The Boyscast with Ryan Long

EMERGENCY Elon vs Trump BLOWOUT Podcast, Pride & The Democrats Hilarious Plan to Attract Men The boys join up for an emergency discussion about Elon vs. Trump, Corporations are rolling back on Pride spending, and Democrats dump tons of cash into finding out why they can’t connect with men. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters:   00:00 - Target ain’t gay no more 01:30 - Intro 01:54 - Emergency Trump Vs. Elon discussion! 31:51 - AD - Fitbod - go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 34:00 - AD - AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 35:53 - Main episode starts / Pride and Love bombing 43:34 - Coprorations scaling back on Pride 45:49 - Are “whipped” cultures more misogynist? 51:22 - Glenn Greenwald’s controversy 1:02:42 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments 1:04:41 - Epstein 1:10:00 - Trump pardoning Diddy?? 1:16:28 - Dems spend 20 million so they can speak with american men. 1:46:38 - Elon Musk PBS clip 1:49:44 - Blacks only homeless shelters in Toronto 1:53:28 - Buildings bleed red for Menstruation day in Canada 1:56:37 - St. Louis sherriffs department to crack down on gossip 1:57:47 - Extra breaks for Trans people to tuck 2:01:16 - Alec Baldwin is a puppet 2:02:16 - Straight Pride shirt 2:06:03 - Eric Weinstein vs. Piers Morgan on string theory 2:11:01 - Wrap up

In a whirlwind of humor, the hosts tackle Tim Dillon's viral CNN interview and dissect the peculiarities of Jordan Peterson's responses. They share wild vacation stories, from chaotic pool games to unexpected softball brawls. Age gaps in relationships spark lively debate, while poignant reflections on the absurdities of public life abound. The conversation ventures into the complexities of relationships and societal norms, infused with dark humor about crypto crimes and quirky gatherings like a 'Spanking Club.' Expect laughter and sharp insights in this entertaining blend.

Dive into the wild world of celebrity trials as the gang unpacks the surreal drama surrounding P Diddy and his exotic dancer, 'The Punisher.' Laugh along as they explore hilarious tales of male escorts, chaotic prison escape plans, and the absurdity of reality TV. Discover a comedic spin on masculinity, societal norms, and the unpredictable legal system. Plus, enjoy sharp takes on hockey culture and the influence of social media on fame. It's a blend of humor and serious commentary that keeps you entertained!

Join a wild ride through quirky tales including a woman claiming spiritual authority as a dominatrix. Marvel at the Pope's brother channeling MAGA vibes while navigating a recent high-profile trial that mixes celebrity culture with scandal. Discover the amusing chaos of gambling encounters and cultural quirks in Vegas. Alongside tales of intimate relationships and the absurdities of AI, there's a comedic reflection on aging celebrities. Each topic reveals hilarious insights into the intersection of faith, fame, and identity.

A woman makes headlines after raking in donations for her controversial remarks, sparking debates on free speech and societal norms. Elon Musk plans a new town that promises to stir the pot. The episode humorously tackles how protein consumption ties into cultural identity while poking fun at the rise of hired protestors. Tensions surrounding race and public perception are navigated with satire, leaving listeners entertained and questioning the absurdities of current events.

A liberal candidate wins the Canadian election, stirring discussions about Alberta's potential secession. Bill Belichick's relationship with a much younger girlfriend raises eyebrows, while JoJo Siwa challenges norms in her latest twist. The absurdity of public headphone dodgers is humorously explored, alongside the chaotic blend of meme culture and politics. The hosts dive into AI's impact on music, relationships, and health trends, all wrapped in sharp wit and satirical observations on modern life.

