Almost Friday Podcast

On today’s episode, Emily is hungover, Liam is high, and Will throws up in his mouth. We discuss pranks we’ve pulled, conjoined twins Abby and Brittany getting married, and Liam and Will may or may not be on the new Real Bros Of Simi Valley. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE GO TO liquiddeath.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY\TO CHECK OUT ALL THEIR HEALTHY, INFINITELY RECYCLABLE BEVERAGES AND FIND YOUR CLOSEST RETAILER DOWNLOAD THE BABBEL APP OR GO TO https://www.babbel.com/ TOGET 55% OFF YOUR BABBEL SUBSCRIPTION WITH CODE "FRIDAY"   (03:07) Emily Met Her Childhood Crush (08:48) Will’s New Game (14:15) Cracker Of The Week (22:53) P Diddy (33:26) Conjoined Twins Got Married (38:34) “Therapy Couch” (40:43) Characters (57:50) Real Bros Of Simi Valley (1:01:02) April Fools Pranks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Liam flew first class and thinks he's hot shit, and Will went to Vegas and brings on Willy D to share a brutally embarrassing story from while they were there. Emily jackknifes the character segment yet again. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HEAD TO https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY TO SAVE 10% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OF A WEBSITE OR DOMAIN DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/ DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” (01:35) Nickelodeon Doc (06:29) Baltimore Key Bridge (15:40) Liam Flew First Class (22:03) Will Went to Vegas (23:36) Willy D Shares An Embarrassing Vegas Story (38:31) World Of T Shirts (42:35) Cracker of the Week (54:41) Characters (1:11:10) MERCH GIVEAWAY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 69696969! Liam joined a Gaelic Football team, Emily finally watches a superhero movie, and Will feels bad for scamming people on RuneScape as a child. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HEAD TO https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY TO SAVE 10% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OF A WEBSITE OR DOMAIN DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE CANCEL YOUR UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTIONS BY GOING TO rocketmoney.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY  (01:39) Guided Meditation (06:40) Gaelic Football (12:40) Emily Watches Batman (24:29) Hangovers (25:48) Comic Book Haul (47:41) Will & Emily Are Scammers (56:13) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang discusses some CRAZY stories on today’s pod including severed limbs, Trisomy 21, and per usual, pooping our pants. Oh and Cracker of the Week is BACK, but with a TWIST!   (01:49) Emily is wild (05:26) Cracker of the Week (18:41) Severed Head In A Bag (22:24) Dentist Makes Patients Swallow Semen (28:17) Bill Burr (34:31) Will Pooped His Pants (37:37) Emily’s High School Horror Story (42:07) Characters (59:12) More Characters (1:06:27) Dog Bit Owner’s Genitals Off (1:09:55) Live Citizens Update   PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/ HEAD TO https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY TO SAVE 10% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OF A WEBSITE OR DOMAIN GO TO liquiddeath.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY TO CHECK OUT ALL THEIR HEALTHY, INFINITELY RECYCLABLE BEVERAGES AND FIND YOUR CLOSEST RETAILER DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Liam is back and we are joined by Friday Beers editor and friend of the pod, Gerry KenAHhHHH. There’s seriously nothing that man Kenaht do. The boys talk Dune 2, airplane etiquette, and they gaslight Emily into thinking they massaged their poop with their hands as children. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform RED FLAGS PODCAST: https://open.spotify.com/show/3AQS9qSsPgqNY3b8hrvyHT SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: THE BUNCHA WOLVES COLLECTION BY CHUBBIES IS HERE! https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/ DOWNLOAD THE ZOCDOC APP OR HEAD TO ZOCDOC.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE (4:22) Dune 2 (14:43) Top 5 Movies (20:57) Liam’s Flight Back (35:01) Poop Pies (43:05) Characters (47:29) Cheese Pizza & Male Teachers (50:32) Characters (58:54) Miley Cyrus’ Family Scandal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will, Chester, and Bill left cryptic clues as to where they buried Liam's body. A fun little scavenger hunt for the listeners! FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: THE BUNCHA WOLVES COLLECTION BY CHUBBIES IS HERE! https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/ CANCEL YOUR UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTIONS BY GOING TO rocketmoney.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY HEAD TO https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY TO SAVE 10% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OF A WEBSITE OR DOMAIN (00:00) Ads (1:12) Intro (07:56) Peeing The Bed (9:48) Uncle Will (11:57) The Brick (23:38) Survivor (31:49) The Great Pacific Garbage Patch (46:35) Characters (01:01:10) Oscars Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Liam and Emily are missing so it wasn't fair to do the podcast without them. Instead, we want to bless your feed with a Rusty and Willy's Playdate Podcast episode featuring Will. The boys draft Ben & Jerry’s flavors that don’t exist, sayings that don’t exist, and pitch each other their finest business ideas. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod FOLLOW PLAYDATE'S SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/ DOWNLOAD THE BABBEL APP OR GO TO https://www.babbel.com/ TO GET 55% OFF YOUR BABBEL SUBSCRIPTION WITH CODE "FRIDAY" DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE HEAD TO https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY TO SAVE 10% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OF A WEBSITE OR DOMAIN (00:00) Ads (01:14) We're Sorry :( (02:24) Our Special Guest (07:24) LA Without a Car (15:08) Pitch Submissions (26:37) Business Pitches (39:00) Accents (46:37) Ben & Jerry’s Flavors that Don’t Exist (55:26) Sayings that Don’t Exist (01:08:08) Petsitting Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are joined by our pal and fellow comedian, Brett Dodenhoff; we discuss Will's trip to Waste Management, Brett's dad being an absolute legend, and Liam watching the same p*rn video on repeat. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod FOLLOW BRETT: @brettthelorax SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/ GO TO liquiddeath.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY TO CHECK OUT ALL THEIR HEALTHY, INFINITELY RECYCLABLE BEVERAGES AND FIND YOUR CLOSEST RETAILER    (04:46) Rosacea (13:55) Edging for Christ (19:08) Brett’s Dad (22:55) Sean Strickland (32:11) Big Time Rush (37:38) Waste Management (43:26) Cracker Rant (49:29) Casino Nightmare (54:28) Characters (1:00:20) Real Job to Comedy (1:04:57) More Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It never rains in LA, so when it does, the boys are DEPRESSED. Tune in to hear some puke stories, Will and Liam's absurd Super Bowl picks, and Week 3 of Cracker of the Week. Does Liam finally get on the board, or does Will demolish yet again? FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FRIDAY DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/ALMOSTFRIDAY DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF  (00:00) Ads (01:26) Angelology (08:15) Puking at the Airport (13:29) Deer Antler Spray (22:55) Super Bowl Picks (27:10) Cracker of the Week (37:25) Sean Stephens KIDNAPPED (41:04) Emily Was Followed (47:08) Characters (59:17) Announcer Fired On Live TV (1:04:13) Another Character Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily got into a car accident, Liam hates high school athletes, and Will loves to read. Tune in for all of that plus our new segment, some therapy couches, and a Liam rant.  FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HEAD TO https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY TO SAVE 10% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OF A WEBSITE OR DOMAIN 100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FRIDAY USE CODE "FRIDAY15" FOR 15% OFF YOUR NEXT PURCHASE AT FRIDAYBEERS.SHOP PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/   (00:00) Intro (03:28) You Just Got BINDERED (10:56) Gus Likes To Read (16:55) Cracker Of The Week (32:01) Cracker Rant (35:15) Avatar Remake (37:51) Therapy Couch (43:37) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices