The Scathing Atheist

In this week’s episode, The Olten Enterprise will print all the news that fits into a vagina, a comedian holds up a mirror during a set at a Catholic university and they're forced to blur it out, and Old Testament god will get even less likeable. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To enter our failed Easter Card contest, click here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1783492458625886/ To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr11?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ Guest Links: To check out the Brothers’ Craft-Time Sharing Hour, click here: http://sharinghour.com/ Headlines: A Bunch of Religious People Think Stephen Hawking Is Currently Burning in Hell: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/14/a-bunch-of-religious-people-think-stephen-hawking-is-currently-burning-in-hell/#GSgEX4Igi0q3ryfO.99 Christian Website Editor: “Stephen Hawking Was Kept Alive By Demonic Forces”: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/19/christian-website-editor-stephen-hawking-was-kept-alive-by-demonic-forces/#3bbDFlhUQtHf971E.99 Texas Paper Erases Son’s Husband from Mom’s Obituary: It’s “Contrary to God’s Word” Read more at http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/16/tx-paper-erases-sons-husband-from-moms-obituary-its-contrary-to-gods-word/#3gpQ6Yu2w1boPTw2.99 Kansas City Royals hold anti-porn seminar for their players: https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/royals/2018/03/08/kansas-city-royals-anti-pornography-seminar-players-spring-training/407295002/ Tony Perkins: Liberals Are Using Trump’s Affair to “Shame” Evangelical Voters: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/15/tony-perkins-liberals-are-using-trumps-affair-to-shame-evangelical-voters/#ToIYlJOUHkaM6iLK.99 Jesus Taught Me How to Play Soprano Saxophone While I Was Dead, Says Christian: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/15/jesus-taught-me-how-to-play-soprano-saxophone-while-i-was-dead-says-christian/#O1gEyXBRqsYfB8Gi.99 Kentucky House Passes Prayer Bill (Because Actually Helping People Is Too Hard): http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/16/kentucky-house-passes-prayer-bill-because-actually-helping-people-is-too-hard/#0l0oildOH1L3Vgki.99 This Week in Misogyny: Indian prof sparks outrage with melon-breast comparison: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-43471457 Alabama lawmaker doesn’t want school teachers armed, because they’re ladies: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/education/wp/2018/03/18/schools-shouldnt-arm-staff-because-theyre-full-of-lady-teachers-alabama-lawmaker-says/?utm_term=.fc013f75627d

In this week’s episode, Kim Davis becomes the first person to write a book she can’t read, the reputation of United Airlines takes another hit after God gets dragged off a flight kicking and screaming, and Jesus will turn out to be way realer than Alexander the Great. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr11?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ Headlines: Kim Davis releases her book: http://www.kentucky.com/living/article204315339.html Mike Pompeo to take over as Secretary of State: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2018/03/trump-taps-pompeo-dangerous-christian-extremist-secretary-state/ Mike Cernovich Says Social Media Censorship Is A ‘Warm-Up’ For Christian Persecution http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/mike-cernovich-says-social-media-censorship-is-a-warm-up-for-christian-persecution/ TN pastor defends “take an inmate to church” day: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/11/pastor-defends-prison-inmates-visiting-church-service-even-jesus-was-arrested/ Woman claiming to be god restrained from opening cabin door on airplane: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/07/woman-claiming-to-be-god-restrained-after-trying-to-open-cabin-door/ This Week in Misogyny: Iranian woman gets two years in prison for publicly removing hijab: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/08/iranian-woman-gets-two-years-in-prison-for-publicly-removing-her-hijab/ Mormons resign in mass over election of female mayor: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/10/election-of-female-mayor-spurs-mass-resignations-in-polygamous-mormon-town/ Former Irish president: The Catholic Church is an ‘empire of misogyny’: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/12/former-president-of-ireland-the-catholic-church-is-an-empire-of-misogyny/

