
The Boyscast with Ryan Long
Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.
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Apr 18, 2025 • 1h 41min
We Have Female Plumbing Influencers Now!! Blue Origin Girlboss Flight & Adult baby Reddit
Influencers are everywhere, Katy Perry visits lower orbit, and adults on reddit pretend to be infants. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! VIIA - Go to https://viiahemp.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 15% off and a free gift for new customers AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast to get 20% off and free shipping SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26, Calgary: May 2-3, Uncasville: May 8-10, San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - Nate’s AI Controversy 01:01 - Intro 01:25 - Top Dog Law 05:04 - Everyone’s an influencer / blue origin 10:10 - Female plumber influencer doesn’t like being sexualized 21:47 - Gavin Newsom’s gone full bro 25:58 - Elon’s kids 30:03 - AD - True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! 31:38 - AD - VIIA - Go to https://viiahemp.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 15% off and a free gift for new customers 34:02 - Bill Maher’s Trump tour 44:52 - El Salvador 48:28 - Communal narcissists 53:52 - Gay Texas campground bans trans men 1:01:34 - Girls discover saving money 1:07:35 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:10:07 - AD - Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast to get 20% off and free shipping 1:11:48 - Girls discover brewing coffee 1:13:32 - ADHD 1:17:50 - Deep dive into reddit “Age Regressor” feud 1:32:43 - Scientists discover why meat eaters hate vegans 1:34:46 - Canadian election 1:40:32 - Wrap up

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Apr 11, 2025 • 1h 50min
WE'RE ALL FACTORY WORKERS NOW, THE MANOSPHERE vs ADOLESCENCE & MASTURBATION vs TESTOSTERONE
The conversation dives into whether excessive self-pleasure affects testosterone levels and how modern lifestyles impact masculinity. They humorously tackle the chaotic nature of financial markets, intertwined with personal anecdotes about gaming and aging. The exploration of gender identity and societal expectations adds depth, blending satire with serious critiques of contemporary norms. They also reflect on international trade tensions and the absurdities of celebrity culture, all while keeping the tone light and entertaining.

Apr 4, 2025 • 1h 37min
We Respond to the Viral 'Hotwifing' Article, Indian Comedy Riots & White House Posting Memes
Cucking rebranded as “Hotwifing” for marketing purposes, the bizarre Ghibli meme from the white house, and a riot in a Mumbai comedy club SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift HIMS - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - The REAL reason Millennials can’t afford homes 01:01 - Intro 01:25 - April fools sucks 03:49 - Tampa Gay 05:22 - 23 & Me goes belly up 11:14 - Danny gets weird followers 13:11 - Girls protesting big banks 14:39 - Dr. Phil was the catalyst that started the downfall 18:10 - Mumbai Comedy Club fracas 26:37 - The latest new trend - Hotwifing 30:58 - AD - HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift 32:57 - AD - HIMS - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments 34:54 - Adolescence is getting out of control / hotwifing cont’d 41:10 - Big Willie’s comeback 43:27 - Jersey police accuse police cheif of pooping on floor, other infractions 47:45 - Deportations / Ghibli meme 1:00:19 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:02:22 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off 1:04:23 - Group chat / Boyscast predicted it 1:13:42 - Blue Jays fan ejected from game for political attire 1:16:11 - UK Bans samurai swords 1:19:10 - Adult entertainer wore the wrong hat 1:20:06 - El Salvadore dungeon 1:24:17 - Liberation Day 1:28:15 - Scientists find out men are attracted to breasts 1:31:47 - Anorgasmia 1:33:06 - Polyamorous kidnappers 1:36:42 - Wrap up

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Mar 28, 2025 • 1h 50min
800 Lb Prostitute Roleplays as a Giant Eating People & Democrat Influencer Cancelled for Nudez
A Democratic influencer faces backlash for attempting to solicit explicit photos, shedding light on the irony of male feminism. The bizarre world of plus-sized fetish models gets a humorous spotlight, while the discussion takes a strange turn with the absurd concept of a self-deportation app introduced by Trump. Candid critiques of modern dating dynamics reveal the challenges of managing long-distance relationships, all wrapped in light-hearted banter that keeps listeners entertained and engaged.

