

Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
Lions Led By Donkeys
The Lions Led By Donkeys podcast is a military history podcast for laughing at the worst military failures, inept commanders, and crazy stories from throughout the history of human conflict.
Our podcast will always be free, but if you think what we do is worth a buck you can throw us one here:
https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys
Our podcast will always be free, but if you think what we do is worth a buck you can throw us one here:
https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys
Episodes
Mentioned books

Sep 28, 2020 • 1h 29min
Episode 123 - Broken Arrow
Francis from the Hell of a way to die Podcast and Shocks, everyone's favorite podcast lawyer join the show to talk about all of the times the US and USSR lost nuclear weapons due to horrible incompetence.
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sources:
https://interestingengineering.com/broken-arrows-the-worlds-lost-nuclear-weapons
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/17483/8-nuclear-weapons-us-has-lost
https://www.introtoglobalstudies.com/2012/10/broken-arrow-lost-nuclear-weapons-in-canada/
https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/features/command-and-control-goldsboro-1961/

Sep 21, 2020 • 1h 7min
Episode 122 - Russo - Japanese War Part 4: So long and thanks for all the imperialism
The war ends and the world sets itself on course for nuclear hellfire.
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Sources regarding propaganda discussed at the end of the show:
WARNING: This is explicit porn. In case you want to just read what a historian Tim Clark wrote about this piece when it appeared in 2013 exhibition, Shunga: Sex and pleasure in Japanese art, 1600-1900.
"Popular print culture in Japan was extensively mobilised to support the country’s war effort in the Russo-Japanese war of 1904-5. This is a particularly savage piece of anti-Russian propaganda.A different (presumed earlier) version of the design was produced using different woodblocks. The flag at top left is Russian, the soldiers in the background are Russians fleeing, and the following dialogue appears with the two foreground figures:
[Russian:] (in Romanised script with katakana glosses) “I think I’m going to die!” (Watakushi mō shinisō desu)
[Japanese soldier:] “I’ll soon deliver the final blow…” (Sugu todome o sashite yarō)
[Russians:] “Quick, let’s run away!” (Hayaku nigero) "
The original korean translation of the print that was found during researching was inaccurate. A full translation from japanese shows this is meant to show the japanese military "raping" the russian military. These prints were very common and popular, though technically illegal. WARNING: https://media.britishmuseum.org/media/Repository/Documents/2014_11/8_12/317b80e3_54cc_4575_8936_a3dd00d07c11/mid_01361913_001.jpg
There is a non graphic link to further research on the changing japanese propaganda done by actual art historians and not our dumbasses: https://www.gla.ac.uk/myglasgow/library/files/special/exhibns/month/mar2008.html

Sep 14, 2020 • 55min
Episode 121 - Russo -Japanese War Part 3: The Voyage of the Damned
The Russian Navy sets off on a one way journey into naval history.
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Sep 7, 2020 • 54min
Episode 120 - Russo-Japanese War Part 2: The Siege of Port Arthur
Russia and Japan are introduced to the weapons of modern war. Hilarity does not ensue.
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Aug 31, 2020 • 47min
Episode 119 - Russo-Japanese War Part 1: Willy, Nicky, and Racism
Imperialism and Racism lead Imperial Russia down a path of one of the biggest self owns in military history.
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Sources:
The Tide at Sunrise: A History of the Russo-Japanese War, 1904-05
The Russo-Japanese War 1904–1905

Aug 24, 2020 • 1h 1min
Episode 118 - Silvercorp USA and the Dumbest Coup Ever
Once upon a time a group of idiots with an airsoft rifle attempted to invade a country. Hilarity (and prison sentences) ensued.
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Sources:
https://www.bbc.com/news/stories-53557235
https://www.bellingcat.com/news/2020/05/05/the-invasion-of-venezuela-brought-to-you-by-silvercorp-usa/
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/mind-blowing-story-ex-green-beret-who-tried-oust-venezuela-n1201981

Aug 17, 2020 • 1h 16min
Episode 117 - Gerald Bull and the Space Cannon
Once upon a time there was a man who loved cannons.
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Sources:
https://www.nytimes.com/1990/08/26/magazine/the-man-behind-iraq-s-supergun.html
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20160317-the-man-who-tried-to-make-a-supergun-for-saddam-hussein
https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/opinions/1991/02/10/who-murdered-gerald-bull/bfce6e11-7dff-4964-864d-29db5e02753b/

Aug 10, 2020 • 1h 3min
Episode 116 - The Niihau Incident
The one time a downed Japanese pilot started a small civil war on a remote Hawaiian island.
*correction*
A pronunciation guide was used for the word Niihau, which said it is nee-how. Others have told us this is incorrect and it is instead Nee-ee-how.
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sources:
https://www.historynet.com/the-niihau-incident.htm
https://timeline.com/this-japanese-wwii-fighter-pilot-thought-he-crash-landed-on-a-deserted-hawaiian-island-wrong-635d898b08d0
https://www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/niihau-incident-hawaiian.html
https://www.pbs.org/opb/historydetectives/investigation/the-niihau-incident/

Aug 3, 2020 • 1h 6min
Episode 115- The Myth of the Clean Wehrmacht
Folks, it turns out Nazis are in fact, bad.
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*CORRECTION*
A correction is needed regarding our answer to the question from the Legion in this episode. We originally thought the Army Esports team was just a Esports team staffed by soldiers who got a sweet gig. We were wrong. It is staffed by Recruiters. We officially retract our statement and encourage everyone to troll them until they go away. Children should not be targeted for military recruitment
Sources:
The Wehrmacht: History, Myth, Reality. Cambridge: Harvard
University Press, 2006
https://www.dw.com/en/the-wehrmacht-and-the-holocaust-on-the-battlefield/a-53366016

Jul 26, 2020 • 1h 2min
Episode 114 - The Battle of the Golden Spurs
Stupid sexy Flanders.
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Sources: DeVries, Kelly (2006). Infantry Warfare in the Early Fourteenth Century: Discipline, Tactics, and Technology. The Boydell Press.