The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Dive into a whirlwind of hilarity with discussions on Lena Dunham's media presence and the bizarre Twitter saga surrounding Elmo. Explore the absurdities of accountability in high-profile scandals, love, and relationships while navigating the complexities of social norms and masculinity. Enjoy humorous takes on prison sentences, political behaviors, and the odd world of foreskin restoration. Expect outrageous anecdotes mixed with sharp social commentary, all gleefully delivered through playful banter.

Sharay Hayes, a.k.a. The Punisher, is a male stripper and escort who sheds light on his wild experiences, including the Diddy Trial. He discusses the complexities of masculinity and performance anxiety while sharing hilarious anecdotes about intimacy. Hayes also dives into the challenges of sex work, the societal implications of bionic enhancements, and the evolving perceptions of male confidence. The conversation tackles misconceptions about women's conversations and the often-awkward dynamics of modern relationships, combining humor with insightful commentary.

Diddy wraps up his trial with unexpected twists, while a former WNBA star ignites uproar with her comments on America, blending humor with critique. The hosts dive into the absurdities of identity politics and the intricacies of modern dating. They explore the hilarious struggles of finding favorite sodas across borders and dissect the concept of 'passport privilege'. Alongside this, the dynamics of queer spaces and the journey of femboys are touched upon, all wrapped in a comedic lens that highlights the absurdities of contemporary life.

The political landscape in New York City heats up as a socialist candidate makes waves in the mayoral race. Protests erupt over Jeff Bezos's wedding, revealing misguided motivations. The discussion veers into the complexities of modern relationships, identity, and societal standards, including humorous takes on beauty norms like hairy armpits. The chaos in Iran and its repercussions are examined, alongside sardonic critiques of socialism's impact on economic systems. Expect plenty of laughs while navigating serious issues!

Tensions escalate as discussions of a potential war with Iran unfold through a humorous lens. Will Smith makes headlines with a new track that claims his heterosexuality, prompting a critique on celebrity identity. The episode also features bizarre anecdotes about a creepy bus driver and a comical exploration of modern masculinity. Join the hosts as they weave absurdities of political missteps and cultural expectations, all while touching on fitness tips and societal quirks, creating a wild blend of laughter and insight.

The podcast kicks off with a humorous tale of a mother staging a mock protest for her kids. Conversations shift to the chaos of ongoing protests, featuring amusing anecdotes and a look at political dynamics, including the Gavin Newsom vs. Trump showdown. As they analyze societal behaviors in activism, they also explore the contradictions in climate change efforts. With a light-hearted take, the hosts delve into the complexities of identity politics in protests and the contentious debate around transgender athletes in sports, all laced with sharp wit.

EMERGENCY Elon vs Trump BLOWOUT Podcast, Pride & The Democrats Hilarious Plan to Attract Men The boys join up for an emergency discussion about Elon vs. Trump, Corporations are rolling back on Pride spending, and Democrats dump tons of cash into finding out why they can’t connect with men. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters:   00:00 - Target ain’t gay no more 01:30 - Intro 01:54 - Emergency Trump Vs. Elon discussion! 31:51 - AD - Fitbod - go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 34:00 - AD - AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 35:53 - Main episode starts / Pride and Love bombing 43:34 - Coprorations scaling back on Pride 45:49 - Are “whipped” cultures more misogynist? 51:22 - Glenn Greenwald’s controversy 1:02:42 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments 1:04:41 - Epstein 1:10:00 - Trump pardoning Diddy?? 1:16:28 - Dems spend 20 million so they can speak with american men. 1:46:38 - Elon Musk PBS clip 1:49:44 - Blacks only homeless shelters in Toronto 1:53:28 - Buildings bleed red for Menstruation day in Canada 1:56:37 - St. Louis sherriffs department to crack down on gossip 1:57:47 - Extra breaks for Trans people to tuck 2:01:16 - Alec Baldwin is a puppet 2:02:16 - Straight Pride shirt 2:06:03 - Eric Weinstein vs. Piers Morgan on string theory 2:11:01 - Wrap up

In a whirlwind of humor, the hosts tackle Tim Dillon's viral CNN interview and dissect the peculiarities of Jordan Peterson's responses. They share wild vacation stories, from chaotic pool games to unexpected softball brawls. Age gaps in relationships spark lively debate, while poignant reflections on the absurdities of public life abound. The conversation ventures into the complexities of relationships and societal norms, infused with dark humor about crypto crimes and quirky gatherings like a 'Spanking Club.' Expect laughter and sharp insights in this entertaining blend.

Dive into the wild world of celebrity trials as the gang unpacks the surreal drama surrounding P Diddy and his exotic dancer, 'The Punisher.' Laugh along as they explore hilarious tales of male escorts, chaotic prison escape plans, and the absurdity of reality TV. Discover a comedic spin on masculinity, societal norms, and the unpredictable legal system. Plus, enjoy sharp takes on hockey culture and the influence of social media on fame. It's a blend of humor and serious commentary that keeps you entertained!

Join a wild ride through quirky tales including a woman claiming spiritual authority as a dominatrix. Marvel at the Pope's brother channeling MAGA vibes while navigating a recent high-profile trial that mixes celebrity culture with scandal. Discover the amusing chaos of gambling encounters and cultural quirks in Vegas. Alongside tales of intimate relationships and the absurdities of AI, there's a comedic reflection on aging celebrities. Each topic reveals hilarious insights into the intersection of faith, fame, and identity.