We Hate Movies

On the inaugural episode of our new Beverly Hills, 90210/Melrose Place chat show, the guys are chatting about the first part of the 90-minute pilot to Aaron Spelling & Darren Star's smash hit, Beverly Hills, 90210! Originally airing October 4th, 1990, the pilot introduces us to the Walsh twins, Brenda & Brandon, as they navigate their new school, West Beverly High! Look at all these mullets! Are the Walsh's poor or just Beverly Hills poor? And get a good look at Scott, kids, he ain't gonna be around along! MELR0210 is a new show the gang has put together to help you pass the time during this necessary social distancing time. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the innocent time of the 1990s! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's patron-selected entry of the Gleep Glossary, the gang is schooled in all-things Kneesaa the Ewok Princess! We know, an absolute legend. A veteran of the Battle of Endor, Kneesaa was also a—WHOA NOW! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and subscribe today! Instantly unlock this episode along with hours and hours of exclusive patrons-only content! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang's descent into madness—a.k.a. Listener Request Month—brings the boys to the doorstep of one of the absolute dumbest films ever covered on the show, A Sound of Thunder! Why couldn't they get Ben Kingsley for longer? Who is Ed Burns fooling? Could that dinosaur have looked any worse? And why did they bother releasing this at all? PLUS: A fair use-covered review of a mildy-beloved Tom Petty song! A Sound of Thunder stars Edward Burns, Ben Kingsley, David Oyelowo, and Catherine McCormack; directed by Peter Hyams. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's patron-requested episode of We Love Movies, the gang fondly looks back at John Hughes' Shermer-to-Chicago hangover movie gem, Ferris Bueller's Day Off! How quickly should Ed Rooney have been—WHOA THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, along with hours and hours of exclusive episodes across multiple shows, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's [patron-selected] episode of Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the totally bonkers Disney coke-dream, Adventures of the Gummi Bears! In the pilot episode, "A New Beginning," which originally aired back on September 14th, 1985, we see a cavalcade of legendary—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access this show, along with hours, upon hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's outrageous episode, the 2020 Listener Request Month continues as the guys chat about the completely ridiculous Cannon Films classic, Death Wish 4: The Crackdown! What does it say about Kersey that he's now dreaming up plots to other Death Wish films? How many dummies were destroyed for the creation of this film? And why is Bronson so bad at tapping the mafia's phones? PLUS: Paul Kersey goes undercover with the class of Beverly Hills, 90210! Death Wish 4: The Crackdown stars Charles Bronson, Kay Lenz, John P. Ryan, Perry Lopez, George Dickerson, Soon-Tek Oh, and Danny Trejo; directed by J. Lee Thompson. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scottish actor Gerard Butler discusses the movie Law Abiding Citizen, including a ridiculous waiter in a jail cell, his character's torture methods involving a puffer fish, and the demand for a steak with all the fixings. The hosts also touch on corruption, execution chambers, and attending an execution.

On this month's episode, the guys read letters about people being the third wheel on movie dates, getting wrongfully accused of wrecking a movie theater bathroom, buying Legos with Harrison Ford, watching bigoted comedian Gallagher be a jerk, and more! If you want your stories read on the air, or if you have a burning question for the gang you want answered on the show, write into the mail bag— weallhatemovies@gmail.com! And remember, you can always WATCH our Mail Bag episode over on our YouTube channel, along with tons of other exclusive videos! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the ridiculous video game adaptation, Doom! Why is so much of this movie people walking down hallways? Was this one of the last movies the Rock had hair in? And why do they make Karl Urban and Rosamund Pike's characters so... thirsty for each other? PLUS: A big WHM announcement right up top! Doom stars Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Karl Urban, Rosamund Pike, Deobia Oparei, Ben Daniels, Razaaq Adoti, Richard Brake, Al Weaver, and Dexter Fletcher; directed by Andrzej Bartkowiak. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's edition of The Nexus, the episodes couldn't be farther apart as we chat about two Trek shows of very differing quality! First on TOS, it's the return of intergalactic scumbag, Harry Mudd in, "I, Mudd"! Originally airing on November 3rd, 1967, this episode features classic Trek elements like an army of—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access this show, and instantly unlock hours, upon hours of additional exclusive content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.