In this week’s episode, Kentucky vies for that “Toddlers and Tiaras”, “Say Yes to the Dress” crossover we’ve all been waiting for, Roy Moore tries to crowdsource money to silence a victim at GoFundMeToo, and we learn that the Vatican has more gay dudes than Eli’s browser history. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr11?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ Guest Links: To sign the petition to not give Billy Graham a holiday, click here: https://www.change.org/p/donald-trump-billy-graham-counter-petition-no-holiday?recruiter=400389616&utm For more about the American Atheist convention in Oklahoma City, click here: https://www.atheists.org/convention2018/ Headlines: Thousands sign Petition for Billy Graham holiday: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article203498759.html Kentucky bill to outlaw child marriage gets stalled by Christian Right group: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/03/ky-bill-to-outlaw-child-marriage-stalled-after-conservative-groups-opposition/ Roy Moore begs for money to pay for his legal defense in child molestation case: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/03/roy-moore-says-hes-broke-pleads-for-money-to-fight-lawsuit-from-alleged-victim/ Male escort exposes 35 priests: http://www.newsweek.com/male-escort-exposes-36-gay-priests-file-sent-vatican-containing-explicit-829968 Kansas passes anti-trans resolution that was "motivated by love": http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/05/kansas-republicans-pass-anti-transgender-resolution-motivated-by-love/ Vatican blames rise of exorcism requests on fortune tellers: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/26/vatican-blames-fortune-tellers-for-300-increase-in-exorcism-demands-in-italy/ US Congressman says gun-owning Jewish people would've stopped the Holocaust: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/04/gop-congressman-jews-couldve-survived-the-holocaust-if-they-had-guns/ This Week in Misogyny: Vatican magazine admits they treat nuns like crap http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/04/vatican-magazine-exposes-economic-and-social-inequality-facing-nuns/ Mississippi senate passes 15 week abortion ban: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/mississippi-senate-passes-15-week-abortion-ban-designed-to-launch-roe-challenge/

In this week’s episode, we figure out if blessed AR-15’s kill less kids, rabbis in Iceland are running out of good excuses for sucking a baby's penis, and despite being such a Jesus fan, Billy Graham will not rise from the dead on the third day. For info on Noah’s talk in Allentown, click here: https://www.meetup.com/Lehigh-Valley-Humanists/events/247633530/ To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr11?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ Guest Links: To check out the “We’re All Mad Here” podcast, search on your favorite podcast player, or click here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/were-all-mad-here/id1250266017?mt=2 Headlines: Dominionist conference at Trump's hotel in D.C. right next to CPAC: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/dominionists-head-to-trumps-dc-hotel-to-bring-heavens-rule-to-america/ Gorka at CPAC: Trump’s election proves god exists: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/24/former-white-house-adviser-to-cpac-crowd-trumps-election-is-proof-god-exists/ PA Church offers to bless assault rifles: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/21/a-pa-church-near-an-elementary-school-will-bless-your-assault-rifles-next-week/ Wyoming bill seeks to define non-straight weddings as ‘parody marriages’ http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/16/wyoming-republicans-bill-defines-non-straight-unions-as-parody-marriages/ Follow up http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/19/wyoming-bill-defining-non-straight-unions-as-parody-marriages-is-dead/ Trump’s budget contains $1 billion to publicly fund religious schools: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/13/trumps-budget-seeks-1-billion-in-taxpayer-funds-for-private-religious-schools/ Go-Klings: Lesbians are forcing cake bakers into perverted threesome: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/21/preacher-lesbians-are-forcing-christian-bakers-into-a-perverted-threesome/ Pope revives sex abuse commission: https://religionnews.com/2018/02/19/pope-revives-lapsed-sex-abuse-commission-amid-skepticism/ Youtuber who says veganism and god cured their cancer dies of cancer http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/23/a-youtuber-who-said-veganism-and-god-cured-her-cancer-has-died-of-cancer/ Religious groups freaking the fuck out about Iceland circumcision ban: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/20/religious-groups-outraged-over-icelands-plan-to-ban-circumcision-for-non-medical-reasons/ This Week in Misogyny: Pence promises end to legal abortions in our lifetime: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2018/02/pence-promises-legal-abortion-will-end-time/ Rick Santorum blames school shootings on single mothers: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/25/republican-rick-santorum-blames-mass-shootings-on-single-mothers/

