

The Boyscast with Ryan Long
The Boys
Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.
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Dec 29, 2023 • 2h 11min
Japanese Government Tells Women to Cook and Clean More & A Woman Thinks Her Boyfriend is Gay For Making Gay Jokes
Topics discussed in the podcast include menu anxiety among Gen Z, the effect of sniffing women's tears on aggression, OnlyFans stars discovering taxes, rebound congestion from nasal spray, controversy surrounding 'president gay' term, Kanye West's apology, manipulation of kids and college students, collaboration between QIPAA and Chantel Martin, dynamics of male friendships using gay jokes, potential market for used underwear and sniffing tears, advancements in genetic engineering, dating in the modern era, and dangers of spreading unverifiable claims.

Dec 22, 2023 • 1h 46min
Gay S*x in The Senate! Colorado Bans Trump, & Boston's No Whites Christmas Party
The podcast discusses the sexist attitudes faced by men regarding women's sexual preferences and the harmful effects. They share awkward Christmas party conversations and reflect on the annoyance of people assuming superiority. The hosts talk about hiding a Jewish girl in an attic, Alec Baldwin attending a protest, and a Twitter trend. They also discuss travel, starting new ventures, water soluble CBD products, Factor meal delivery service, and Millie Bobby Brown's journey to feminism. The importance of being funny in relationships is explored. The scandal of gay sex in the senate is criticized, along with the media's reaction and double standards. The hosts discuss hot dogs, scandals, and their experience using the Fit Bod app. They debate the dating prospects of women based on physical attractiveness and discuss awkward party invitations and speculation on 'White Man's Burden'.

Dec 15, 2023 • 1h 45min
Alex Jones on X Turns the World Upside Down & Governments Actually Invented Gaydar
Controversial media personality and conspiracy theorist Alex Jones discusses conspiracy theories responsibly. They talk about acts of kindness, Trump's speech, homelessness, prohibition, black budgets, safe injection sites, American healthcare, Chinese influence, Canada's 'Gaydar' machine, past lives, and haunted office experiences.

Dec 8, 2023 • 1h 44min
Girls Cant Stop Joining Cults & 100 Actors Apologize for Palestine Statements
Tiger Woods has lost his Mojo, a guy gets a vasectomy due to climate grief, and a "hustle mom" is charging her family $200 a plate at Christmas dinner. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Babbel - Go to http://babbel.com/boyscast to get 55% off your subscription Manscaped - Go to http://manscaped.com and enter code BOYSCAST to get 20% off and free shipping Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50 and enter code BOYSCAST50 to get 50% off Fitbod - Go to http://fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription RYAN ON TOUR: Phoenix: Dec 8/9, Dublin: Jan 11, London: Jan 13/ 20, Antwerp: Jan 15, Amsterdam: Jan 16, Copenhagen: Jan 17, Oslo: Jan 18, Stockholm: Jan 19, PerrysBurg: Feb 6, Columbus: Feb 7, Liberty: Feb 8, Dallas: March 1/2, Baltimore: March 15-16, Calgary: March 8/9, Boston: March 23, Winnipeg: April 4-6, Atlanta: April 12/13, San Diego: April 19/20 ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 1, 2023 • 1h 40min
Ireland Burns & The Pope Goes Trans! & Blackface Criminals
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Nov 24, 2023 • 2h 2min
Gay Furries and Christian Furries are Feuding & New York Wants to Quarantine You Again
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Nov 18, 2023 • 1h 46min
The Marvels Sets Box Office Records! & Osama Bin Laden So Hot Right Now
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Nov 10, 2023 • 1h 51min
Woman demands dates spend $2000, Trudeau Blunder, & Israel Loses the Youth!
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Nov 3, 2023 • 1h 38min
Celebrity Wives Are Out of Control & Actors are Braver than Soldiers
A brave business guru pulls his kids out of school after realizing their teacher is 200 lbs overweight, A girl makes a killing selling her armpit hair but at a costly price, and RIP Matthew Perry, Canadian legend. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to http://fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription Salty Sailor Coffee - Go to http://saltysailorcoffee.com and use promo code BOYSCAST15 for 15% off your order Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50 and enter promo code boyscast50 at checkout for 50% off your order. FÜM - Go to http://tryfum.com and enter promo code BOYSCAST for 10% off your order. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 27, 2023 • 1h 41min
VICTORIA FIRES THE FAT MODELS & ISRAEL / PALESTINE COSTUMES THAT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE
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