The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The political landscape in New York City heats up as a socialist candidate makes waves in the mayoral race. Protests erupt over Jeff Bezos's wedding, revealing misguided motivations. The discussion veers into the complexities of modern relationships, identity, and societal standards, including humorous takes on beauty norms like hairy armpits. The chaos in Iran and its repercussions are examined, alongside sardonic critiques of socialism's impact on economic systems. Expect plenty of laughs while navigating serious issues!

Tensions escalate as discussions of a potential war with Iran unfold through a humorous lens. Will Smith makes headlines with a new track that claims his heterosexuality, prompting a critique on celebrity identity. The episode also features bizarre anecdotes about a creepy bus driver and a comical exploration of modern masculinity. Join the hosts as they weave absurdities of political missteps and cultural expectations, all while touching on fitness tips and societal quirks, creating a wild blend of laughter and insight.

The podcast kicks off with a humorous tale of a mother staging a mock protest for her kids. Conversations shift to the chaos of ongoing protests, featuring amusing anecdotes and a look at political dynamics, including the Gavin Newsom vs. Trump showdown. As they analyze societal behaviors in activism, they also explore the contradictions in climate change efforts. With a light-hearted take, the hosts delve into the complexities of identity politics in protests and the contentious debate around transgender athletes in sports, all laced with sharp wit.

EMERGENCY Elon vs Trump BLOWOUT Podcast, Pride & The Democrats Hilarious Plan to Attract Men The boys join up for an emergency discussion about Elon vs. Trump, Corporations are rolling back on Pride spending, and Democrats dump tons of cash into finding out why they can’t connect with men. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters:   00:00 - Target ain’t gay no more 01:30 - Intro 01:54 - Emergency Trump Vs. Elon discussion! 31:51 - AD - Fitbod - go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 34:00 - AD - AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 35:53 - Main episode starts / Pride and Love bombing 43:34 - Coprorations scaling back on Pride 45:49 - Are “whipped” cultures more misogynist? 51:22 - Glenn Greenwald’s controversy 1:02:42 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments 1:04:41 - Epstein 1:10:00 - Trump pardoning Diddy?? 1:16:28 - Dems spend 20 million so they can speak with american men. 1:46:38 - Elon Musk PBS clip 1:49:44 - Blacks only homeless shelters in Toronto 1:53:28 - Buildings bleed red for Menstruation day in Canada 1:56:37 - St. Louis sherriffs department to crack down on gossip 1:57:47 - Extra breaks for Trans people to tuck 2:01:16 - Alec Baldwin is a puppet 2:02:16 - Straight Pride shirt 2:06:03 - Eric Weinstein vs. Piers Morgan on string theory 2:11:01 - Wrap up

In a whirlwind of humor, the hosts tackle Tim Dillon's viral CNN interview and dissect the peculiarities of Jordan Peterson's responses. They share wild vacation stories, from chaotic pool games to unexpected softball brawls. Age gaps in relationships spark lively debate, while poignant reflections on the absurdities of public life abound. The conversation ventures into the complexities of relationships and societal norms, infused with dark humor about crypto crimes and quirky gatherings like a 'Spanking Club.' Expect laughter and sharp insights in this entertaining blend.

Dive into the wild world of celebrity trials as the gang unpacks the surreal drama surrounding P Diddy and his exotic dancer, 'The Punisher.' Laugh along as they explore hilarious tales of male escorts, chaotic prison escape plans, and the absurdity of reality TV. Discover a comedic spin on masculinity, societal norms, and the unpredictable legal system. Plus, enjoy sharp takes on hockey culture and the influence of social media on fame. It's a blend of humor and serious commentary that keeps you entertained!

Join a wild ride through quirky tales including a woman claiming spiritual authority as a dominatrix. Marvel at the Pope's brother channeling MAGA vibes while navigating a recent high-profile trial that mixes celebrity culture with scandal. Discover the amusing chaos of gambling encounters and cultural quirks in Vegas. Alongside tales of intimate relationships and the absurdities of AI, there's a comedic reflection on aging celebrities. Each topic reveals hilarious insights into the intersection of faith, fame, and identity.

A woman makes headlines after raking in donations for her controversial remarks, sparking debates on free speech and societal norms. Elon Musk plans a new town that promises to stir the pot. The episode humorously tackles how protein consumption ties into cultural identity while poking fun at the rise of hired protestors. Tensions surrounding race and public perception are navigated with satire, leaving listeners entertained and questioning the absurdities of current events.

A liberal candidate wins the Canadian election, stirring discussions about Alberta's potential secession. Bill Belichick's relationship with a much younger girlfriend raises eyebrows, while JoJo Siwa challenges norms in her latest twist. The absurdity of public headphone dodgers is humorously explored, alongside the chaotic blend of meme culture and politics. The hosts dive into AI's impact on music, relationships, and health trends, all wrapped in sharp wit and satirical observations on modern life.

The Pope returns to the great beyond, Podcasters are at war, and people are not happy about the female Spacemen SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift FACTOR - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast and use the code BOYSCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping HIMS - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments MAREK HEALTH - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Atlanta: April 25/26, Calgary: May 2-3, Uncasville: May 8-10, San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - Marriage contributes to memory loss? 01:10 - Intro 01:37 - Danny got e-coli from Timmy’s 04:20 - Ryan accidentally went to an influencer barber 06:15 - RIP Pope 13:36 - Canadian election & Boomer libs 17:20 - Kanye West’s latest revelation 19:43 - Podcast wars 24:30 - Dangerous ideas 31:50 - AD - HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift 33:16 - AD - FACTOR - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast and use the code BOYSCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping 34:58 - Pushback 41:54 - Larry David’s op ed 43:35 - Twitter vs. Tik Tok 49:35 - Experts & schools of thought 56:43 - China / Trade war 58:44 - Food dyes 59:09 - AD - HIMS - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments 1:01:13 - AD - MAREK HEALTH - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off 1:03:06 - Elon & sperm 1:08:43 - Lady spacemen 1:16:11 - Gayle King’s response to backlash / Bezos 1:29:03 - Gen Z is dating younger men because older men are toxic and also dating older men because young men are toxic. 1:32:53 - “I had a gay holiday fling with a Taliban terrorist” 1:37:43 - “I caught my husband goofing off with a male friend” 1:43:51 - Wrap up / dates