
Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
The Lions Led By Donkeys podcast is a military history podcast for laughing at the worst military failures, inept commanders, and crazy stories from throughout the history of human conflict.
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Latest episodes

Jan 1, 2025 • 10min
*PREVIEW* The St. Nazaire Raid
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Dec 30, 2024 • 1h 5min
Episode 344 - The Battle of Hamburger Hill
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Francis joins Joe to talk about one of the most memorable battles of the Vietnam War, which was completely and utterly pointless.
Sources:
https://web.archive.org/web/20190515114632/https://www.vietnam.ttu.edu/star/images/1683/168300010494.pdf
https://www.history.com/news/hamburger-hill-controversy
Frank Boccia. The Crouching Beast: A United States Army Lieutenant's Account of the Battle for Hamburger Hill
Robert L. Durham. 101st Airborne fight for Hamburger Hill. Military Heritage. Vol. 21, No. 4

Dec 25, 2024 • 10min
*PREVIEW* History of Armenia 37: Armenia's Sad, Pathetic, Neo Nazi Movement
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Dec 23, 2024 • 1h 18min
Episode 343 - The Battle of Trenton
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George Washington crosses the Delaware!
and then everyone's feet start bleeding.
Sources:
Henry Wood. The Battles of the American Revolution
William Stryker. The Battles of Trenton and Princeton
John Ferling. Almost a Miracle: The American Victory in the War of Independence
Vince Hawkins. The Battle of Trenton. Military Heritage. Vol. 5, No. 5

Dec 18, 2024 • 10min
*PREVIEW* The West Point Eggnog Riot
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Dec 16, 2024 • 1h 17min
Episode 342 - The Seventh Crusade and the Battle of Mansurah
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A King has a fever dream and launches the 7th crusade, following the exact same battle plan as a previous failed crusade because he thinks he's built different. He isn't.
Sources:
Jonathan Riley-Smith. The Oxford History of the Crusades
Alexander Mikaberidze. Conflict and Conquest in the Islamic World A Historical Encyclopedia
Christopher Marshall, Warfare in the Latin East, 1192–1291
Douglas Sterling. The Battle of Al Mansourah and the Seventh Crusade, 1251

Dec 11, 2024 • 10min
*PREVIEW* The Battle of Fort Fisher
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Dec 9, 2024 • 1h 21min
Episode 341 - The Cadiz Expedition
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The English launch a raid against the Spanish city of Cadiz. Instead of planning anything whatsoever, the English get drunk on the beach and die.
Correction: James VI/James I. Not James IV
Sources:
https://web.archive.org/web/20070311113513/http://history.wisc.edu/sommerville/123/123%20292%201626.htm
https://web.archive.org/web/20061003025931/http://www.british-civil-wars.co.uk/glossary/cadiz.htm
https://www.warhistoryonline.com/history/cadiz-expedition-1625-m.html
https://www.taylorfrancis.com/chapters/mono/10.4324/9781315257228-16/expedition-cadiz-1625-ronald-bedford-lloyd-davis

Dec 4, 2024 • 10min
*PREVIEW* Pearl Harbor w/ The Worst of All Possible Worlds
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Dec 2, 2024 • 1h 34min
Episode 340 - The Battle of Fort Driant
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Patton sends his soldiers into a tunnel meat grinder, suffering his first and only real defeat as a commander during WWII
Sources:
Anthony Kemp. The Unknown Battle: Metz
John Nelson Rickard. Patton at Bay: the Lorraine Campaign, September to December, 1944
Duane E. Shaffer. Patton’s Lost Battle. Warfare History Network
Ryan McLachlan. Battle of Fort Driant – World War II’s Strangest Engagement? War History Online