The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Bonus Episode Every Week at patreon.com/theboyscast RFK writing poems about lewd acts, @DHS is located in Tel Aviv, and Huffington Post has changed their tune with Thanksgiving articles SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 60% off FOR LIFE AND 2 Free Gifts at Mars Men when you use code BOYSCAST at https://mengotomars.com True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for the perfect gift! RYAN ON TOUR: Fort Worth -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Detroit - May 14-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Ryanlongcomedy.com ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - Men don't listen 01:02 - Intro 01:29 - Thanksgiving fights 05:28 - Kids are more religious? 10:31 - Thanksgiving articles then and now 18:40 - When will thanksgiving be civil again? 20:56 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com for tickets! 21:26 - My wife wants me to switch politics or she'll leave 29:02 - Aussie politician resigns over daughter's OF 37:19 - Twitter account locations REVEALED! 44:13 - AD - Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 60% off FOR LIFE AND 2 Free Gifts at Mars Men when you use code BOYSCAST at https://mengotomars.com 47:44 - AD - True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for the perfect gift! 49:26 - Dead internet theory in real life 52:44 - Going through sketchy twitter accounts 1:03:43 - Wife on a rampage 1:07:57 - RFK's lewd poems 1:22:24 - Doritos getting rid of poisonous ingredients 1:25:27 - Trump & Mamdani are besties now 1:27:05 - When headphone dodgers attack 1:29:23 - NY fashion using gay wool for clothes 1:32:03 - Assault victim in UK charged with hate crime 1:35:59 - The Minnesota Pirates 1:43:13 - Maury's Law 1:48:01 - Giving thanks / wrap up

Bill Ackman has a sure-fire one-liner for asking chicks on a date, Congressman Brad Sherman caught looking at naughty pics on his iPad, and Epstein's weird book list. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Brunt Workwear - Go to https://bruntworkwear.com and enter code BOYSCAST Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs RYAN ON TOUR: Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - You are not your algorithm 00:51 - Intro 01:15 - Politician caught lookin at FYP 10:40 - Skankfest New Orleans 19:53 - Dates - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com for tickets! 20:35 - Bill Ackman's dating tips 23:42 - Mystery 27:30 - AD - Brunt Workwear - Go to https://bruntworkwear.com and enter code BOYSCAST 30:09 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 31:51 - Female Jussie Smolett / Doordash accusation 42:40 - AI of deceased loved ones 44:21 - Women wilding out - conning free meals by being aspiring influencer 51:04 - Fetishists infiltrate barefoot living FB page 55:27 - Epstein files for Xmas 59:10 - Ghislane's house 1:01:20 - AD - Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas 1:02:57 - AD - AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:05:01 - Micropenis 1:08:34 - Trump blew Bubba? 1:20:12 - Epstein's book list 1:26:21 - Bros are dominating podcasts 1:42:34 - Tik Tok vs. the music industry 1:45:50 - Michelle Obama sour grapes 1:49:00 - Wrap up

Stand-up comedian Kurt Metzger joins the discussion with his sharp wit and unique insights. He delves into the absurdity of immigration policies that may reject applicants based on obesity. Kurt also offers a humorous take on dating dynamics in New York, contrasting lesbian and gay approaches. The conversation sways through Jimmy Kimmel's family tensions stemming from political divides, while Kurt critiques the influence of celebrities on public opinion. Expect laughter, cultural commentary, and some wild anecdotes!

Australia's controversial policy on subsidized sex work for the disabled sparks a heated debate on ethics and practicality. The hosts dive into the wild implications of hypothetical Sharia Law in New York, complete with jokes about urban prayer practices. They also explore the abrupt closure of Teen Vogue, touching on the evolving landscape of media and niche content. Prepare for unexpected humor as they tackle bizarre claims about redheads and radicalization while critiquing societal norms.

Explore the chilling reality of widespread layoffs in the tech industry and their potential to sway women towards socialism. Delve into the intriguing concept of 'labor diggers' versus traditional gold diggers, along with the complexities of political campaigns in New York featuring hot candidates. Plus, a quirky look at kid-friendly Tinder apps and the ramifications they could have. Join in on the discussion about political ad fallout and the risks tech workers face from foreign spies in Silicon Valley. It's a wild ride of modern dilemmas!