In this week’s episode, we’ll see which christian can blame not-god the hardest, a Pennsylvania pastor finally finds that platonic gay bondage relationship he's always been looking for, and the Jehovah’s Witnesses will courageously not do stuff. For more info on Noah’s talk for the Lehigh Valley Humanists, click here: https://www.meetup.com/Lehigh-Valley-Humanists/events/247633530/?_cookie-check=65tZEnFXmlKNkrUZ To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr11?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ Guest Links: Check out Consciousness 3D here: https://www.consciousness3d.net/ Headlines: Bryan Fischer blames school shootings on lack of god in schools: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/15/christian-radio-host-god-couldve-stopped-fl-shooting-if-kids-prayed-in-school/ Congressman gives trump bag of prayers after school shooting: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/19/a-gop-congressman-gave-trump-a-literal-bag-of-prayers-after-the-school-shooting/ The God Delusion to be turned into a play: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/14/richard-dawkins-the-god-delusion-is-being-turned-into-a-play/ Samson is a huge flop http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/19/samson-a-high-budget-christian-film-flopped-at-the-box-office-this-weekend/?utm Pastor found with nude, tied up man. Swears there’s a non-gay explanation: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/13/pastor-found-with-nude-tied-up-man-swears-on-a-stack-of-bibles-nothing-happened/ This Week in Misogyny: Sandy Rios on Rob Porter: You can’t trust women saying they’ve been abused: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/sandy-rios-defends-rob-porter-i-dont-think-you-can-trust-women-now-when-they-say-theyre-being-abused/ Ethics complaint against GOP lawmaker who berated pro-birth control students: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/20/gop-lawmaker-yells-abortion-is-murder-at-students-backing-birth-control-bill/

On this week’s episode: Alex Jones wants to know Optimus Prime's preferred pronouns ... North Carolina makes a special gay marriage lane that's separate but equal ... And Canada decides not to proactively get dumber. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr11?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ Guest Links: To hear more from Bryce Blankenagel, check out the Naked Mormonism podcast by clicking here: http://www.nakedmormonismpodcast.com/index.html Headlines: Sessions installs “religious freedom monitors” at US attorneys’ offices: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/07/sessions-has-installed-religious-freedom-monitors-at-u-s-attorneys-offices/ Christian ministry tweets that you can avoid mental illness by believing in god: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/08/christian-ministry-mental-illness-can-be-avoided-if-you-have-faith-in-god/ Kevins Swanson blames Nassar scandal on “immodest gymnasts”: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/09/christian-pastor-the-larry-nassar-scandal-is-the-fault-of-immodest-gymnasts/ Man who photoshopped face on jesus gets fined $600 for hurting religious feelings: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/10/man-photoshops-face-on-jesus-gets-fined-600-for-harming-religious-feelings/ Canadian college cancels homeopathy degree amid backlash: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/10/canadian-college-cancels-degree-program-in-homeopathy-after-public-backlash/ Alex Jones: Trans rights are really about cyborgs: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/alex-jones-transgender-rights-activism-is-really-about-cyborgs/ North Carolina has its very own Kim Davis: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/11/magistrate-who-refused-to-perform-gay-marriages-wins-325000-settlement/ This Week in Misogyny: https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/abusive-priest-said-women-smelled-one-looked-like-dead-rat-suit-alleges/ 

