The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Join a wild ride through quirky tales including a woman claiming spiritual authority as a dominatrix. Marvel at the Pope's brother channeling MAGA vibes while navigating a recent high-profile trial that mixes celebrity culture with scandal. Discover the amusing chaos of gambling encounters and cultural quirks in Vegas. Alongside tales of intimate relationships and the absurdities of AI, there's a comedic reflection on aging celebrities. Each topic reveals hilarious insights into the intersection of faith, fame, and identity.

A woman makes headlines after raking in donations for her controversial remarks, sparking debates on free speech and societal norms. Elon Musk plans a new town that promises to stir the pot. The episode humorously tackles how protein consumption ties into cultural identity while poking fun at the rise of hired protestors. Tensions surrounding race and public perception are navigated with satire, leaving listeners entertained and questioning the absurdities of current events.

A liberal candidate wins the Canadian election, stirring discussions about Alberta's potential secession. Bill Belichick's relationship with a much younger girlfriend raises eyebrows, while JoJo Siwa challenges norms in her latest twist. The absurdity of public headphone dodgers is humorously explored, alongside the chaotic blend of meme culture and politics. The hosts dive into AI's impact on music, relationships, and health trends, all wrapped in sharp wit and satirical observations on modern life.

The Pope returns to the great beyond, Podcasters are at war, and people are not happy about the female Spacemen SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift FACTOR - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast and use the code BOYSCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping HIMS - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments MAREK HEALTH - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Atlanta: April 25/26, Calgary: May 2-3, Uncasville: May 8-10, San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - Marriage contributes to memory loss? 01:10 - Intro 01:37 - Danny got e-coli from Timmy’s 04:20 - Ryan accidentally went to an influencer barber 06:15 - RIP Pope 13:36 - Canadian election & Boomer libs 17:20 - Kanye West’s latest revelation 19:43 - Podcast wars 24:30 - Dangerous ideas 31:50 - AD - HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift 33:16 - AD - FACTOR - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast and use the code BOYSCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping 34:58 - Pushback 41:54 - Larry David’s op ed 43:35 - Twitter vs. Tik Tok 49:35 - Experts & schools of thought 56:43 - China / Trade war 58:44 - Food dyes 59:09 - AD - HIMS - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments 1:01:13 - AD - MAREK HEALTH - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off 1:03:06 - Elon & sperm 1:08:43 - Lady spacemen 1:16:11 - Gayle King’s response to backlash / Bezos 1:29:03 - Gen Z is dating younger men because older men are toxic and also dating older men because young men are toxic. 1:32:53 - “I had a gay holiday fling with a Taliban terrorist” 1:37:43 - “I caught my husband goofing off with a male friend” 1:43:51 - Wrap up / dates

Influencers are everywhere, Katy Perry visits lower orbit, and adults on reddit pretend to be infants. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! VIIA - Go to https://viiahemp.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 15% off and a free gift for new customers AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast to get 20% off and free shipping SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26, Calgary: May 2-3, Uncasville: May 8-10, San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters:   00:00 - Nate’s AI Controversy 01:01 - Intro 01:25 - Top Dog Law 05:04 - Everyone’s an influencer / blue origin 10:10 - Female plumber influencer doesn’t like being sexualized 21:47 - Gavin Newsom’s gone full bro 25:58 - Elon’s kids 30:03 - AD - True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! 31:38 - AD - VIIA - Go to https://viiahemp.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 15% off and a free gift for new customers 34:02 - Bill Maher’s Trump tour 44:52 - El Salvador 48:28 - Communal narcissists 53:52 - Gay Texas campground bans trans men 1:01:34 - Girls discover saving money 1:07:35 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:10:07 - AD - Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast to get 20% off and free shipping 1:11:48 - Girls discover brewing coffee 1:13:32 - ADHD 1:17:50 - Deep dive into reddit “Age Regressor” feud 1:32:43 - Scientists discover why meat eaters hate vegans 1:34:46 - Canadian election 1:40:32 - Wrap up

The conversation dives into whether excessive self-pleasure affects testosterone levels and how modern lifestyles impact masculinity. They humorously tackle the chaotic nature of financial markets, intertwined with personal anecdotes about gaming and aging. The exploration of gender identity and societal expectations adds depth, blending satire with serious critiques of contemporary norms. They also reflect on international trade tensions and the absurdities of celebrity culture, all while keeping the tone light and entertaining.

Cucking rebranded as “Hotwifing” for marketing purposes, the bizarre Ghibli meme from the white house, and a riot in a Mumbai comedy club SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift HIMS - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - The REAL reason Millennials can’t afford homes 01:01 - Intro 01:25 - April fools sucks 03:49 - Tampa Gay 05:22 - 23 & Me goes belly up 11:14 - Danny gets weird followers 13:11 - Girls protesting big banks 14:39 - Dr. Phil was the catalyst that started the downfall 18:10 - Mumbai Comedy Club fracas 26:37 - The latest new trend - Hotwifing 30:58 - AD - HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift 32:57 - AD - HIMS - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments 34:54 - Adolescence is getting out of control / hotwifing cont’d 41:10 - Big Willie’s comeback 43:27 - Jersey police accuse police cheif of pooping on floor, other infractions 47:45 - Deportations / Ghibli meme 1:00:19 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:02:22 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off 1:04:23 - Group chat / Boyscast predicted it 1:13:42 - Blue Jays fan ejected from game for political attire 1:16:11 - UK Bans samurai swords 1:19:10 - Adult entertainer wore the wrong hat 1:20:06 - El Salvadore dungeon 1:24:17 - Liberation Day 1:28:15 - Scientists find out men are attracted to breasts 1:31:47 - Anorgasmia 1:33:06 - Polyamorous kidnappers 1:36:42 - Wrap up

A Democratic influencer faces backlash for attempting to solicit explicit photos, shedding light on the irony of male feminism. The bizarre world of plus-sized fetish models gets a humorous spotlight, while the discussion takes a strange turn with the absurd concept of a self-deportation app introduced by Trump. Candid critiques of modern dating dynamics reveal the challenges of managing long-distance relationships, all wrapped in light-hearted banter that keeps listeners entertained and engaged.

Dive into the wild tales of bald men in Mozambique, thought to have gold hidden in their skulls, and hear about the misadventures of a treacherous Bodega guy. The discussion spins through the chaotic world of air travel and hilariously critiques the new wave of politicians turned podcasters. Featuring comical commentary on Meghan Markle's scripted life and the challenges of authenticity in celebrity culture, the banter stays sharp as they navigate absurd beliefs and political dynamics. A perfect blend of humor and insight!

The podcast dives into the provocative idea that some men transition for social and financial perks, sparking a lively debate on identity. It humorously examines the absurdities of modern fashion, from butt cracks on runways to awkward social media encounters. The hosts share insights on celebrity culture and the ethics of influencer lifestyles, especially following the Gabby Petito documentary. A lighthearted exploration of sexuality, including skepticism about recent bisexuality claims, adds to the entertaining mix, making for a comedic commentary on today’s societal norms.