

Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
Lions Led By Donkeys
The Lions Led By Donkeys podcast is a military history podcast for laughing at the worst military failures, inept commanders, and crazy stories from throughout the history of human conflict.
Our podcast will always be free, but if you think what we do is worth a buck you can throw us one here:
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Our podcast will always be free, but if you think what we do is worth a buck you can throw us one here:
https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys
Episodes
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Feb 3, 2020 • 1h 4min
Episode 90 - Millennium Challenge 2002 Ft. Francis Horton
Joe is joined by Francis Horton from the Hell of a Way to Die Podcast to talk about the greatest self own in American Military history: MC02
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Sources:
https://taskandpurpose.com/millenium-challenge-2002-stacked-deck
https://warontherocks.com/2015/11/millennium-challenge-the-real-story-of-a-corrupted-military-exercise-and-its-legacy/

Jan 27, 2020 • 52min
Episode 89 - Winter War Part 5: The Booty Call Armistice
On the finale of the Winter War the Mannerheim Line begins to crumble and Finland is only saved due the connections of a Government Minister's booty call.
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Jan 20, 2020 • 47min
Episode 88 - Winter War Part 4: The White Death
One of the deadliest men who has ever walked the earth probably was too short to ride a rollercoaster.
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Jan 13, 2020 • 56min
Episode 87 - Winter War Part 3: Comrade Zap Brannigan and the Molotov Cocktail
Soviets launch unending frontal assaults against the Finnish Defenders. Little did the Soviets know that the Finns had a secret weapon: tens of thousands of empty booze bottles and balls of steel.
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Jan 6, 2020 • 48min
Episode 86 - Winter War Part 2: Molotov Bread Basket
Stalin launches a war from his Apartment without any planning whatsoever. Hilarity ensues.
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Dec 30, 2019 • 42min
Episode 85 - Winter War Part 1: Russian Problems
On part one of our Winter War series we dive into the history of Finland and its long struggle for independence from a string of different oppressors.
**Correction**
The Commander of Finnish forces was named Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim. There was no "Von" honorific.
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Bibliography for all related episodes:
Trotter, William. A Frozen Hell: The Russo-Finnish War of 1939-1940.

Dec 23, 2019 • 56min
Episode 84 - Lax Bros Strike Back: The Michilimackinac Massacre
A game of Lacrosse leads to the dumbest massacre in Michigan state history .
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Sources:
https://mynorth.com/2010/05/deadly-lacrosse-game-in-mackinac-straits-at-fort-michilimackinac-in-1763/
https://www.mackinacparks.com/books-publications/attack-at-michilimackinac/
https://ss.sites.mtu.edu/mhugl/2015/10/11/pontiacs-rebellion-at-fort-michilimackinac/

Dec 16, 2019 • 54min
Episode 83 - St Clair's Defeat
The US dispatches some soldiers to fight Native Americans resulting in the biggest defeat in US Military history and the creation of American government as we know it today.
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Sources:
https://ohiohistorycentral.org/w/St._Clair%27s_Defeat
https://www.lawfareblog.com/remembering-st-clairs-defeat
http://touringohio.com/northwest/mercer/ft-recovery/fort-recovery.html
https://armyhistory.org/the-battle-of-the-wabash-the-forgotten-disaster-of-the-indian-wars/

Dec 9, 2019 • 1h 22min
Episode 82 - Clint Lorance is a Murderer
Clint Lorance killed two unarmed Afghan civilians in 2012.
Clint Lorance is a free man. He walked out of the United States Army Disciplinary Barracks at Leavenworth at the order the President Donald J Trump on November 15, 2019.
This is the story of the war crime he committed.
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Sources:
https://taskandpurpose.com/think-lt-clint-lorance-murderer
https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2019/07/01/army-officer-convicted-of-murder-in-afghanistan-to-get-another-look-by-civilian-court/
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/policy/defense-national-security/without-a-doubt-in-my-mind-soldier-who-testified-against-clint-lorance-thinks-hes-guilty-despite-trump-pardon
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/25/us/jailed-ex-army-officer-has-support-but-not-from-his-platoon.html

Dec 2, 2019 • 53min
Episode 81 - Philippines American War Part 3: War Crimes and Misdemeanors
At the conclusion of our series on the Philippines American War we dive into the Moro Rebellion and American war crimes so prolific they are turned into things of legend in the modern day.
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