourselves as doubles partners , and test Vital Proteins live in front of a buzzing crowd. Let’s just say- it’s a perfect match. (Get it? Haha like a tennis match… No? It didn’t land? Okay I’m sorry. Who let me write this? What am I nuts?)Love ya and love TENNIS! Leave us a voicemail here!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors:Visit VitalProteins.com to learn more and where to buy. Get 20% off your next order by entering promo code goodguys at check out!Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mazel morons! Today, we’re diving into the wild world of politics, parenting, and party snacks. Ben floats his dream (or nightmare?) of running for New York mayor and debates with Josh about free food policies, centrist candidates, and why ribbon-cutting might be the most dangerous part of the job. We also rank the top five hors d'oeuvres of all time, debate small bites vs. big bites, share updates on Ruby and Shai, and hear some unbelievable listener stories- from influencer subway drama to accidental code-switching at a Jewish wedding. Plus, “What Are Ya Nuts?” takes us into doctor visits gone wrong and unsolicited baby head critiques.Leave us a voicemail here!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors:Thrive Market - Go to ThriveMarket.com/goodguys and start saving today. Sale ends 8/31.Branch Basics - Head to BranchBasics.com to shop their Premium Starter Kit and use code GOODGUYS for 15% off your first order.Function - Learn more and join using our link. The first 1,000 get a $100 credit toward their membership. Visit www.functionhealth.com/GOODGUYS or use gift code GOODGUYS 100 at sign-up to own your health.Boulevard - Right now, Boulevard is offering new customers 10% off your first year subscription when you go to join BLVD.com/GOODGUYS and book a demo.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We’re tackling the big stuff this week- like whether eating a tuna sandwich on Zoom is a power move or a crime against humanity. We accidentally brainstorm how to save Quibi, debate the right way to sabotage your audition rival, and try to make sense of American Eagle’s viral “great jeans” ad. Plus: male birth control, cougar puberty, a wedding prank that could’ve ended in divorce, why Ben just bought 25 pounds of rice, and a SpeakPipe that starts with “my gay best friend asked me out?!” Mondays and Thursdays, folks- what are ya nuts?!Leave us a voicemail here!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors:Learn more and join using our link. The first 1,000 get a $100 credit toward their membership. Visit www.functionhealth.com/GOODGUYS or use gift code GOODGUYS 100 at sign-up to own your health.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code GOODGUYS10.Find out exactly what you're booking for. Booking.com, Booking. YEAH! Book today on the site or in the app. Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/goodguys.For a limited time, Trade is giving 50% off a month of cold brew. That’s around 60 cups of cold brew, for 50% off when you go to drinktrade.com/GOODGUYS.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mazel morons! We’re back and hungrier than ever- literally. Today, we dive into our most unhinged food talk yet, from family-style Chinese feasts and vending machine obsessions to why peanut noodles might be the ultimate “I’ve given up” meal. We weigh in on celebrity meet-cutes (Pam & Liam?!), play matchmaker for our own absurd four-ways, and somehow end up deep in Canadian politics. Plus, we tackle your questions, get deliciously petty with a coworker drama masterclass, and decide once and for all if we’re marrying Applebee’s, Olive Garden, or Cheesecake Factory.Leave us a voicemail here!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors:Applebee’s iconic 2 for $25 deal is back featuring their NEW Chicken Parmesan Fettuccine and NEW Big Bangin’ Burger. You can get 1 appetizer and 2 entrees for $25Head to ByHeart.com and use code GOODGUYS30 to save 30% off your first subscription order for a limited timeGo to NurtureLife.com/GOODGUYS and use code GOODGUYS for 55% off your first order PLUS free shipping.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mazel morons! Today we’re kicking things off with sports talk before diving into Josh’s absolutely unhinged Dennis Rodman story-complete with alien emojis, North Korea, and an on-air crime confession that mysteriously never made it to broadcast. From there, we spiral into swaddles, chowder in 100-degree heat, and Josh’s first-ever allergic reaction (spoiler: expired lotion is the villain). Plus, we answer YOUR questions about camping cuisine and baby registries, and give our take on an overhyped alert. What are ya nuts? Love ya! Leave us a voicemail here!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors:Visit Carawayhome.com/GOOD10 to take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Goodwipes is giving away FREE wipes! Just buy a pack at Target, Walmart, Kroger-or your local store-then head to goodwipes.com/GOODGUYS, text them your receipt and get reimbursed!Applebee's iconic 2 for $25 deal is back featuring their NEW Chicken Parmesan Fettuccine and NEW Big Bangin' Burger.Visit www.functionhealth.com/GOODGUYS or use gift code GOODGUYS 100 at sign-up to own your health.Find exactly what you're booking for. Booking.com, Booking. YEAH! Book today on the site or in the app.Prolon is offering Good Guys listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Nutrition Program! Just visit ProlonLife.com/GOODGUYSPlease note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.