We Hate Movies

On this month's Patrons-only bonus episode, the gang is chatting effusively about beloved, action-packed space opera, Star Wars! There's no point in telling you three measly plot points covered in this episode like we normally do in descriptions, though. This is the longest recording in show history and we had a ton of fun talking about one of our greatest loves!  If you don't yet have access to this exclusive, extra-long episode, check out this extended preview clip and have a listen to what you're missin'! Then head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today to access the whole thing! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on We Love Movies, the gang chats about one of the most beloved sci-fi/action films of all time, Terminator 2: Judgment Day! Is Robert Patrick's handsome visage the factory default for the T-1000? Who else was wanting more Danny Cooksey? And are S. Epatha Merkerson and Joe Morton's characters still hot and heavy? PLUS: Jesse Ventura lobbies Arnold for a very important supporting role! Terminator 2: Judgment Day stars Linda Hamilton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Robert Patrick, Edward Furlong, Joe Morton, S. Epatha Merkerson, and Danny Cooksey; directed by James Cameron. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about eating lunch with Cat in the Hat stand-ins, dudes named Michael Myers getting messed with on Halloween, poorly timed pre-party bathroom runs in college, deranged haunted houses, and more! There's one more Mail Bag episode left for 2018, so get your holiday-themed letters in now! Write in to weallhatemovies@gmail.com! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang attempts to make sense of the incredibly misguided family film, Ri¢hie Ri¢h! Why are these billionaires supposed to be the saviors of American society? Who thought it was wise to have the villain repeatedly shoot a child? And how long is it until those factory workers stage a coup? PLUS: Jesse Ventura subs in for Richie's personal trainer! Ri¢hie Ri¢h stars Macaulay Culkin, Edward Herrmann, John Larroquette, Jonathan Hyde, and Michael McShane; directed by Donald Petrie. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang travels to 12th century England to hang with Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman, and the rest of the Merry Men in the nap-inducing, folk hero epic, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves! Who signed off on ANY of these accents? What is with that witch? And was there any scenery left after Rickman was done beautifully chewing it all down? PLUS: Look out for Arrow Cam! Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves stars Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman, Alan Rickman, Christian Slater, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Michael Wincott, Nick Brimble, Brian Blessed, and Geraldine McEwan; directed by Kevin Reynolds. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's journey into The Nexus, it's a real race to the bottom as the gang chats about two totally disappointing—some might even say embarrassing—episodes of Trek! First, over on TOS, it's "The Devil in the Dark," which originally aired March 9th, 1967. This episode features all the disastrous Trek elements you hope to avoid like—OOPS! This content is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's special Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the beloved Peanuts classic, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving! Premiering on November 20th, 1973, this special includes beloved holiday elements like—OOPS! This show is for patrons only! To access the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang dives into the Multiverse to chat about the—fairly enjoyable—Jet Li actioner, The One! What's with putting Jet Li in all those silly wigs? Who decided to QUADRUPLE-DOWN on the nü-metal soundtrack? And does anyone remember One Night at McCool's? PLUS: Christopher Lambert is feeling very, very litigious! The One stars Jet Li, Delroy Lindo, Jason Statham, Carla Gugino, Dean Norris, and, somehow, Mark Borchardt; directed by James Wong. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's full-length, patrons-only episode, the gang is jumping from Anville to Whoville to chat about the equally abhorrent, but really somehow not as bad as The Cat in the Hat, live-action Dr. Seuss adaptation, How the Grinch Stole Christmas! Get in the holiday spirit early as you watch the Grinch do all the beloved gags you remember him doing like—OOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang finds a way to drag out the Halloween Spooktacular for another week as they chat about the absolutely abhorrent, The Cat in the Hat! Why is Mike Myers doing Linda Richman for this Cat voice? How did that erection joke make its way out of the editing bay? And how did anyone think this was for children? PLUS: Ed Gein wins an Academy Award! The Cat in the Hat stars Mike Myers, Alec Baldwin, Dakota Fanning, Spencer Breslin, Kelly Preston, Amy Hill, and Sean Hayes; directed by Bo Welch. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.