

The Boyscast with Ryan Long
The Boys
Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.
Episodes
Mentioned books

17 snips
Aug 12, 2025 • 2h 28min
Rob Henderson on Luxury Beliefs on Gender Warz, Simps, & All The Worlds Problems
In this lively discussion, Rob Henderson, an author and PhD in social psychology, delves into the concept of Luxury Beliefs and their role in modern society. He explores how societal norms surrounding gender are shifting, particularly the increasing conservatism of women post-marriage. The conversation touches on controversial topics like simps and 'pick me' culture, illustrating how these dynamics reflect broader societal trends. Henderson also offers insights into the paradox of gender equality and how economic factors shape women's choices in STEM fields.

26 snips
Aug 8, 2025 • 1h 37min
Psycho Mother Demands Her Daughter has a Period Party & An Advertising Race War
A progressive mother sparks controversy by planning a 'period party' for her reluctant daughter. The hosts dive into the absurdity of a man unable to goon due to facial tattoos and tackle Sydney Sweeney's unexpected role in racial discussions. They humorously critique societal norms surrounding body image and the bizarre world of WNBA dildos. Amid tech privacy woes and quirky airplane stories, listeners enjoy a blend of dark humor and sharp commentary on modern parenting and cultural expectations.

26 snips
Aug 1, 2025 • 1h 34min
Dead Celebrities Getting Cancelled & The App to Rate Men gets Hacked
The hosts hilariously navigate the absurdity of dead celebrities being canceled online, questioning the double standards of public outrage. They explore the wild complexities behind a controversial app that lets women rate men, highlighting the bizarre nature of modern dating culture. The conversation also touches on the intriguing but troubling dynamics of celebrity endorsements and how online conspiracy theories shape public perception. Expect plenty of laughs as they dissect the absurdities of fame and societal expectations!

25 snips
Jul 25, 2025 • 1h 31min
We Solve the WNBA's Money Problems, Netenyahu's Hilarious Podcast Tour & Colbert Gets Fired
Creative solutions for the WNBA's financial woes spark a lively debate. Bibi Netanyahu’s podcast tour raises eyebrows with spicy commentary and unexpected attire. The comedy duo humorously tackles infidelity and gender earnings gaps, while giving a nod to the absurdities of Hollywood relationships. Discussions also touch on the quirks of public broadcasting, juvenile justice, and life amidst noisy neighbors in NYC. Humor flows as they explore unconventional sponsorship ideas and societal norms, wrapping everything in a comedic lens of current events.

22 snips
Jul 18, 2025 • 1h 35min
Grok & Elmo's Hilarious Racism Bender, Epstein Demands & The Taliban's Hilarious Tourism Video
Dive into a whirlwind of hilarity with discussions on Lena Dunham's media presence and the bizarre Twitter saga surrounding Elmo. Explore the absurdities of accountability in high-profile scandals, love, and relationships while navigating the complexities of social norms and masculinity. Enjoy humorous takes on prison sentences, political behaviors, and the odd world of foreskin restoration. Expect outrageous anecdotes mixed with sharp social commentary, all gleefully delivered through playful banter.

43 snips
Jul 9, 2025 • 1h 38min
P Diddy's Male Escort Tells Us How to Stay Hard While Diddy is Yelling at You
Sharay Hayes, a.k.a. The Punisher, is a male stripper and escort who sheds light on his wild experiences, including the Diddy Trial. He discusses the complexities of masculinity and performance anxiety while sharing hilarious anecdotes about intimacy. Hayes also dives into the challenges of sex work, the societal implications of bionic enhancements, and the evolving perceptions of male confidence. The conversation tackles misconceptions about women's conversations and the often-awkward dynamics of modern relationships, combining humor with insightful commentary.

21 snips
Jul 4, 2025 • 1h 42min
WNBA Forced to Apologize for For Saying America is Great!, The Funniest Reddit Ever & Diddy Beats RICO!
Diddy wraps up his trial with unexpected twists, while a former WNBA star ignites uproar with her comments on America, blending humor with critique. The hosts dive into the absurdities of identity politics and the intricacies of modern dating. They explore the hilarious struggles of finding favorite sodas across borders and dissect the concept of 'passport privilege'. Alongside this, the dynamics of queer spaces and the journey of femboys are touched upon, all wrapped in a comedic lens that highlights the absurdities of contemporary life.

13 snips
Jun 27, 2025 • 1h 39min
Will a Socialist be the Mayor of New York City? IRAN, Bezos Wedding Protests & Hairy Female Armpits
The political landscape in New York City heats up as a socialist candidate makes waves in the mayoral race. Protests erupt over Jeff Bezos's wedding, revealing misguided motivations. The discussion veers into the complexities of modern relationships, identity, and societal standards, including humorous takes on beauty norms like hairy armpits. The chaos in Iran and its repercussions are examined, alongside sardonic critiques of socialism's impact on economic systems. Expect plenty of laughs while navigating serious issues!

9 snips
Jun 20, 2025 • 1h 55min
Lindsey Graham Finally gets his War, Will Smith Loves Women, & A Woman Too Fat to be Dominated :(
Tensions escalate as discussions of a potential war with Iran unfold through a humorous lens. Will Smith makes headlines with a new track that claims his heterosexuality, prompting a critique on celebrity identity. The episode also features bizarre anecdotes about a creepy bus driver and a comical exploration of modern masculinity. Join the hosts as they weave absurdities of political missteps and cultural expectations, all while touching on fitness tips and societal quirks, creating a wild blend of laughter and insight.

12 snips
Jun 13, 2025 • 1h 47min
IT'S OFFICIALLY PROTEST SEASON
The podcast kicks off with a humorous tale of a mother staging a mock protest for her kids. Conversations shift to the chaos of ongoing protests, featuring amusing anecdotes and a look at political dynamics, including the Gavin Newsom vs. Trump showdown. As they analyze societal behaviors in activism, they also explore the contradictions in climate change efforts. With a light-hearted take, the hosts delve into the complexities of identity politics in protests and the contentious debate around transgender athletes in sports, all laced with sharp wit.