Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
Lions Led By Donkeys
The Lions Led By Donkeys podcast is a military history podcast for laughing at the worst military failures, inept commanders, and crazy stories from throughout the history of human conflict.
Our podcast will always be free, but if you think what we do is worth a buck you can throw us one here:
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Our podcast will always be free, but if you think what we do is worth a buck you can throw us one here:
https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys
Episodes
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May 21, 2025 • 10min
*PREVIEW* Zhang Zhongchang, The Dogmeat General
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May 19, 2025 • 10min
*PREVIEW* Lions Led By Robots 15: The G Gundam Finale
We finally did it! Thank you for joining us on this very stupid journey.
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May 19, 2025 • 1h 33min
Episode 363 - The 1977 Dutch Train Hijacking
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A Moluccan terror group took over a train in the Netherlands, leading to the longest train hijacking in history. It only ends when Dutch Commandos launch one of the worst rescue operations in European history.
Sources:
https://www.degruyterbrill.com/document/doi/10.1515/9789048555796-004/html?lang=en&srsltid=AfmBOopTs6kSVyzglNe9ZE0NzwO_2weL5McjhDU6iWQ3mOsH7_gDPyjF
https://www.sbs.com.au/language/dutch/en/article/40-years-on-questions-remain-the-extraordinary-story-of-the-1977-dutch-train-siege/4y5ex2171
https://nltimes.nl/2017/05/30/dutch-govt-releases-transcriptions-1977-train-hijacking
https://www.dutchnews.nl/2018/07/court-clears-marines-for-killings-in-1977-moluccan-train-hijacking/
https://www.historischnieuwsblad.nl/hansina-uktolseja-1955-1977/
https://www.nytimes.com/1977/06/16/archives/20day-ordeal-aboard-the-hijacked-dutch-train-as-described-by-those.html
https://nltimes.nl/2018/07/25/dutch-state-accountable-1977-train-hijackers-deaths-court-rules
https://nltimes.nl/2018/05/08/moluccan-train-hijackers-die-new-witnesses-say
https://web.archive.org/web/20070716051414/http://www.nrc.nl/binnenland/article721950.ece/Herdenking_voor_kapers_van_trein_bij_De_Punt_1977_
https://www.delpher.nl/nl/kranten/view?query=Treinkaping+bij+De+Punt&page=7&sortfield=datedesc&cql%5B%5D=%28dategte+%2201-01-1977%22%29&cql%5B%5D=%28datelte+%2231-12-1977%22%29&coll=ddd&redirect=true&identifier=ddd:010959646:mpeg21:a0156&resultsidentifier=ddd:010959646:mpeg21:a0156&rowid=2
https://nltimes.nl/2014/11/20/unarmed-hijackers-killed-train-hijacking
https://www.dutchnews.nl/2017/10/marines-in-court-over-shooting-of-activists-in-1977-de-punt-train-hijacking/
https://apnews.com/general-news-b390fa1dad6147ab9179c262a49f80b4
https://time.com/archive/6848782/terrorists-the-commandos-strike-at-dawn/

May 12, 2025 • 1h 12min
Episode 362 - Task Force Baum
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George Patton launches a very badly thought-out mission to rescue his son-in-law from a POW camp.
Sources:
http://oflag64.us/ewExternalFiles/whitaker-richard-tfb-article.pdf
https://www.nationalww2museum.org/war/articles/costly-failure-pattons-raid-liberate-hammelburg
https://www.warhistoryonline.com/world-war-ii/task-force-baum-george-pattons-controversial-mission-to-rescue-his-son-in-law-from-a-pow-camp.html
https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/article/witnessing-pattons-failure-a-prisoners-view-of-the-task-force-baum-raid/

May 7, 2025 • 10min
*PREVIEW* The Insane First Pilots of the US Postal Service ft. Josh Boerman
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May 5, 2025 • 1h 18min
Episode 361 - The K Class Submarine and the Battle of May Island
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Once upon a time, the British Navy built one of the worst submarines ever put to sea and then promptly smashed them into one another repeatedly.
Sources:
N.S Nash. K Boat Catastrophe: Eight Ships and Five Collisions.
Edwyn Gray. Disasters of the Deep: A Comprehensive Survey of Submarine Accidents & Disasters
Anthony Preston. World's Worst Warships
https://web.archive.org/web/20150924120339/http://www.public.navy.mil/subfor/underseawarfaremagazine/issues/archives/issue_49/KforKatastrophe.html
https://www.westernfrontassociation.com/world-war-i-articles/the-battle-of-may-island-january-1917-and-k-class-submarines-of-the-first-world-war/

Apr 28, 2025 • 1h 39min
Episode 360 - The Armenian Genocide: Part 4
The hosts dive into the Armenian Genocide, intertwining humor with a poignant reflection on cultural erasure and survivor struggles. They investigate the strategic significance of the Incirlik Air Base and its ties to the genocide. The discussion extends to the moral dilemmas of historical figures and critiques the narratives surrounding complicity in atrocities. With a blend of serious themes and light-hearted anecdotes, they encourage critical thinking about overlooked history and the ongoing fight for recognition of past injustices.

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Apr 21, 2025 • 1h 28min
Episode 359 - The Armenian Genocide: Part 3
In this engaging discussion, the hosts delve into the Armenian Genocide, balancing serious historical analysis with lighter cultural references. They explore the chaotic political climate of the Ottoman Empire and the duplicitous roles of leaders during World War I. The narrative reveals the harrowing experiences of Armenians amidst rising violence, while also addressing the dark legacy tied to insurance claims. With a mix of chilling historical realities and insightful anecdotes, the episode highlights the importance of education in preventing future atrocities.

Apr 17, 2025 • 11min
*PREVIEW* The Great Locomotive Chase LIVE IN LONDON
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Joe and Tom take the stage at Rich Mix to tell the story about the world's first military high speed train chase. Get the whole episoide on Patreon here! https://www.patreon.com/posts/126771552

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Apr 14, 2025 • 1h 28min
Episode 358 - The Armenian Genocide: Part 2
Delving into political turmoil, the discussion reveals the complex relationships within the declining Ottoman Empire, especially among the Young Turks and Armenians. A gripping exploration of identity and resistance highlights the brutal realities faced by Armenians, blending dark comedy with absurd tales of historical resistance. Insightful reflections on failed attempts at peace and the legacy of oppression weave through narratives of personal struggle and broader geopolitical tensions, all while mixing humor with poignant historical lessons.


