We Hate Movies

This week, the hosts dive into the eerie world of Krampus, exploring its roots from creepy folklore to internet fame. They discuss how it stacks up against holiday horror classics and critique its family dynamics and character development. With a nod to the impressive cast, they also analyze creature designs and the film's ambiguous ending that leaves audiences scratching their heads. From holiday tropes to creature features, the conversation is both insightful and hilariously irreverent.

Dive into the vibrant world of Pandora as hosts hilariously critique the long runtime and Disney's family-friendly edits. Ponder the absurdity of Na'vi tail play and Quaritch's quirky revenge plot. They praise Sigourney Weaver's youthful performance while joking about the confusing array of characters and potential tragic turns. Discussions also cover the intricacies of water-world mechanics and the clash of cultures, all while imagining the film as Jake's bar stories instead of a family saga. It's a laughter-filled exploration of cinematic quirks!

“I had people in my life telling me this was a funny movie…” - Steve On this week’s show, we’re getting into our month of holiday programming with a chat about the totally dated Christmas comedy, Just Friends! How annoying is it that this movie barely cares about being set at Christmas? Why couldn’t we get just a little more for the incredible Julie Hagerty to do in the movie? How abhorrent is the entire idea of the “Friend Zone” in the first place? Is this one of the biggest public humiliations at a movie’s house party? And why is Ryan Reynolds doing a Cartman voice when he’s in that abysmal fat suit the production borrowed from the Friends archive? PLUS: A Jared from Subway reference in this film that Chris accurately describes as “completely destabilizing”! Just Friends stars Ryan Reynolds, Amy Smart, Anna Paris, Chris Klein, Christopher Rodriguez Marquette, Fred Ewanuick, Amy Matysio, and Julie Hagerty as Carol Brander; directed by Roger Kumble. This week’s episode is brought to you in part by Sonos. Discover how easy it is to bring every room to life with incredible sound. Explore Sonos speakers, soundbars, and more at sonos.com! Also by Rocket Money. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM today. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM! And by Uncommon Goods! To get 15% off your next gift, go to UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash whm. That’s UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash whm, for 15% off! Don’t miss out on this limited-time offer. Uncommon Goods. They’re all out of the ordinary. Be sure to snag your tickets to see our 15th Anniversary show at the Bell House in Brooklyn this Saturday, December 6! We’re celebrating the better part of two decades on the air while talking about the fantastic Arnold sci-fi action adventure, Total Recall! Click through to get your tix now, it’s close to selling out!  Throughout 2025, we’ll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy! Shirts? Phone cases? Canvas prints? We got all that and more! Check it out and kick in for a good cause! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Join a lively discussion about the star-studded Western featuring Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer. The charm of Russell anchors the film, while Kilmer's Doc Holliday steals the show with his unforgettable voice. Explore the film's unique casting choices and the hilarious mustache jokes. Delve into the tense build-up to the iconic gunfight at the O.K. Corral and the emotional weight of Bill Paxton's poignant scenes. With insights on humiliation as a storytelling device and legendary confrontations, this conversation celebrates Western cinema at its finest.

Dive into the captivating world of Star Trek VI as the hosts debate its significance, often heralded as the best film in the franchise. They explore memorable moments, from Captain Sulu's epic cold open to Shatner's unique prison break scene. The conversation touches on deleted scenes, uncredited characters, and the cultural impact of the film amidst Cold War tensions. With laughs over Christopher Plummer's love for Shakespeare and the evolution of Klingon design, this preview promises insights that will resonate with both fans and newcomers!

Join a lively discussion where the hosts dive deep into the enigmatic life of Darth Vader. They explore Anakin's transformation from a hot-shot pilot to the Empire's symbol of fear. With playful banter, they dissect iconic moments like the duel with Obi-Wan and the shocking 'I am your father' reveal. The humor shines as they joke about a toy commercial kid and Vader’s imposing armor. As the night unfolds in front of a live audience, they reflect on legacy, redemption, and the unforgettable impact of this legendary character.

