The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The discussion kicks off with the amusing revival of the male gaze and an exploration of the absurdity of waiting in line as a thrill. Ryan and Danny brainstorm hilarious movie ideas, including a Wigger Contagion satire. They dive into the cringe factor of politicians moonlighting as musicians, spotlighting Mike Huckabee’s odd cover. Group chat leaks among Young Republicans spark a lively debate about political culture. The conversation also touches on some really bizarre niche communities, like foreskin restoration and their online antics.

Kim Jong Un takes a strong stance against augmented honkers, Candace Owens spills the beans on Charlie Kirk’s group chats, and AI actresses are a thing now. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! Skylight - Go to https://myskylight.com/boyscast to get $30  off your 15 inch calendar AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR:  Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters:   00:00 - Ryan’s group chats 01:04 - Intro 01:28 - Watch your group chats 02:41 - Twitter at war 06:33 - Subway surfers 08:42 - Portland homeless 10:11 - ‘African Tribe’ in Scotland 13:55 - P. Diddy trial results 15:37 - College basketball 17:00 - Diddy 17:49 - Ed Gein doc 19:40 - Burkas in Williamsburg 20:43 - Bad Bunny 25:24 - Kim Jong Un says no implants 31:49 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 33:49 - AD - Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! 36:03 - Wacky birthing technique 48:08 - Crazy mom article - ‘I get more action than my Gen Z daughter’ 51:29 - What a Gen Z divorce looks like 55:42 - Women driven to AI chatbots 58:45 - AD - Skylight - Go to https://myskylight.com/boyscast to get $30  off your 15 inch calendar 1:00:47 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. 1:03:25 - Sora 2 1:07:20 - On the outs with chat GPT 1:09:35 - AI Actress Tilly Norwood 1:24:12 - Steph Curry’s wife up to some hijinks 1:26:33 - Biner kit 1:28:19 - 250 lb Cheerleaders 1:33:51 - Back to Tilly 1:34:54 - Elon vs. Netflix 1:41:06 - Harvard’s nutty professor

Cousin marriage is encouraged now in the UK, the government closes its doors and controversy over Saudi Arabian comedy festival. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas Cornbread Hemp - Go to https://cornbreadhemp.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order Prizepicks - Go to https://prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR:  Baltimore: oct 2-4 Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - Fiscal responsibility 01:04 - Intro 01:28 - Monday night bender 03:35 - Government shutdown 04:55 - Arrested for memes 06:49 - Dates - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 07:08 - City council meeting wackiness 12:27 - Men pay all the taxes 16:52 - Sora 2 19:17 - NHS says 1st cousin marriage has benefits 30:11 - AD - Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas 32:12 - AD - Cornbread Hemp - Go to https://cornbreadhemp.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order 33:38 - Kier Starmer on one 36:25 - Call to prayer in Michigan 38:45 - Riyadh Comedy Festival 56:43 - Hypocrisy in beliefs 1:05:21 - AD - Prizepicks - Go to https://prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup 1:07:14 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments 1:09:38 - Hegseth vs. Fats 1:17:37 - Rob Ford documentary / quotes 1:21:17 - Fat activist lays down the law 1:26:50 - Jewish gun club offers bullets, bagels 1:29:29 - Witch who cursed Charlie Kirk wants to speak to Erika 1:32:59 - Shootings 1:36:58 - Wrap up

Sal Vulcano discusses his prankster inspirations, taking crappy jobs before hitting it big, and how to do being famous right. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! RYAN ON TOUR:  Baltimore: oct 2-4 Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST

The hosts dive into Jimmy Kimmel's return and the hot topic of cancel culture. They riff on Trump's dubious autism cure claims, questioning if it could derail society. The conversation turns to critics of comedians and inconsistent narratives within the media. They also tackle the absurdities of online conspiracy theories and discuss outrageous crime stories, including a musician found with a missing person's remains. With humor and sharp commentary, they reflect on masculinity in media and the peculiar traits of contemporary culture.

The hosts dive into the chaos surrounding a high-profile shooting, examining how public figures are scrutinized posthumously. They discuss performative grief on social media and critique politicians using tragedies for their narrative. Expect a deep dive into the shooter’s messages and how conspiracy theories flourish. The conversation expands to the impact of therapy on gun access and the rise of exploitative AI-generated books. They balance serious topics with humor, touching on nightlife trends and absurd relationship advice.

Explore the darkly humorous aftermath of a controversial assassination, where social media responses turn into a battleground for opinions. Discover absurd tales of a woman causing chaos at a baseball game and the bizarre lengths influencers will go to for attention during crises. Dive into the complexities of gun control discussions and the societal implications of violent incidents. The hosts tackle taboos with sharp wit, blending personal anecdotes with commentary on how tragedy and humor collide in our digital age.

In a hilarious breakdown of modern dating, the absurdity of a pricey dating coach's questionable relationship choices takes center stage. Disney's wild plan to capture male audiences is critiqued through a humorous lens, while political satire highlights the ridiculousness of conspiracy theories and AI interactions. A light-hearted exploration of kosher phones sheds light on technology's clash with tradition. Themes of social media, performative masculinity, and naming quirks add layers to the playful banter, making for a captivating discussion.

Stand-up comedian and political commentator Jimmy Dore joins for a lively discussion on the surveillance state and the military-industrial complex. He humorously critiques a bizarre mayoral bench press competition while addressing serious issues like inflation and censorship. Dore delves into the implications of tech influence on politics and highlights the disillusionment with the political system, all while balancing absurdity with sharp commentary. Their conversation takes a satirical turn as they reflect on the ongoing absurdities in politics and global conflicts.

Delve into a British police initiative where female officers go undercover to apprehend catcallers, sparking hilarity and critique of societal norms. Explore the quirky world of male cheerleaders as they challenge gender roles in sports. Enjoy comedic insights on the absurdities of billionaire culture and their desperate attempts to seem relatable. Uncover the fascinating dynamics of vulnerability and emotional expression in men, all wrapped in playful anecdotes and thoughtful commentary. It's a wild ride through humor, culture, and social commentary!