The Boyscast with Ryan Long

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Jan 9, 2026 • 1h 40min

AMERICA F*CK YEAH: VENEZUELA, GREENLAND & MINNEAPOLIS

In a wild week, Trump is humorously speculated to have kidnapped the Venezuelan president. Ryan and Danny dissect the chaotic Maduro operation and its implications for American intervention. The duo pokes fun at Eric Adams' bizarre plan to combat antisemitism with crypto while debating the quirks of the local ICE shooting in Minneapolis. They also tackle the absurdity of online scams and delve into the world of AI and memes. A blend of politics, comedy, and cultural satire keeps the conversation lively and engaging!
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Jan 3, 2026 • 1h 36min

The INSANE Somalian Daycare Fraud

Explore the wild world of Somali daycare scams in Minnesota, revealing how COVID relief funds fueled this bizarre fraud. The hosts dive into the media's slow response while praising citizen sleuths for their detective work. From comparing scam tactics among immigrant communities to sharing colorful anecdotes, they unravel the intricacies of scamming culture. Ryan even recounts his accidental interview with Zohran Mamdani, adding a personal twist. All this, plus comedic takes on celebrity scandals and the absurdity of modern life!
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Dec 26, 2025 • 2h 6min

The Biggest Loser of 2025 & Why The World is on Fire w/ Che Durena and JJ Liberman

Comedians JJ Liberman and Che Durena bring their comedic flair to the discussion. They delve into predictions for 2025, tackling viral social media trends and the impact of algorithms on content. JJ shares hilarious travel hacks, including his 'hood rich' trick for flying, while Che weighs in on Hollywood's decline and the changing landscape of comedy. They also explore modern dating strategies, the influence of AI, and the realities of healthcare systems across borders. This lively conversation is packed with insights and laughs!
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Dec 19, 2025 • 1h 40min

The Viral Article About Not Hiring White Millennial Dudes, Rob Reiner, & Chinese Billionaires

Explore the concept of the 'Lost Generation' as white millennial men face shifting opportunities in media and entertainment. Dive into Trump's outrageous Truth Social posts, including a hilarious take on Rob Reiner. The hosts dissect the peculiar behavior of Rob Reiner's son at a party, while discussing the controversial citizenship loophole used by Chinese billionaires for their offspring. They also tackle odd holiday film releases, the dynamics of testosterone and women's tears, and the bizarre world of conservative drama.
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Dec 12, 2025 • 1h 38min

GOLDEN GLOBES SNUBS US FOR BEST PODCAST, N WORD LADY, MAGA INFLUENCERS, DIDDY DOC

The Golden Globes snubbing major podcasters sparks a heated debate on industry biases. A Cinnabon worker's racist outburst raises questions about viral outrage and monetizing controversy. The hosts explore the secret lives of MAGA influencers and the implications of their hidden identities. Insights into a problematic Diddy documentary and skepticism surrounding recent incidents keep listeners on their toes. Plus, humorous takes on societal trends like hot male chefs and the absurdity of kid-oriented dating apps.
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Dec 5, 2025 • 1h 35min

A Dude Wins 'World Strongest Woman' Competition & The Hilarious Antisemitism of the Year Poll

World's Strongest woman winner was born a man, Miss Rachel is front-runner for antisemite of the year, and Adolf Hitler wins election in Namibia Bonus Episode Every Week: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Stash - Go to https://get.stash.com/boyscast to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit. AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs Brunt Workwear - Go to https://bruntworkwear.com and enter code BOYSCAST Upcoming Shows: Fort Worth -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 11-13 Detroit - May 14-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - She's a man, baby! 00:48 - Intro 01:11 - Winner of strongest woman competition won by biological man 07:31 - Louie 11:14 - Chyna's playboy 13:11 - Ellen is moving back 15:45 - Flight attendant requirements then and now 20:35 - Antisemite of the Year 25:52 - Adolf Hitler wins election 29:18 - AD - Stash - Go to https://get.stash.com/boyscast to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase 30:35 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 32:17 - Teachers burning money 41:00 - Kink posting shop teacher 48:28 - Male students show more tolerance to their political enemies than female 50:07 - Problematic Gym content 53:51 - Virtual pegging 1:03:58 - AD - AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:05:55 - AD - Brunt Workwear - Go to https://bruntworkwear.com and enter code BOYSCAST 1:08:08 - IRS officials reviewing OF content for tax on tips 1:09:49 - Canada content requirement removed 1:11:36 - MK Ultra 1:15:24 - Con artists 1:21:10 - Heated Rivalry (Gay Canadian hockey show) 1:25:55 - Bad Colin Ferrel movie 1:26:32 - Italian book becomes best seller 1:27:16 - Was Tupac zesty?? 1:29:58 - How to SHATTER the male ego 1:33:36 - Mystery clip 1:34:35 - Wrap up
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Nov 28, 2025 • 1h 52min