This week, the hosts dive into the latest franchise flick, offering mixed reviews on Predator: Badlands, praising its visuals but critiquing its family-friendly tone. They discuss Tim Robinson's hilarious new series, The Chair Company, and how it nails its comedic craft. Fans can look forward to the visually stunning teaser for Rajamouli's Varanasi and a quirky documentary on NYC Christmas tree vendors in The Merchants of Joy. The weekend box office also gets a breakdown, highlighting the industry's latest trends and performances.

The hosts dive into the chaotic world of Hellraiser, celebrating its iconic practical effects. They hilariously critique Uncle Frank's dreadful dining etiquette and ponder why anyone would live in such a dilapidated house. The darkly comic tone shines as they explore Julia's victim recruitment and Frank’s bizarre backstory. The Cenobites are humorously examined for their quirky incompetence, while the visceral graphic effects leave a lasting impression. Not to mention the audience's memorable reactions add to the show's lively atmosphere!

“It’s like the Empire Strikes Back of Batman films…” - Andrew  On this week’s massive episode, we’re finally talking about one of the biggest blockbusters of all time, The Dark Knight! How amazing was Heath in this? Could these fake Batman losers find some… employment in 2025? Would a drug dealer slinging Scarecrow’s Fear Toxin actually have repeat customers? Does the CGI on Two-Face hold up? How awesome is all the vehicular carnage in this movie? And who among hasn’t wanted to WHOOP in the theater watching the semi-truck scene? PLUS: The Nolan Brothers hit up White Castle!  The Dark Knight stars Christian Bale, Aaron Eckhart, Michael Caine, Maggie Gyllengaal, Gary Oldman, Morgan Freeman, Monique Gabriela Curnen, Ron Dean, Cillian Murphy, Chin Han, Nestor Carbonell, Eric Roberts, Ritchie Coster, Anthony Michael Hall, and Heath Ledger as the Joker; directed by Christopher Nolan.  This episode is sponsored by Sonos! This holiday season, discover how easy it is to bring every room to life with incredible sound. Explore Sonos speakers, soundbars, and more at sonos.com! Get your tickets to our 15th Anniversary show this December where we’re talking all things Arnold in Total Recall! It’s gonna be a gas and we wanna see you there! Click through for tickets now! Throughout 2025, we’ll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy! Shirts? Phone cases? Canvas prints? We got all that and more! Check it out and kick in for a good cause! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

This is an extended preview of this month's Patreon-exclusive WHM episode on The Book of Henry! To access the full episode, click through here and sign up for Patreon today! “I hate how Henry talks to his mother, it sounds like he’s dating her” - Eric On this patrons-only We Hate Movies episode, we’re finally discussing one of the most requested titles in show history, The Book of Henry! How terrible is this story trajectory? How obnoxious is the titular Henry? Why was this the only way forward this supposed kid genius could think up to solve this problem with the neighbors? How depressingly wasted is Dean Norris in this movie? Does Sarah Silverman’s character have a thing for the kid? And why did they even bother having this Lee Pace doctor character come back into the movie? PLUS: How about we start auditioning a little more thoroughly for these school talent shows, huh? The Book of Henry stars Naomi Watts, Jaeden Martell, Jacob Tremblay, Dean Norris, Lee Pace, Maddie Ziegler, Tonya Pinkins, Bobby Moynihan, and Sarah Silverman as Sheila; directed by Colin Trevorrow. Don’t sleep on snagging your tickets to our 15th Anniversary show this December where we’re talking all things Arnold in Total Recall! It’s gonna be a gas and we wanna see you there! Click through for tickets now! Be sure to pick up our digital show on Terminator: Dark Fate, available now in our Patreon shop! Throughout 2025, we’ll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy! Shirts? Phone cases? Canvas prints? We got all that and more! Check it out and kick in for a good cause! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.