The Socially Distant Sports Bar

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “81: The New Theatre, Cardiff (h) 3rd Leg”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.Click here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 270: You’re Rubbish & I Mean That In A Good Way (Pt 2)UEFA Women’s Euro 2025 Special 🇪🇺⚽Elis James, Mike Bubbins, and Steff Garrero are back with a Euros-themed episode celebrating the talent, drama, and joy of the women’s game. From elite football to grassroots chaos, it's another classic week of sporting nonsense.“Like a sports podcast, if your manager called you rubbish and meant it as a compliment.”🗳️ VOTE FOR US!We’re up for Listeners' Choice at the British Podcast Awards, and we need your vote!👉 Click here to vote for The Socially Distant Sports Bar⚽ This Week’s Show – UEFA Women’s EURO 2025 Special📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: UEFA Women’s EURO 2017 Trailer – an atmospheric hype piece from a breakthrough tournament🔗 Watch on YouTubeElis: Aitana Bonmatí – watching the world’s best do her thing🔗 Watch hereSteff: Huge Tackles & Glorious Swearing – chaotic, brilliant, unforgettable🔗 Watch it📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff Documentary: The 10 years that changed women's football 🔗 Listen on BBC SoundsMike Book: Mary Earps (129): Volume 129 (Little People, BIG DREAMS) by Maria Isabel Sánchez Vegara, illustrated by Ana Gómez – an inspiring new entry celebrating England’s #1🔗 Out 8 May 2025📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus shows and early accessSteff: Chelsea Women’s Invincibles – a dominant team🔗 Watch here 🔗 And hereElis: Hannah Cain’s Equaliser v Sweden 🔗 Instagram clipMike: Football Shirts 🔗 Watch the short💡 Get More Every Week🎧 Patreon gives you:Weekly bonus episodesMichael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi PodTour presale & gift memberships🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early episodes every TuesdayAd-free listening⚽ From elite players to pitchside joy, this UEFA Women’s EURO 2025 special celebrates the game in true Distant Pod style – irreverent, joyful, and a bit sweary.Click here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 270: You’re Rubbish & I Mean That In A Good Way (Pt 1)UEFA Women’s Euro 2025 Special 🇪🇺⚽Elis James, Mike Bubbins, and Steff Garrero are back with a Euros-themed episode celebrating the talent, drama, and joy of the women’s game. From elite football to grassroots chaos, it's another classic week of sporting nonsense.“Like a sports podcast, if your manager called you rubbish and meant it as a compliment.”🗳️ VOTE FOR US!We’re up for Listeners' Choice at the British Podcast Awards, and we need your vote! 👉 Click here to vote for The Socially Distant Sports Bar⚽ This Week’s Show – UEFA Women’s EURO 2025 Special📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: UEFA Women’s EURO 2017 Trailer – an atmospheric hype piece from a breakthrough tournament 🔗 Watch on YouTubeElis: Aitana Bonmatí – watching the world’s best do her thing 🔗 Watch hereSteff: Huge Tackles & Glorious Swearing – chaotic, brilliant, unforgettable 🔗 Watch it📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff Documentary: The 10 years that changed women's football 🔗 Listen on BBC SoundsMike Book: Mary Earps (129): Volume 129 (Little People, BIG DREAMS) by Maria Isabel Sánchez Vegara, illustrated by Ana Gómez – an inspiring new entry celebrating England’s #1 🔗 Out 8 May 2025📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus shows and early accessSteff: Chelsea Women’s Invincibles – a dominant team 🔗 Watch here 🔗 And hereElis: Hannah Cain’s Equaliser  v Sweden 🔗 Instagram clipMike: Football Shirts 🔗 Watch the short💡 Get More Every Week🎧 Patreon gives you:Weekly bonus episodesMichael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi PodTour presale & gift memberships🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early episodes every TuesdayAd-free listening⚽ From elite players to pitchside joy, this UEFA Women’s EURO 2025 special celebrates the game in true Distant Pod style – irreverent, joyful, and a bit sweary.Click here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “148: TODGERS (Live at King's Place, London)”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.Click here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 269: LIONS SPECIALElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero line up for a full-blooded deep dive into the glorious, chaotic, and occasionally heroic history of the British & Irish Lions.To celebrate  The British & Irish Lions Tour to Australia 2025 the whole episode is devoted to the Lions.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was selected on reputation and not form.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!Yes, we’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show! 🎫 Grab your tickets now at 👉 distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🦁 This Week – LIONS SPECIAL📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Elis: Lions 1989 Tour – classic footage from a bruising battle with Australia 🔗 Watch on YouTubeMike: Jamie Tells It Straight – no holding back in this Lions clip 🔗 Watch on FacebookSteff: Malcolm Thomas, Ken Jones & Lewis Jones – 1950 Tour – proper old-school Lions legends 🔗 Watch vintage footage📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Elis Documentary: The Lions 1971 – stories, scars, and some seriously good storytelling 🔗 Watch on YouTubeSteff Book: SAS: Forged In Hell by Damien Lewis – Rugby and the SAS… 🔗 Get the book📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early accessElis: JJ Williams in 1977 – raw pace and classic Lions vs All Blacks energy 🔗 Watch JJ in full flightSteff: Faz Being Faz – a modern Lions leader doing what he does best 🔗 Watch on YouTubeMike: Siya on Jac – Springbok respect for the Welsh warrior 🔗 Watch the moment💡 More Every Week🎧 Patreon – includes:Weekly bonus contentMichael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi PodTour pre-sale + gift memberships🚀 Wondery+ – early, ad-free episodes every Tuesday🦁 Whether you're a die-hard fan or just love a retro Lions tour scrap, this week’s ep is full of classics, chaos, and cult heroes – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar.Click here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 269: LIONS SPECIALElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero line up for a full-blooded deep dive into the glorious, chaotic, and occasionally heroic history of the British & Irish Lions.To celebrate  The British & Irish Lions Tour to Australia 2025 the whole episode is devoted to the Lions.