Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
Lions Led By Donkeys
The Lions Led By Donkeys podcast is a military history podcast for laughing at the worst military failures, inept commanders, and crazy stories from throughout the history of human conflict.
Our podcast will always be free, but if you think what we do is worth a buck you can throw us one here:
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Our podcast will always be free, but if you think what we do is worth a buck you can throw us one here:
https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys
Episodes
Mentioned books

Jul 15, 2019 • 1h 4min
Episode 59 - Soviet Afghan War 5: The Rise of Najibullah
Babrak Karmal is a failure and the Soviets know he has to be replaced if they are ever going to get a functioning Afghan government. Enter Muhammed Najibullah, a mass murdering psychopath.
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Jul 8, 2019 • 42min
Episode 58 - Soviet Afghan War 4: Operation Cyclone
As the Soviet Union struggles in Afghanistan, U.S. involvement escalates dramatically, thanks in part to a controversial Texas congressman. The podcast dives into how the CIA's covert operations and funding strategies shifted the balance of power, including the pivotal role of Stinger missiles. Listeners learn about the complex web of U.S., Saudi, and Pakistani coordination that fueled the Afghan resistance. The discussion also touches on the unintended consequences of this support, warning of the long-term rise of militant forces and regional instability.

Jul 1, 2019 • 50min
Episode 57 - Soviet Afghan War 3: The Lion of the Panjshir
In a deep dive into the Soviet-Afghan War, discover how Tajik warlord Ahmed Shah Massoud challenged Soviet forces with guerrilla tactics and terrain advantages. The podcast highlights the miscalculations of Soviet leaders, logistical failures, and the troubling effects of their military strategies on civilians. Listen as they recount Massoud's tactical evolution, the catastrophic Selang Tunnel Disaster, and how brutal reprisals sparked greater resistance. The discussion also touches on the shifting dynamics of Afghan resistance and the ultimate failures of the Soviet campaign.

Jun 24, 2019 • 49min
Episode 56 - Soviet Afghan War 2: Operation Storm 333
Another Afghan head of state is assassinated and replaced with an even more insane despot. The Soviets decide if anyone is going to assassinate the President, it is going to be THEM.
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Jun 17, 2019 • 57min
Episode 55 - Soviet Afghan War 1: A Revolution of Drunks
Dive into the chaotic beginnings of the Soviet Afghan War, where overthrown King Zahir Shah's throne leads to rivalries, purges, and a clash of ideologies. The narrative unfolds with Daoud Khan's bold coup, revealing his struggles to balance Soviet influence with Afghan independence. Tensions rise as the PDPA introduces sweeping reforms, alienating rural populations and sparking backlash. Plus, witness the deadly rivalry between Taraki and Amin, culminating in dramatic power shifts and concerns from the Soviets about instability.

Jun 10, 2019 • 1h 7min
Episode 54 - One Year Anniversary Q & A
You sent us questions and we answered them. Things got weird.
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Jun 3, 2019 • 1h 15min
Episode 53 - The Donkey Reading Series: Max Boot
On this entry into the DRS Joe and Travis read Max Boot's "Why winning and losing are irrelevant in Syria and Afghanistan" from the Washington Post. It might just be the dumbest fucking thing ever read for the show.
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May 27, 2019 • 48min
Episode 52 - The Battle of Agincourt
On this episode more inbred people beef over turf, English longbowmen drowned French knights in shallow puddles, and Joe mispronounces everything to do with England.
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sources:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/8648068/Battle-of-Agincourt-ten-reasons-why-the-French-lost.html
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/03044181.2016.1236504

May 20, 2019 • 59min
Episode 51 - The Dogs (and bear) of War
Joe, Nick, and Rich tell the stories of Sergeant Stubby, Chief Dog Sinbad, and Corporal Wojtek BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL SUCH GOOD BOYS.
Buy Joe's new Military Sci Fi Novel Citizen of Earth: https://www.amazon.com/Citizen-Earth-Galaxy-Fire-Book-ebook/dp/B07NSMFSHN/ref=sr_1_fkmrnull_1?crid=1OWAX5TWGSTT6&keywords=citizen+of+earth+joseph+kassabian&qid=1558351936&s=gateway&sprefix=citizen+of+earth%2Caps%2C294&sr=8-1-fkmrnull
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sources:
https://www.warhistoryonline.com/history/chief-dog-sinbad-cheerful-brave-coast-guard-mascot-ww2.html
https://www.navalhistory.org/2019/03/21/sinbad-the-dog-behind-the-legend

May 13, 2019 • 55min
Episode 50 - Dowsing for Bombs
James McCormick tricked the Iraqi government into buying tens of millions of dollars worth of dowsing rods to find bombs. Hilarity did not ensue.
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sources:
https://slate.com/technology/2013/04/dowsing-for-bombs-maker-of-useless-bomb-detectors-convicted-of-fraud.html
https://borderlandsciences.org/journal/vol/ie/Janks_Empirical_Evidence_for_Dowsing.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/04/world/middleeast/04sensors.html