The hosts dig into the chaotic aftermath of a protest criticized for its lack of diversity. They'll make you chuckle recounting the bizarre tale of Luigi Mangione, who faced a wild encounter with seven Thai ladyboys. Plus, they explore the Louvre's recent heist and its implications on security measures. The discussion also covers the blurred lines of effective protest strategies, and the hosts laugh about cringeworthy celebrity faux pas. Dive into a world where humor meets social critique!

The discussion kicks off with the amusing revival of the male gaze and an exploration of the absurdity of waiting in line as a thrill. Ryan and Danny brainstorm hilarious movie ideas, including a Wigger Contagion satire. They dive into the cringe factor of politicians moonlighting as musicians, spotlighting Mike Huckabee’s odd cover. Group chat leaks among Young Republicans spark a lively debate about political culture. The conversation also touches on some really bizarre niche communities, like foreskin restoration and their online antics.

Kim Jong Un takes a strong stance against augmented honkers, Candace Owens spills the beans on Charlie Kirk's group chats, and AI actresses are a thing now. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! Skylight - Go to https://myskylight.com/boyscast to get $30 off your 15 inch calendar AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - Ryan's group chats 01:04 - Intro 01:28 - Watch your group chats 02:41 - Twitter at war 06:33 - Subway surfers 08:42 - Portland homeless 10:11 - 'African Tribe' in Scotland 13:55 - P. Diddy trial results 15:37 - College basketball 17:00 - Diddy 17:49 - Ed Gein doc 19:40 - Burkas in Williamsburg 20:43 - Bad Bunny 25:24 - Kim Jong Un says no implants 31:49 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 33:49 - AD - Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! 36:03 - Wacky birthing technique 48:08 - Crazy mom article - 'I get more action than my Gen Z daughter' 51:29 - What a Gen Z divorce looks like 55:42 - Women driven to AI chatbots 58:45 - AD - Skylight - Go to https://myskylight.com/boyscast to get $30 off your 15 inch calendar 1:00:47 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. 1:03:25 - Sora 2 1:07:20 - On the outs with chat GPT 1:09:35 - AI Actress Tilly Norwood 1:24:12 - Steph Curry's wife up to some hijinks 1:26:33 - Biner kit 1:28:19 - 250 lb Cheerleaders 1:33:51 - Back to Tilly 1:34:54 - Elon vs. Netflix 1:41:06 - Harvard's nutty professor

Cousin marriage is encouraged now in the UK, the government closes its doors and controversy over Saudi Arabian comedy festival. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas Cornbread Hemp - Go to https://cornbreadhemp.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order Prizepicks - Go to https://prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Baltimore: oct 2-4 Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - Fiscal responsibility 01:04 - Intro 01:28 - Monday night bender 03:35 - Government shutdown 04:55 - Arrested for memes 06:49 - Dates - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 07:08 - City council meeting wackiness 12:27 - Men pay all the taxes 16:52 - Sora 2 19:17 - NHS says 1st cousin marriage has benefits 30:11 - AD - Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas 32:12 - AD - Cornbread Hemp - Go to https://cornbreadhemp.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order 33:38 - Kier Starmer on one 36:25 - Call to prayer in Michigan 38:45 - Riyadh Comedy Festival 56:43 - Hypocrisy in beliefs 1:05:21 - AD - Prizepicks - Go to https://prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup 1:07:14 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments 1:09:38 - Hegseth vs. Fats 1:17:37 - Rob Ford documentary / quotes 1:21:17 - Fat activist lays down the law 1:26:50 - Jewish gun club offers bullets, bagels 1:29:29 - Witch who cursed Charlie Kirk wants to speak to Erika 1:32:59 - Shootings 1:36:58 - Wrap up

Sal Vulcano discusses his prankster inspirations, taking crappy jobs before hitting it big, and how to do being famous right. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! RYAN ON TOUR: Baltimore: oct 2-4 Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST