We Hate Movies

On this week's episode, the gang continues the 2019 Listener Request Month with one of the most requested and anticipated films to be talked about on this show, Battlefield Earth! What's with that mini-golf course? Could they have done any worse with that CGI cow leg? And what's going on with Travolta's Hot Topic boots? PLUS: That's not a potty cam, L. Ron just has a bee in the bathroom! Battlefield Earth stars Barry Pepper, John Travolta, Forest Whitaker, Kim Coates, and Kelly Preston; directed by Roger Christian. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's patrons-only bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the dull-as-dirt video game adaptation, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider! What's with all the lame—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! If you are a subscriber, feel free to delete this instantly! But if you haven't subscribed yet, give this clip a listen to see what you're missin'! Then head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On a very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the new superhero cinematic sensation, Captain Marvel! What the hell is a Kree again? Look at all the creative ways kitty litter can be used! And taking a moment to remember the one and only jay-smoking genius, Stan Lee! Captain Marvel stars Brie Larson, Samuel L. Jackson, Jude Law, Ben Mendelsohn, Annette Bening, Clark Gregg, and Lee Pace; directed by Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the 2019 Listener Request Month rolls on as the guys chat about the ridiculous 1988 psychic comedy, Vibes! Is this the only time in his career Goldblum couldn't fake the funk? Shouldn't they have shown Cyndi Lauper's psychic spirit friend? And who was laughing at that terrible prolonged death scene? PLUS: Meanwhile, in the alternate universe where Peter Falk played Hannibal Lecter, the chianti keeps flowing! Vibes stars Cyndi Lauper, Jeff Goldblum, Peter Falk, Googy Gress, Julian Sands, and Steve Buscemi; directed by Ken Kwapis. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, a very special Listener Request Month edition, the guys learn about the gleep, the myth, the always-available legend, Sebulba! Unlike his constantly-free schedule to appear in films, Sebulba was—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang kicks off the 2019 Listener Request Month with a chat about the heinous video game adaptation, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time! Sweet job at the casting call, Hollywood! What's with all the parkour? And what kind of an accent was Jake G. shooting for? PLUS: Say hello to the Buddy Brigade, Hollywood's nicest gang of friends! Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time stars Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton, Ben Kingsley, Alfred Molina, Steve Toussaint, Toby Kebbell, and Richard Coyle; directed by Mike Newell. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's journey into The Nexus—our 30th trip into the magic Trek ribbon—the gang is chatting about two very different episodes of the beloved franchise. Over on TOS, it's "The Alternative Factor," which originally aired March 30th, 1967. In this episode, we're shown such enticing things like—WHOOPS! This episode is for paid subscribers only! To check out the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! You're currently missing out on hours and hours of unheard WHM material on Trek, Star Wars, additional bonus episodes, sync-able commentaries, and more! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the 2005 Michael Bay clone-related blockbuster, The Island! What's with this sarcastic lunch lady character? Why did that security guy murder Steve Buscemi's character instead of interrogate him? And what's with all that clone murder? PLUS: Appearing all weekend at Golden Corral, the brilliant comedy stylings of puppet-wielding, joke-telling sensation, Randy Blaaaa-Blaaaaare! The Island stars Ewan McGregor, Scarlett Johansson, Djimon Hounsou, Sean Bean, Steve Buscemi, and Michael Clarke Duncan; directed by Michael Bay. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just in time for the 91st annual Academy Awards, the gang got together last night (via the Internet) to predict the winners, talk about the films they really want to win, the snubs, the problematic host issue, The Whoopster, who will get Farina'd, The Bet, and more! Tune into the Oscar broadcast on Sunday night and tweet along with the show using our annual tag: #WHMOscars! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the totally bizarre '90s Disney hit, Darkwing Duck! The episode in question, "Twin Beaks"—which originally aired November 7th, 1991—features a weak—WHOOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To get access to the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.