In this week’s episode, we’ll discuss the international, secret child rape cabal from the nineties that didn’t exist, Virginia considers a tax on porn despite the very visible hands that guide the market, and, speaking of strokes, we’ll talk about Pat Robertson. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr11?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ Guest Links: To check out the Habeas Humor podcast, click here: https://habhumor.libsyn.com/ Headlines: P-Robes survives stroke: https://religionnews.com/2018/02/04/pat-robertson-is-recovering-after-suffering-a-stroke/ Prof claims Moody bible college fired her for advocating gender equality: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/04/professor-claims-moody-bible-institute-fired-her-for-advocating-gender-equality/ Superbowl Scientology ad: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/04/super-bowl-scientology-ad-urges-viewers-to-research-the-church-online/ Christian blogger: Yoga designed to create satanic trance: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/christian-blogger-yoga-demonsus5a741a5de4b01ce33eb1794b?section=us_religion Anti-gay marriage pastor ex minister could be costa rica’s president https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/anti-gay-marriage-pastor-ex-minister-run-off-costa-rica-president/ Follow-up: The Pope DEFINITELY knew about Juan Barros covering for pedophiles: https://religionnews.com/2018/02/05/pope-francis-received-sex-abuse-victims-letter-contradicting-denial/ Ann coulter thinks the Eagles won because their QB is christian https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/ann-coulter-congratulates-super-bowl-qb-religion/ Steven Anderson banned from Jamaica for being too homophobic: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/30/christian-hate-pastor-banned-from-jamaica-for-being-too-anti-gay/ Christians push bill that would force charge people for watching porn online: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/31/youd-have-to-pay-20-to-watch-porn-under-these-bills-by-christian-conservatives/ This Week in Misogyny: Lady Doritos: https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2018/02/05/why-are-lady-doritos-such-a-big-deal/

In this week’s episode, we break out the Book of Mormon voices one last time, we learn which Jehovah's Witness elder ate the most cum-covered cookies, and we’ll examine the zero fold increase in worldwide demonic possession. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr11?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ Guest Links: Check out the Reasonable Risk podcast here: http://www.reasonableriskpodcast.com/ Headlines: Idaho protest against killing kids with stupidity: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/28/group-fighting-faith-healing-will-march-with-symbolic-coffins-in-idahos-capitol/ Exorcists: Demonic possession is on the rise: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/27/exorcists-desperately-claim-dramatic-increase-in-demonic-possessions-worldwide/ MS bill would force teachers to read the ten commandments every day: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/23/mississippi-bill-would-force-teachers-to-recite-the-ten-commandments-every-day/ Photographer releases book about watching snake handling pastor get killed: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/27/how-the-photographer-of-a-snake-handling-pastor-handled-the-bite-that-killed-him/ Steven Anderson banned from Jamaica for being too homophobic: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/30/christian-hate-pastor-banned-from-jamaica-for-being-too-anti-gay/ MO lawmaker proposes law banning all marriages not conducted in a church: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/24/mo-deaconlawmakers-bill-would-ban-marriage-unless-it-takes-place-in-church/ Update: Satanists challenge to MO abortion law might actually work: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/23/a-satanist-fights-for-her-religious-right-to-an-abortion-in-mos-supreme-court/ OK bill seeks to give all state wildlife to god: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/20/oklahoma-republicans-bill-would-give-almighty-god-ownership-of-all-wildlife/ Jehovah's Witness anti-masturbation videos: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/29/get-ready-to-cringe-jehovahs-witnesses-are-warning-people-not-to-masturbate/ This Week in Misogyny: GOP candidate, feminists have “snake filled heads” https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2018/01/25/gop-candidate-says-feminists-have-snake-filled-heads-hopes-daughters-dont-become-she-devils/?utm_term=.608c08a73e45 Lawmaker: “Women acting in moral defiance have no defense if raped” https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/politics/arizona/2018/01/23/arizona-lawmaker-kelly-townsend-women-acting-moral-defiance-have-no-defense-if-raped-womens-march/1055970001/