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was selected on reputation and not form.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!Yes, we’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show! 🎫 Grab your tickets now at 👉 distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🦁 This Week – LIONS SPECIAL📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Elis: Lions 1989 Tour – classic footage from a bruising battle with Australia 🔗 Watch on YouTubeMike: Jamie Tells It Straight – no holding back in this Lions clip 🔗 Watch on FacebookSteff: Malcolm Thomas, Ken Jones & Lewis Jones – 1950 Tour – proper old-school Lions legends 🔗 Watch vintage footage📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Elis Documentary: The Lions 1971 – stories, scars, and some seriously good storytelling 🔗 Watch on YouTubeSteff Book: SAS: Forged In Hell by Damien Lewis – Rugby and the SAS… 🔗 Get the book📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early accessElis: JJ Williams in 1977 – raw pace and classic Lions vs All Blacks energy 🔗 Watch JJ in full flightSteff: Faz Being Faz – a modern Lions leader doing what he does best 🔗 Watch on YouTubeMike: Siya on Jac – Springbok respect for the Welsh warrior 🔗 Watch the moment💡 More Every Week🎧 Patreon – includes:Weekly bonus contentMichael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi PodTour pre-sale + gift memberships🚀 Wondery+ – early, ad-free episodes every Tuesday🦁 Whether you're a die-hard fan or just love a retro Lions tour scrap, this week’s ep is full of classics, chaos, and cult heroes – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar.Click here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “85: Ulster Hall, Belfast (a)”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.Click here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 268: D’You Want A Selfie?Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another helping of tangents, top-tier nostalgia, and hilariously niche sporting nonsense.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!The Socially Distant Sports Bar LIVE is coming to a stage near you! 🎫 Tickets are on sale now – get yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre✨ This Week’s Episode – 268: D’You Want A Selfie?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Elis: Suuuuunderland!! – one of the greatest local commentaries you’ll hear 🔗 Watch on XMike: Back Garden Goals – this dad’s got tekkers 🔗 Watch on FacebookSteff: Obama: Grassroots Coach 🔗 Watch full version 🔗 Watch the short📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff Documentary: Little Miss Sumo – a powerful short doc about breaking barriers in Japanese sport 🔗 Watch on NetflixElis Book: 26.2 Miles to Happiness by Paul Tonkinson – endurance, euphoria, and marathon meditations 🔗 Get the book📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Get bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early access at patreon.com/distantpodMike: Nationwide Football, 1972 🔗 Watch on YouTubeSteff: FIFA Club World Cup 🔗Jordan Morris 🔗Thiago Silva 🔗BayernElis: Dutch League Madness 🔗 Fans lose the plot 🔗Goal💡 Join the Club🎧 Patreon – get:Weekly bonus contentMichael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi PodGift memberships🚀 Wondery+ – early episodes every Tuesday, ad-freeClick here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 268: D’You Want A Selfie?Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another helping of tangents, top-tier nostalgia, and hilariously niche sporting nonsense.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!The Socially Distant Sports Bar LIVE is coming to a stage near you! 🎫 Tickets are on sale now – get yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre✨ This Week’s Episode – 268: D’You Want A Selfie?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Elis: Suuuuunderland!! – one of the greatest local commentaries you’ll hear 🔗 Watch on XMike: Back Garden Goals – this dad’s got tekkers 🔗 Watch on FacebookSteff: Obama: Grassroots Coach 🔗 Watch full version 🔗 Watch the short📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff Documentary: Little Miss Sumo – a powerful short doc about breaking barriers in Japanese sport 🔗 Watch on NetflixElis Book: 26.2 Miles to Happiness by Paul Tonkinson – endurance, euphoria, and marathon meditations 🔗 Get the book📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Get bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early access at patreon.com/distantpodMike: Nationwide Football, 1972 🔗 Watch on YouTubeSteff: FIFA Club World Cup 🔗Jordan Morris 🔗Thiago Silva 🔗BayernElis: Dutch League Madness 🔗 Fans lose the plot 🔗Goal💡 Join the Club🎧 Patreon – get:Weekly bonus contentMichael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi PodGift memberships🚀 Wondery+ – early episodes every Tuesday, ad-freeClick here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “211: Café Owners Are Sexy ”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.Click here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.