The Pope returns to the great beyond, Podcasters are at war, and people are not happy about the female Spacemen SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift FACTOR - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast and use the code BOYSCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping HIMS - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments MAREK HEALTH - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Atlanta: April 25/26, Calgary: May 2-3, Uncasville: May 8-10, San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - Marriage contributes to memory loss? 01:10 - Intro 01:37 - Danny got e-coli from Timmy’s 04:20 - Ryan accidentally went to an influencer barber 06:15 - RIP Pope 13:36 - Canadian election & Boomer libs 17:20 - Kanye West’s latest revelation 19:43 - Podcast wars 24:30 - Dangerous ideas 31:50 - AD - HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift 33:16 - AD - FACTOR - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast and use the code BOYSCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping 34:58 - Pushback 41:54 - Larry David’s op ed 43:35 - Twitter vs. Tik Tok 49:35 - Experts & schools of thought 56:43 - China / Trade war 58:44 - Food dyes 59:09 - AD - HIMS - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments 1:01:13 - AD - MAREK HEALTH - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off 1:03:06 - Elon & sperm 1:08:43 - Lady spacemen 1:16:11 - Gayle King’s response to backlash / Bezos 1:29:03 - Gen Z is dating younger men because older men are toxic and also dating older men because young men are toxic. 1:32:53 - “I had a gay holiday fling with a Taliban terrorist” 1:37:43 - “I caught my husband goofing off with a male friend” 1:43:51 - Wrap up / dates

Influencers are everywhere, Katy Perry visits lower orbit, and adults on reddit pretend to be infants. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! VIIA - Go to https://viiahemp.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 15% off and a free gift for new customers AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast to get 20% off and free shipping SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26, Calgary: May 2-3, Uncasville: May 8-10, San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters:   00:00 - Nate’s AI Controversy 01:01 - Intro 01:25 - Top Dog Law 05:04 - Everyone’s an influencer / blue origin 10:10 - Female plumber influencer doesn’t like being sexualized 21:47 - Gavin Newsom’s gone full bro 25:58 - Elon’s kids 30:03 - AD - True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! 31:38 - AD - VIIA - Go to https://viiahemp.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 15% off and a free gift for new customers 34:02 - Bill Maher’s Trump tour 44:52 - El Salvador 48:28 - Communal narcissists 53:52 - Gay Texas campground bans trans men 1:01:34 - Girls discover saving money 1:07:35 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:10:07 - AD - Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast to get 20% off and free shipping 1:11:48 - Girls discover brewing coffee 1:13:32 - ADHD 1:17:50 - Deep dive into reddit “Age Regressor” feud 1:32:43 - Scientists discover why meat eaters hate vegans 1:34:46 - Canadian election 1:40:32 - Wrap up

The conversation dives into whether excessive self-pleasure affects testosterone levels and how modern lifestyles impact masculinity. They humorously tackle the chaotic nature of financial markets, intertwined with personal anecdotes about gaming and aging. The exploration of gender identity and societal expectations adds depth, blending satire with serious critiques of contemporary norms. They also reflect on international trade tensions and the absurdities of celebrity culture, all while keeping the tone light and entertaining.

Cucking rebranded as “Hotwifing” for marketing purposes, the bizarre Ghibli meme from the white house, and a riot in a Mumbai comedy club SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift HIMS - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - The REAL reason Millennials can’t afford homes 01:01 - Intro 01:25 - April fools sucks 03:49 - Tampa Gay 05:22 - 23 & Me goes belly up 11:14 - Danny gets weird followers 13:11 - Girls protesting big banks 14:39 - Dr. Phil was the catalyst that started the downfall 18:10 - Mumbai Comedy Club fracas 26:37 - The latest new trend - Hotwifing 30:58 - AD - HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift 32:57 - AD - HIMS - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments 34:54 - Adolescence is getting out of control / hotwifing cont’d 41:10 - Big Willie’s comeback 43:27 - Jersey police accuse police cheif of pooping on floor, other infractions 47:45 - Deportations / Ghibli meme 1:00:19 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:02:22 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off 1:04:23 - Group chat / Boyscast predicted it 1:13:42 - Blue Jays fan ejected from game for political attire 1:16:11 - UK Bans samurai swords 1:19:10 - Adult entertainer wore the wrong hat 1:20:06 - El Salvadore dungeon 1:24:17 - Liberation Day 1:28:15 - Scientists find out men are attracted to breasts 1:31:47 - Anorgasmia 1:33:06 - Polyamorous kidnappers 1:36:42 - Wrap up