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12 snips
Mar 28, 2025 • 1h 50min

800 Lb Prostitute Roleplays as a Giant Eating People & Democrat Influencer Cancelled for Nudez

A Democratic influencer faces backlash for attempting to solicit explicit photos, shedding light on the irony of male feminism. The bizarre world of plus-sized fetish models gets a humorous spotlight, while the discussion takes a strange turn with the absurd concept of a self-deportation app introduced by Trump. Candid critiques of modern dating dynamics reveal the challenges of managing long-distance relationships, all wrapped in light-hearted banter that keeps listeners entertained and engaged.
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11 snips
Mar 21, 2025 • 1h 52min

Politicians become Podcasters! RFK Declares War on Gays & Reviewing Meghan Markle

Dive into the wild tales of bald men in Mozambique, thought to have gold hidden in their skulls, and hear about the misadventures of a treacherous Bodega guy. The discussion spins through the chaotic world of air travel and hilariously critiques the new wave of politicians turned podcasters. Featuring comical commentary on Meghan Markle's scripted life and the challenges of authenticity in celebrity culture, the banter stays sharp as they navigate absurd beliefs and political dynamics. A perfect blend of humor and insight!
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12 snips
Mar 14, 2025 • 1h 50min

Men Admit to Going Trans for Female Benefits, TSLA, & Blogger Says 'I Love My BF's Micropenis'

The podcast dives into the provocative idea that some men transition for social and financial perks, sparking a lively debate on identity. It humorously examines the absurdities of modern fashion, from butt cracks on runways to awkward social media encounters. The hosts share insights on celebrity culture and the ethics of influencer lifestyles, especially following the Gabby Petito documentary. A lighthearted exploration of sexuality, including skepticism about recent bisexuality claims, adds to the entertaining mix, making for a comedic commentary on today’s societal norms.
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Mar 7, 2025 • 1h 48min

TRUMP vs ZELENSKY vs CASEY ANTHONY

Stand up comedians Chris Faga and Robbie “The Fire” Bernstein join Ryan at the studio to discuss Trump’s state of the Union, Shane hosting SNL again, and the recent Zelensky drama at the White House. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/factorpodcast and use the code FACTORPODCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping Bilt - Go to https://joinbilt.com to start earning points on rent you already pay Mando - Go to https://shopmando.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters:   00:00 - Danny AWOL 00:36 - Intro 01:01 - Welcome Guests 06:44 - Trump’s gone WWE mode 09:32 - Guy with cane kicked out 12:26 - AOC handcuffed 14:39 - Hood lady 15:57 - Hot Mic 16:32 - Rob Ford’s brother 17:49 - Mike Meyers’ Elon impression 20:00 - Shane on SNL 22:22 - Why is Trump antagonizing Canada? 25:18 - Russia / Ukraine / Mineral deal 33:04 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments 35:08 - AD - Fitbod - Go to fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription 36:36 - Zelensky backtracking / what is his argument? 46:06 - America likes to prop people up and watch them fall 52:20 - Results? 53:45 - Elon / People selling their teslas 1:03:07 - AD - SOUL CBD - Go to https://getsoul.com and use code BOYSCAST for 30% off your order 1:05:00 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:07:20 - Economic boycott 1:17:36 - Checking in with Mystery 1:20:18 - Trans men pass easier? / epidemic of knuckle-crushing handshakes 1:22:48 - Recine’s spicy jokes 1:25:25 - Ryan’s censorship issue 1:33:07 - Pulling public funds 1:42:41 - Epstein files
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18 snips
Feb 28, 2025 • 1h 42min

Aging Into an Old Jamaican Man, Ryan Reynolds & the INSANE M*th Subreddit  w/ Sam Tallent

Stand-up comedian Sam Tallent joins in for a wild ride filled with laughter and insight. They dive into Elon Musk's quirky DMs and dish out unconventional travel hacks for those who dread flying. Hilarity ensues as they share their experiences with jazz clubs and strange culinary adventures. They also touch on the absurdities of social media fame and reflect on the challenges of navigating relationships in today’s world. With anecdotes on aging and cultural stereotypes, this conversation is both entertaining and thought-provoking!
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36 snips
Feb 20, 2025 • 2h 3min

Elon Musk Won't Stop Having Kids & A Man Says he Sleeps With Ethnic Women To Stop Racism

The discussion humorously critiques Elon Musk's unconventional parenting choices, sparking debates about wealth and societal norms. It also dives into the absurdity of a Florida man's attempt at violence against perceived nationalities. Aviation anecdotes and California's peculiar water policies add a layer of light satire. The hosts tackle controversial dating perspectives on race, questioning genuine intentions versus fetishization. With a mix of banter and serious reflections, they explore the quirks of modern relationships and cultural interactions.
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21 snips
Feb 14, 2025 • 1h 46min

Chicks are Mad Spaces Aren't Gendered Anymore & If You Didn't Like Kendrick You Ain't Black!

The discussion kicks off with a hilarious critique of Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl performance and attire. It dives into the chaos of urban life with tales of subway etiquette and elevator rants. They dissect the cultural significance of recent Super Bowl ads, including contentious celebrity endorsements. The conversation takes a turn towards gender norms in fitness, humorously questioning the need for gendered spaces. It wraps up with a comedic look at societal expectations surrounding body image and the complexities of modern masculinity.
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29 snips
Feb 7, 2025 • 1h 43min

CANDIANS BECOME THE NUMBER 1 RECIPIENT OF HATE & BLAKE LIVELY CAN'T STOP FARTING

The discussion hilariously scrutinizes Facebook's bizarre choice to remove tampons from men's rooms. A brutal encounter involving an Indian comic and Bollywood mocks the extremes of celebrity. The podcasters dive into Canada's energy crisis, exploring ludicrous oil transport issues. They also illuminate the chaos of celebrity culture, highlighted by Blake Lively's gastrointestinal adventures, and the absurdity behind the 'sovereign citizen' movement. Expect laughs over political absurdities and the unexpected hilarity of rent reward programs!
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10 snips
Jan 31, 2025 • 1h 51min

Doctor Phil Joins ICE, A Woman Sues Uber Because She's Too Fat & Biohacker Measures Sons Boners

Dr. Phil takes on immigration issues in a controversial new show, stirring up ethical debates. A woman sues Uber for weight discrimination, prompting humorous discussions on legal implications. Steve Harvey gets caught in a scam scandal, adding to the absurdity of the current cultural landscape. Biohacking reaches new heights, as one father absurdly tracks his son's physical stats. The quirks of shrinkflation illustrate the strange dynamics of consumer culture, making for a blend of comedy and social commentary.
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23 snips
Jan 24, 2025 • 1h 46min

ELON MUSK Does a Nazi Salute to Shield Trump from Bad Press! & Were Back to 2 Genders

The discussion dives into Elon Musk's media antics and their absurdities. They tackle a neo-Nazi’s gender change for prison perks and the withdrawal symptoms from TikTok addiction. The hosts humorously critique societal norms around masculinity and the complexities of fame. They explore the volatile world of cryptocurrency, the influence of social media, and the impact of modern digital life on mental health. Clever anecdotes and sharp satire enhance their exploration of contemporary cultural dynamics.

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