

Story Pirates
Story Pirates
The award-winning Story Pirates Podcast takes stories written by kids and turns them into sketch comedy and songs. Made up of talented comedians, songwriters, and frequent celebrity guests, the Story Pirates inspire kids to create, bringing laughter to kids and grownups of all ages with hilarious sketches, catchy original songs from all genres, and interviews with the creative geniuses behind the stories… kids!
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Jan 22, 2026 • 49min
Penny the Multi-Talented Girl/Husbordes (feat. Glo Tavarez)
In this fun-filled installment, actress and comedian Glo Tavarez brings her quirky character Winifred Triumph-Futter to life. She explores her curious house alongside hosts Lee and Niminy, debating its haunted legacy. The stories feature an inspirational girl named Penny seeking true friendship and a mad scientist creating hilariously impractical husbands called "husboards." Glo shares Winifred's backstory and her ultimate calling, turning her father's legacy into a museum, while the hosts dive into creative tales written by kids, celebrating imagination.

Jan 15, 2026 • 49min
The Birthday Fiasco/The Backwards Hat
Lord Eric Half-Elven, champion of the weak and all around cool dude, rallies his compatriots to slay the Great Serpent. Featuring two new stories: “The Birthday Fiasco”, about a string of birthday gift robberies that can only be foiled by the Animal Buddies, written by Carmella, age 7 in Canada, and “The Backwards Hat”, a story about what happens when a magic top hat turns everything topsy-turvy, written by Milo, age 10 in California. Peter and Lee also read more stories written by kids in the latest installment of Story Love. Last chance to get a personalized video for an imaginative kid in your life from Lee or Peter at storypirates.com/support Submit kids’ stories at storypirates.com/submit-a-story Check out Story Quest, our in-school digital creative writing program, at storypirates.com/about-story-quest Learn about Story Love, our corporate volunteer program, at storypirateschangemakers.org/story-loveSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jan 8, 2026 • 49min
The Mosquito Chef/Suing Dinos
In a hilarious rivalry, Rachel and Siegfried face off over their quirky chair startups. A mosquito attempts a culinary career, only to struggle with its bug-eating habits in 'The Mosquito Chef.' Meanwhile, a dino dentist faces hilarious lawsuits in 'Suing Dinos,' leading to courtroom chaos where everyone sues everyone. Young authors showcase their creativity, bringing their imaginative stories to life with the hosts. The playful banter and zany tales keep listeners engaged and laughing throughout.

Jan 1, 2026 • 36min
Buried Treasure: The Boy Who Mailed Himself to Australia/The Story of the Plumber’s Hideous Yodels (S4E12)
This week we’re throwing back to one of our favorite full episodes from the Story Pirates archives: the classic episode where the Story Pirates Podcast becomes the Johnny Blobfish Show! Originally aired March 11, 2021.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 25, 2025 • 36min
Introducing: Smash Boom Best!
Join improvisers Peter McNerney and Nick Kanellis as they hilariously debate the merits of Tag versus Hide and Seek. Peter champions stealth and strategy, arguing for the clever thrills of Hide and Seek, while Nick counters with the energetic fun and fitness of Tag. Expect witty rebuttals and imaginative skits, including mock news reports that bring humor to both games. Who will win the hearts of listeners and the judgment of Truman? Tune in for a playful showdown between these timeless childhood favorites!

Dec 18, 2025 • 25min
The Ancient History of Mr. Lollypants and His 27 Tears
Today’s episode features a brand new story written by over a hundred different members of the Story Pirates Creator Club! The next Create a Story session is coming up on Friday, January 23rd @ 7pm ET Grownups, your kids can join Peter and Lee to make a new story in a virtual Create a Story session and hear it come to life on the podcast! Create a Story Zooms happen four times per year for our Premium Creator Club members. To join us, sign up for a Premium membership at storypirates.com/creatorclub All Creator Club memberships also include Podcast Plus, where you can hear even more bonus episodes like this one and listen to the Story Pirates Podcast ad-free! Help us finish our season and get a personal video from a Story Pirates Podcast host for a limited time only at storypirates.com/support Submit kids’ stories at storypirates.com/submit-a-story Check out Story Quest, our in-school digital creative writing program, at storypirates.com/about-story-quest Learn about Story Love, our corporate volunteer program, at storypirateschangemakers.org/story-loveSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 11, 2025 • 47min
The Horrible Pizza/Demons
It’s National Referee Day (again) and the Story Pirates are determined to show Smitty a good time. Featuring two new stories: “The Horrible Pizza,” a flashback-laden chronicle of the unlikely origins of a mythic pizza shop, written by Kiaan and Haley, two siblings from California, and “Demons,” a cautionary tale about what happens to many (most?) families when they go on vacation together, written by an 8 year old from Missouri named Ira. Peter and Lee also read more stories written by kids in the latest installment of Story Love. Help us finish our season and get a personal video from a Story Pirates Podcast host for a limited time only at storypirates.com/support Submit kids’ stories at storypirates.com/submit-a-story Check out Story Quest, our in-school digital creative writing program, at storypirates.com/about-story-quest Learn about Story Love, our corporate volunteer program, at storypirateschangemakers.org/story-loveSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 4, 2025 • 45min
Bob’s Impossible Pants/The Weird Inventor (feat. Matt Oberg)
Join Matt Oberg, a talented actor and comedian, as he brings to life a whimsical adventure featuring a traveler stuck in 1999. He stars alongside the Story Pirates to explore two original tales: "Bob's Impossible Pants" about a cursed pair of disco trousers and "The Weird Inventor" focusing on a misunderstood creator with quirky ideas. Expect laughter as they discuss the absurdities of the late '90s and the challenges of creative expression, all while celebrating the imaginative stories crafted by kids.

Nov 25, 2025 • 42min
DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Thanksgiving Mixtape 2025
DJ Squirm-a-Lot is hosting a funky Miami Thanksgiving on a plane, but faces hilarious flight delays and a singing flight attendant. Tension brews over dirt snacks while a funny kid story about a traffic jam adds to the fun. A mix of whimsical songs includes how to scare a mermaid and a wild tale of a brownie tower. As plans shift to an airport lounge, creativity abounds with stories of ants and whimsical journeys through time. It's a playful blend of laughter, imagination, and holiday spirit!

Nov 20, 2025 • 45min
Clem and Gemp’s Camp/Super Banana Man
Parker, a talented 7-year-old author from Arizona, shares his imaginative tale, 'Clem and Gemp's Camp,' where outdoor enthusiasts humorously anger the camping gods with their antics. The hosts explore spooky mini-golf and face their fears, navigating through haunted surprises. Additionally, a 13-year-old author, Lia, introduces 'Super Banana Man,' a story about a plucky banana using a scientist's grow ray, leading to chaotic superhero misadventures. The podcast celebrates young creativity with whimsical stories that spark laughter and imagination.


