We Hate Movies

On this week's episode, the guys blast off into outer space to talk about the Eastwood-directed, old-man astronaut movie, Space Cowboys! What in the world is with the ridiculous dubbing at the beginning of the film? What's with Marcia Gay Harden laughing at Jay Leno? And was Cromwell crooked or what? PLUS: Is anyone watching that Mötley Crüe movie on Netflix? Space Cowboys stars Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones, James Garner, Donald Sutherland, Marcia Gay Harden, and James Cromwell; directed by Clint Eastwood. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's episode, the gang opens up the Mail Bag to read letters from people who unfortunately wore WHM merchandise to a doctor's office, got caught explaining entire films to old people, and watched abhorrent puppet pornography in film school. PLUS: Steve is awarded his prize for winning "The Bet" by none other than his TV favorite, the Masked Singer! If you want your wild stories read on the air, or if you have a question for the gang, write into the mail bag: weallhatemovies@gmail.com! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang returns to the confounding world of Pokémon by discussing the David Lynchian episode, "Go West, Young Meowth"! Originally airing (maybe) October 9th, 1999, the episode is a gritty, L.A.-set story about Meowth and his days being exploited by—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want access to the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode, the gang celebrates reaching episode 420 (GET IT?) by chatting about the absolutely abhorrent faux-stoner comedy, Dude, Where's My Car? How did some of these "jokes" make it to the final cut? What's with this Hal Sparks-worshipping alien cult? And why is NO ONE smoking weed? PLUS: Would Buster Keaton ever eat a pizza? Dude, Where's My Car? stars Ashton Kutcher, Sean William Scott, Jennifer Garner, Marla Sokoloff, Kristy Swanson, David Herman, Hal Sparks, Charlie O'Connell, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Stuttering John Melendez, and Michael Bower; directed by Danny Leiner. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's full-length bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the absolutely ridiculous Matthew McConaughey/Anne Hathaway neo-noir (?), Serenity! Why is he a single-customer—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode contains spoilers for Avengers: Endgame On this episode of WHM On-Screen, the gang is chatting about the little known box-office flop, Avengers: Endgame! Who made it through the whole thing without using the bathroom? Who had what spoiled? And what minor, fun, harmless detail did Chris Cabin hate? PLUS: Stop talking about the movie you just saw when you're in the bathroom on your way out! Avengers: Endgame stars Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Don Cheadle, Josh Brolin, Paul Rudd and a bunch more people we won't list here because yeah, technically that cast list is kind of a spoiler; directed by Anthony and Joe Russo. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the Mouse Trap-esque horror film, Final Destination! What is with all the shots of Devon Sawa's bedroom fan? Would this film have been better in its intended form, an X-Files episode? Why did all the characters need to have names of famous directors and actors? And what's with all the tasteless use of real plane crash footage? PLUS: It turns out that guy from The Terminal was a real pervert! Final Destination stars Devon Sawa, Ali Larter, Kerr Smith, Kristen Cloke, Daniel Roebuck, Roger Guenveur Smith, Chad Donella, Seann William Scott, Amanda Detmer, and Tony Todd; directed by James Wong. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's voyage into The Nexus, the gang, once again, is talking about one excellent episode of Trek and another... not so excellent one. First, on TOS, it's one of the best episodes of television ever produced, "The City on the Edge of Forever"! Originally airing April 6th, 1967, this classic episode features—WHOOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the better-than-Shrek, Shrek spinoff, Puss in Boots! What's the deal with this magical—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only. For access to the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang chats about the creepy, magic-filled teen comedy, 17 Again! How did tiny Zac Efron grow an extra 2 1/2 feet to become Matthew Perry? Why did we need so much time with the Thomas Lennon side plot? And did Brian Doyle-Murray rip off Steve Zissou's wardrobe? PLUS: Nobody needs those fancy bowling alleys! 17 Again stars Zac Efron, Matthew Perry, Leslie Mann, Brian Doyle-Murray, Thomas Lennon, Michelle Trachtenberg, Sterling Knight, Melora Hardin, and Jim Gaffigan; directed by Burr Steers. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.