The Chaser Report

Charles and Dom reveal their most shameful secret, which is what their algorithm shows them on Apple News. Turns out these self-described "thought leaders" are a bit more shallow than they put on. ---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In breaking news, Jeff Bezos has cancelled his wedding plans! Oh and a little something about the ceasefire that is isn't is isn't is isn't on. But much more importantly, Jeff Bezos' wedding. Plus, Charles explains the "Genius" new bill that will accelerate the end of the American empire.---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom and Charles tackle the absurdity of wartime reporting with humor, questioning everything from B-2 pilots’ restroom breaks to the geopolitical implications of modern warfare. They humorously reflect on the chaotic nature of military tactics and the effectiveness of various strategies. Anecdotes from personal experiences, like a bar fight in Japan, lighten the serious discussions surrounding international law and the complexities of U.S. foreign policy. It’s a blend of satire and insightful commentary on the state of global tensions.

Charles and Dom react to the not much news from the weekend. ---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tired of the doom and gloom in the news at the moment? Lucky you, because Dom has found an article warning about a brand new type of end-of-the-world prediction: 'Q Day'. Plus, Charles explains the mechanics of quantum computer after an amount of beers that is impossible to measure without altering the result.---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the wake of war between Israel and Iran, Dom and Charles tackle the nuclear question: how should the world determine who has control of atomic bombs? Also, please keep your voices down when listening to this episode, thank you!---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Charles discovers he is never going to make it past American border security, and then Dom realises the same. However are they going to do a United States Chaser Podcast Tour now? ---Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the wake of Trump's birthday parade this weekend (and ignoring all the wars that just started) Charles is inspired by the President/King/Emperor on how to improve his upcoming 50th bday bash. Plus Dom exposes Charles' favourite ever joke.---Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Donald Trump is unsure whether the AUKUS deal where Australia gives the US $368 billion and receives zero nuclear submarines is sufficiently "America first". Charles and Dom are here to tell him the truth, that Australia is stealing from America and it needs to be cancelled.---Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.