Thanksgiving Spooktacular + RFK's Insane Sex Poems, & The MAGA Accounts Exposed as Indian's

Bonus Episode Every Week at patreon.com/theboyscast RFK writing poems about lewd acts, @DHS is located in Tel Aviv, and Huffington Post has changed their tune with Thanksgiving articles SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 60% off FOR LIFE AND 2 Free Gifts at Mars Men when you use code BOYSCAST at https://mengotomars.com True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for the perfect gift! RYAN ON TOUR: Fort Worth -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Detroit - May 14-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Ryanlongcomedy.com ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - Men don't listen 01:02 - Intro 01:29 - Thanksgiving fights 05:28 - Kids are more religious? 10:31 - Thanksgiving articles then and now 18:40 - When will thanksgiving be civil again? 20:56 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com for tickets! 21:26 - My wife wants me to switch politics or she'll leave 29:02 - Aussie politician resigns over daughter's OF 37:19 - Twitter account locations REVEALED! 44:13 - AD - Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 60% off FOR LIFE AND 2 Free Gifts at Mars Men when you use code BOYSCAST at https://mengotomars.com 47:44 - AD - True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for the perfect gift! 49:26 - Dead internet theory in real life 52:44 - Going through sketchy twitter accounts 1:03:43 - Wife on a rampage 1:07:57 - RFK's lewd poems 1:22:24 - Doritos getting rid of poisonous ingredients 1:25:27 - Trump & Mamdani are besties now 1:27:05 - When headphone dodgers attack 1:29:23 - NY fashion using gay wool for clothes 1:32:03 - Assault victim in UK charged with hate crime 1:35:59 - The Minnesota Pirates 1:43:13 - Maury's Law 1:48:01 - Giving thanks / wrap up
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Nov 21, 2025 • 1h 50min

Bill Ackman's Guide to Gettin P*ssy, The Congressman Caught Gooning, & Epstein's Reading List

Bill Ackman has a sure-fire one-liner for asking chicks on a date, Congressman Brad Sherman caught looking at naughty pics on his iPad, and Epstein's weird book list. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Brunt Workwear - Go to https://bruntworkwear.com and enter code BOYSCAST Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs RYAN ON TOUR: Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - You are not your algorithm 00:51 - Intro 01:15 - Politician caught lookin at FYP 10:40 - Skankfest New Orleans 19:53 - Dates - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com for tickets! 20:35 - Bill Ackman's dating tips 23:42 - Mystery 27:30 - AD - Brunt Workwear - Go to https://bruntworkwear.com and enter code BOYSCAST 30:09 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 31:51 - Female Jussie Smolett / Doordash accusation 42:40 - AI of deceased loved ones 44:21 - Women wilding out - conning free meals by being aspiring influencer 51:04 - Fetishists infiltrate barefoot living FB page 55:27 - Epstein files for Xmas 59:10 - Ghislane's house 1:01:20 - AD - Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas 1:02:57 - AD - AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:05:01 - Micropenis 1:08:34 - Trump blew Bubba? 1:20:12 - Epstein's book list 1:26:21 - Bros are dominating podcasts 1:42:34 - Tik Tok vs. the music industry 1:45:50 - Michelle Obama sour grapes 1:49:00 - Wrap up
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Nov 14, 2025 • 2h 13min

America Bans Fat Immigrants, Jimmy Kimmel's Wife VS Her MAGA Family & The TRUTH w/ Kurt Metzger

Stand-up comedian Kurt Metzger joins the discussion with his sharp wit and unique insights. He delves into the absurdity of immigration policies that may reject applicants based on obesity. Kurt also offers a humorous take on dating dynamics in New York, contrasting lesbian and gay approaches. The conversation sways through Jimmy Kimmel's family tensions stemming from political divides, while Kurt critiques the influence of celebrities on public opinion. Expect laughter, cultural commentary, and some wild anecdotes!
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Nov 7, 2025 • 1h 41min

We Demand Sharia Law! & The Hilarious Program Giving Government Pr*stitutes to The Disabled

Australia's controversial policy on subsidized sex work for the disabled sparks a heated debate on ethics and practicality. The hosts dive into the wild implications of hypothetical Sharia Law in New York, complete with jokes about urban prayer practices. They also explore the abrupt closure of Teen Vogue, touching on the evolving landscape of media and niche content. Prepare for unexpected humor as they tackle bizarre claims about redheads and radicalization while critiquing societal norms.

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