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Character Debates

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May 16, 2022 • 47min

Alopecia victim vs a Guy with a Ponytail on Should Bald Jokes be Allowed?

Will Smith might slap us for this episode of Character Debates where we discuss if bald people should be allowed to be mocked! Listen to hyper sensitive Alopecia survivor Otis Rice spit fire against a guy with a very nice ponytail who thinks the bald are ugly!   Listen in as they discuss how bald people manipulate hair on hair violence, ruining Questloves Oscar moment and how GI Jane is now a racial slur. All judged by a guy with thinning hair who is on PCP. Moderator: Michael Harrison Otis Rice: Troy Alan Dewy Mitchelson: Drew Dunn Harold Furlong: Jake Vevera
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May 2, 2022 • 50min

A Toxic Female vs a Male Secretary on Are Men Pieces of Meat?

Johnny Depp joins us in a very touchy Character Debates episode as we try to understand why women are constantly sexual harrassing men!!! Listen to the harrowing story of brave male secretary Arnold Harrington as he opens up about his aggressive female boss Marisia Trout!   Hear them argue about cat calling, vagina-shaped food disorders, and how Arnold should learn to lighten up when Marisia grabs his dick at work.   Sponsor: Bourque's Cajun Country store (bourquescajun.com) Moderator: Michael Harrison Marisia Trout : Liz Glazer Arnold Harrington: Drew Dunn Johnny Depp: Jake Vevera
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Apr 18, 2022 • 43min

A Billionaire vs a Tax Auditor on Should the Rich Pay Taxes?

Character Debates has a very exciting episode on a very boring topic as we discuss if the rich should pay taxes!  In this epic bout, Lancelot the Billionaire bickers with Brian the Auditor about such issues as what does the term IRS stand for, should dead people be taxed, and why drug dealers need to report their earnings. All judged by a gambling addict!  Moderator: Michael Harrison Lancelot DuBois Van Cortland Von Havemeyer III : Brian Scott McFadden Brian Hickey: Drew Dunn Earl Shaver: Jake Vevera
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Apr 4, 2022 • 44min

The Red M and M vs a Candy Bigot on Is Candy Getting too Political?

Character Debates has a pretty sweet episode lined up for you this week as the Red M and M argues with candy bigot Blayne Norred on is candy getting too political?! In this conversation, they will be discussing candy cannibalism, M and M footwear, and how Howard Hughes was tied into their dark early years! All judged by the original 1940's bombshell M and M, Violet!  Moderator: Michael Harrison Blayne Norred: Jason Salmon Red: Drew Dunn Violet: Jake Vevera
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Mar 21, 2022 • 44min

A CDC Public Health Official vs An Anti-Mainstream Podcaster on Should Misinformation be Restricted?

If anyone out there is looking for information about misinformation, then you're at the right place! Join us as CDC Public Health official Dr. Ouchie debates the pros and cons of Misinformation with the podcast host of Queefmouth, Jimmy Two Shoes. Listen in as they discuss accidental discoveries, the dangers of spreading lies, and consuming sweat from the ass of a goat! All judged by Ivermectin stock buyer, Winthrop Lawrence. Featuring the head writer from Tha God's Honest Truth, Charles McBee! Moderator: Michael Harrison Dr. Ouchie: Charles McBee Jimmy Two-shoes: Drew Dunn Winthrop Lawrence: Jake Vevera
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Mar 7, 2022 • 43min

Donald Trump vs the Most Sensitive Man in the World on Should Free Speech be Free?

Every podcasts dream guest has entered into the Character Debates arena as we are happy to welcome world renowned shit-disturber Donald Trump to the program! In this episode, he argues Jason (Pronounced "Jay-soon") on if Free Speech should be Free! Listen in as they discuss rumor spreading, the ability to censor bad imitations, and if the judge is a 7-foot-4 chinese woman. All judged by Michael's Grade 10 Canadian high school English teacher, Mr. Zurevinski. Moderator: Michael Harrison Donald Trump: Steven Scott Jason: Drew Dunn Mr. Zurevinski: Jake Vevera  
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Feb 21, 2022 • 44min

Sumo Wrestler vs Karate Champion on Should Sumo Wrestling be Japan's National Sport?

In this episode, Character Debates focuses on the land of the rising sun as we try to determine if Sumo Wrestling should be Japan's National Sport. NYC comedian Misha Han joins us as fat-shaming karate champion Hideki Tanaka who verbally spars against Mer,the 487 pound American born Sumo Wrestler! They discuss topics such as scaring ring demons, why women are considered impure in Sumo Wrestling, and mawashi crotch rash.  All judged by the famous kick boxer turned porn star, Chuck Litoris. Moderator: Michael Harrison Hideki Tanaka: Misha Han Mer: Drew Dunn Chuck Litoris: Jake Vevera  
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Feb 7, 2022 • 41min

Cupid vs a Woke Student on Should Cupid be Canceled?

Forget Joe Rogan and Dave Chappelle! Character Debates is going after one of the most controversial figures in history...Cupid! In this epic match, the Love God debates woke university student Bethany Von Strauss on should Cupid be canceled?! They argue alternative nudist flying baby professions, patriarchal arrow shapes, and the time dildos were handed out during Valentine's Day. All judged by a guy who sexually assaulted a Cuomo cousin!    Featuring the super funny Gina Brillon from Amazons hit comedy special "The Floor is Lava" (For comedy dates, visit ginabrilloncomedy.com)    Moderator: Michael Harrison Bethany Von Strauss: Gina Brillon Cupid: Drew Dunn Fred Wachowski: Jake Vevera
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Jan 24, 2022 • 44min

Jake Vevera vs a Mugger on Can Jake Have His Wallet Back?

Tensions run high in this episode as open mic comedian Jake Vevera debates with Larry the Mugger about whether Jake deserves his wallet back. Find out the harrowing details as they discuss why Jake got divorced by his wife Amy, how Larry is culturally appropriating Kleptomaniacs, and the origin of the wallet! All judged by worn out vigilante turned Youtube creator, the Amazing Marcus! Moderator:Michael Harrison Larry the Mugger: Joe Pontillo Jake Vevera: Jake Vevera The Amazing Marcus: Drew Dunn  
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Jan 10, 2022 • 46min

Baby Hitler vs Doc Brown on Should Time Travel be Legal?

Let's start this year off with a bang! Improv impressionist Pat Swearingen joins us as time traveling renegade Doc Brown to debate the infamous Baby Hitler on should Time Travel exist!? They argue about curing Irritable Bowel Syndrome, the merits of killing babies, and why special guest judge Elon Musk can't blink! Moderator:Michael Harrison Doc Brown: Pat Swearingen Baby Hitler: Drew Dunn Elon Musk: Jake Vevera

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