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Mar 21, 2025 • 1h 52min
Politicians become Podcasters! RFK Declares War on Gays & Reviewing Meghan Markle
Dive into the wild tales of bald men in Mozambique, thought to have gold hidden in their skulls, and hear about the misadventures of a treacherous Bodega guy. The discussion spins through the chaotic world of air travel and hilariously critiques the new wave of politicians turned podcasters. Featuring comical commentary on Meghan Markle's scripted life and the challenges of authenticity in celebrity culture, the banter stays sharp as they navigate absurd beliefs and political dynamics. A perfect blend of humor and insight!

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Mar 14, 2025 • 1h 50min
Men Admit to Going Trans for Female Benefits, TSLA, & Blogger Says 'I Love My BF's Micropenis'
The podcast dives into the provocative idea that some men transition for social and financial perks, sparking a lively debate on identity. It humorously examines the absurdities of modern fashion, from butt cracks on runways to awkward social media encounters. The hosts share insights on celebrity culture and the ethics of influencer lifestyles, especially following the Gabby Petito documentary. A lighthearted exploration of sexuality, including skepticism about recent bisexuality claims, adds to the entertaining mix, making for a comedic commentary on today’s societal norms.

Mar 7, 2025 • 1h 48min
TRUMP vs ZELENSKY vs CASEY ANTHONY
Stand up comedians Chris Faga and Robbie “The Fire” Bernstein join Ryan at the studio to discuss Trump’s state of the Union, Shane hosting SNL again, and the recent Zelensky drama at the White House. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/factorpodcast and use the code FACTORPODCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping Bilt - Go to https://joinbilt.com to start earning points on rent you already pay Mando - Go to https://shopmando.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - Danny AWOL 00:36 - Intro 01:01 - Welcome Guests 06:44 - Trump’s gone WWE mode 09:32 - Guy with cane kicked out 12:26 - AOC handcuffed 14:39 - Hood lady 15:57 - Hot Mic 16:32 - Rob Ford’s brother 17:49 - Mike Meyers’ Elon impression 20:00 - Shane on SNL 22:22 - Why is Trump antagonizing Canada? 25:18 - Russia / Ukraine / Mineral deal 33:04 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments 35:08 - AD - Fitbod - Go to fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription 36:36 - Zelensky backtracking / what is his argument? 46:06 - America likes to prop people up and watch them fall 52:20 - Results? 53:45 - Elon / People selling their teslas 1:03:07 - AD - SOUL CBD - Go to https://getsoul.com and use code BOYSCAST for 30% off your order 1:05:00 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:07:20 - Economic boycott 1:17:36 - Checking in with Mystery 1:20:18 - Trans men pass easier? / epidemic of knuckle-crushing handshakes 1:22:48 - Recine’s spicy jokes 1:25:25 - Ryan’s censorship issue 1:33:07 - Pulling public funds 1:42:41 - Epstein files

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Feb 28, 2025 • 1h 42min
Aging Into an Old Jamaican Man, Ryan Reynolds & the INSANE M*th Subreddit w/ Sam Tallent
Stand-up comedian Sam Tallent joins in for a wild ride filled with laughter and insight. They dive into Elon Musk's quirky DMs and dish out unconventional travel hacks for those who dread flying. Hilarity ensues as they share their experiences with jazz clubs and strange culinary adventures. They also touch on the absurdities of social media fame and reflect on the challenges of navigating relationships in today’s world. With anecdotes on aging and cultural stereotypes, this conversation is both entertaining and thought-provoking!

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Feb 20, 2025 • 2h 3min
Elon Musk Won't Stop Having Kids & A Man Says he Sleeps With Ethnic Women To Stop Racism
The discussion humorously critiques Elon Musk's unconventional parenting choices, sparking debates about wealth and societal norms. It also dives into the absurdity of a Florida man's attempt at violence against perceived nationalities. Aviation anecdotes and California's peculiar water policies add a layer of light satire. The hosts tackle controversial dating perspectives on race, questioning genuine intentions versus fetishization. With a mix of banter and serious reflections, they explore the quirks of modern relationships and cultural interactions.

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Feb 14, 2025 • 1h 46min
Chicks are Mad Spaces Aren't Gendered Anymore & If You Didn't Like Kendrick You Ain't Black!
The discussion kicks off with a hilarious critique of Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl performance and attire. It dives into the chaos of urban life with tales of subway etiquette and elevator rants. They dissect the cultural significance of recent Super Bowl ads, including contentious celebrity endorsements. The conversation takes a turn towards gender norms in fitness, humorously questioning the need for gendered spaces. It wraps up with a comedic look at societal expectations surrounding body image and the complexities of modern masculinity.
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