In this week’s episode, the Pope on a Rope makes himself look a dope, God finally takes over control of all the snipes in Oklahoma, and we’ll reach the glorious end of an inglorious book. This week's episode is brought to you by Dollar Shave Club and Blue Apron. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr11?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ Guest Links: To check out the GeoLogic podcast, click here: http://www.geologicpodcast.com/ Headlines: Pope Francis won’t believe sex abuse coverup charges unless he sees proof: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/19/pope-francis-wont-believe-victims-unless-he-sees-proof-of-a-sex-crime-cover-up/ and http://religionnews.com/2018/01/20/cardinal-rebukes-pope-over-chile-slander-comments-on-abuse/ Christian lady sets up fake Tinder dates so she can proselytize: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/12/this-christian-used-tinder-to-proselytize-to-her-dates/ Noah’s Ark replica in Netherlands breaks free, damages bunch of stuff: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/03/a-noahs-ark-replica-in-the-netherlands-broke-free-and-caused-enormous-damage/ Gay couple orders wedding invitations, gets anti-gay pamphlets: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/17/a-gay-couple-ordered-wedding-programs-they-got-anti-gay-pamphlets-instead/ Judge dismisses jury verdict, says god told him defendant was innocent: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/20/judge-god-told-me-to-sway-jury-to-acquit-defendant-in-sex-trafficking-trial/ OK bill seeks to give all state wildlife to god: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/20/oklahoma-republicans-bill-would-give-almighty-god-ownership-of-all-wildlife/ Mark Taylor says Trump will arrest all the satanic pedophiles in February: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/mark-taylor-trump-has-already-taken-the-steps-to-unleash-a-wave-of-arrests-of-satanic-pedophiles-in-february/ This Week in Misogyny: Biblical Gender Roles says it’s not a woman’s consent that matters, it’s god’s. https://biblicalgenderroles.com/2018/01/11/it-is-not-a-womans-consent-that-matters-it-is-gods/ Two members of cult marry each other’s 7 and 8 year old daughters: http://people.com/crime/utah-church-allegedly-married-child-daughters/tual Man sells ex-girlfriend’s soul to devil for revenge: http://www.wtol.com/story/37315851/i-sold-your-soul-to-the-devil-man-cuts-girlfriend-in-satanic-ri

In this week’s episode, we pound on the president’s shthole , the humor of grabbing him by the shthole is lost on him completely, and Seth Andrews from the Thinking Atheist podcast will be here so this episode isn’t just one long poop joke. This week’s episode is brought to you by Ziprecruiter: The smarter way to hire. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr11?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ Guest Links: To donate to the fundraiser for Britt Hermes legal costs, click here: https://www.skeptics.com.au/2018/01/13/fundraising-campaign-for-britt-hermes/ To hear more from Seth Andrews, check out The Thinking Atheist here: http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/ To check out The MeMe Call Podcast, click here: http://www.memecallpodcast.com/ Headlines: Trump's Evangelical Advisory Council finds biblical justification for "shithole" comment: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/13/trump-evangelical-advisor-finds-biblical-justification-for-shithole-comment/ WV Bill would require all school districts to offer a bible class: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/16/west-virginia-bill-would-force-every-school-district-to-offer-bible-classes/ Mat Staver says Christians can't get a fair trial from a gay judge: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/13/mat-staver-christians-cant-get-a-fair-shake-in-front-of-an-openly-gay-judge/ Churches now get taxpayer funds for disaster relief: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/03/churches-can-now-get-taxpayer-funds-for-relief-from-acts-of-god/ Christian prophet claims that God will destroy Kim Jong-un unless he converts: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/11/christian-prophet-god-will-destroy-kim-jong-un-in-2018-unless-he-converts/ This Week in Misogyny: Chick-Fil-A owner kicks out breastfeeding mother: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/16/chick-fil-a-owner-kicks-out-mother-for-breastfeeding-her-baby-in-public/ Hindu woman dies because of menstruation phobia in Nepal: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/12/a-menstruating-woman-in-nepal-died-as-a-result-of-a-irrational-hindu-ritual/ Christian YouTube channel explains how to wear makeup biblically: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/13/this-is-how-god-wants-young-women-to-wear-makeup/