
Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
The Lions Led By Donkeys podcast is a military history podcast for laughing at the worst military failures, inept commanders, and crazy stories from throughout the history of human conflict.
Our podcast will always be free, but if you think what we do is worth a buck you can throw us one here:
https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys
Latest episodes

May 23, 2022 • 1h 28min
Episode 209 - The Hilarious Military Career of L Ron Hubbard
The founder of Scientology had a very stupid naval career
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Sources:
Russel Miller. Bare-Faced Messiah
https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Cowen/warhero/intro.htm
https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/primary-sources-l-ron-hubbard-leaves-the-navy
https://www.thevintagenews.com/2017/11/30/l-ron-hubbard/?safari=1

May 16, 2022 • 1h 11min
Episode 208 - The Nika Riots
What if your local sports fans attempted a coup
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Sources:
Procopius: JUSTINIAN SUPPRESSES THE NIKA REVOLT, 532
JB Bury. The History of the Later Roman Empire
https://www.thoughtco.com/the-nika-revolt-1788557
https://penelope.uchicago.edu/~grout/encyclopaedia_romana/circusmaximus/nika.html
https://www.warhistoryonline.com/ancient-history/war-terraces-nika-riots-mm.html?safari=1

May 9, 2022 • 1h 7min
Episode 207 - Nanking Part 3
The conclusion to the nanking series
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Sources:
https://www.facinghistory.org/holocaust-and-human-behavior/chapter-10/tokyo-trials
Iris Chang. The Rape of Nanking: The Forgotten Holocaust of WWII
Timothy Brook. Documents on the Rape of Nanjing
David Askew. The International Committee for the Nanking Safety Zone: An introduction. Sino-Japanese Studies Vol. 14
Joseph Chapel. Denying Genocide: The Evolution of the Denial of the Holocaust and the Nanking Massacre.
Robert P Gray (translation into english. Originally by the Nanjing University Department of History Professors Gao Xingzu, Wu Shimin, Hu Yungong, and Cha Ruizhen) Japanese Imperialism and the Massacre in Nanjing museums.cnd.org/njmassacre/njm-tran/
Herbert Bix. Hirohito and the Making of Modern Japan

May 2, 2022 • 51min
Episode 206 - Nanking Part 2
CW: Everything
Part 2/3
Support the show:
https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys
Sources:
Iris Chang. The Rape of Nanking: The Forgotten Holocaust of WWII
Timothy Brook. Documents on the Rape of Nanjing
David Askew. The International Committee for the Nanking Safety Zone: An introduction. Sino-Japanese Studies Vol. 14
Joseph Chapel. Denying Genocide: The Evolution of the Denial of the Holocaust and the Nanking Massacre.
Robert P Gray (translation into english. Originally by the Nanjing University Department of History Professors Gao Xingzu, Wu Shimin, Hu Yungong, and Cha Ruizhen) Japanese Imperialism and the Massacre in Nanjing museums.cnd.org/njmassacre/njm-tran/
Herbert Bix. Hirohito and the Making of Modern Japan

Apr 25, 2022 • 57min
Episode 205 - Nanking Part 1
Content warning: Everything.
Support the show:
https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys
Sources for all related episodes:
Iris Chang. The Rape of Nanking: The Forgotten Holocaust of WWII
Timothy Brook. Documents on the Rape of Nanjing
David Askew. The International Committee for the Nanking Safety Zone: An introduction. Sino-Japanese Studies Vol. 14
Joseph Chapel. Denying Genocide: The Evolution of the Denial of the Holocaust and the Nanking Massacre.
Robert P Gray (translation into english. Originally by the Nanjing University Department of History Professors Gao Xingzu, Wu Shimin, Hu Yungong, and Cha Ruizhen) Japanese Imperialism and the Massacre in Nanjing http://museums.cnd.org/njmassacre/njm-tran/
Herbert Bix. Hirohito and the Making of Modern Japan

Apr 18, 2022 • 1h 6min
Episode 204 - The Potsdam Giants
Joe, Francis, and Shocks talk about the weirdest military unit of all time.
Support the show:
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Sources:
https://www.warhistoryonline.com/war-articles/potsdam-giants.html?safari=1
https://weaponsandwarfare.com/2021/07/28/potsdam-giants-by-name/
Darwin, Charles (1871). The descent of man, and selection in relation to sex. John Murray. p. 112.
https://knoji.com/article/the-potsdam-guards-prussias-giant-soldiers/
https://random-times.com/2018/07/14/king-frederick-william-i-of-prussia-and-his-obsession/

Apr 11, 2022 • 2h 1min
Episode 203 - Herman Perry, The Jungle King Part 2: The US Army's Most Wanted Man
Delve into the gripping saga of Herman Perry, the Jungle King, as he navigates the racially charged realities of the U.S. Army during WWII. Discover the absurd challenges soldiers faced in a poorly built camp, from disease to dangerous wildlife. Explore cultural clashes between American troops and the Naga people, showcasing the complexities of military life. The dark humor shines through in chaotic capture attempts and the bizarre military strategies employed. Finally, unravel the tragic outcomes of racism and the hurried justice system, making for a captivating narrative.

Apr 4, 2022 • 1h 5min
Episode 202 - Herman Perry, The Jungle King Part 1: Hell Gate
In this engaging discussion, Jordan Holmes, co-host of the Knowledge Fight podcast and a comedic voice on military history, dives into the life of Herman Perry, a World War II soldier. They explore Perry's tumultuous upbringing amidst Jim Crow laws and his complex identity shaped by systemic racism. The conversation sheds light on the harsh realities Black soldiers faced in the military and the absurdities of war, including personal challenges during the draft and his mission on the infamous Lido Road. Laughs meet history in this captivating narrative.

Mar 28, 2022 • 1h 11min
Episode 201 - The Polar Bear Expedition Part 4: Welcome to the Red Parade
Francis, a regular guest known for his engaging commentary, joins Joe to dive into the gripping conclusion of the Polar Bear Expedition. They explore the chaotic involvement of Japanese forces in Russia and share humorous recountings of sampling Armenian and Russian energy drinks. The discussion takes a serious turn as they reflect on soldier disillusionment and mutinies, questioning loyalty and purpose amid wartime chaos. They also tackle the stark realities of military morale and the tragic outcomes of the expedition, blending dark humor with poignant insights.

Mar 21, 2022 • 1h 8min
Episode 200 - The Polar Bear Expedition Part 3: Go Chop Down the Poop Tree
The bewildering journeys of Detroit's soldiers during the Polar Bear Expedition are humorously recalled, showcasing the absurdity of their mission. The discussion shifts to post-pandemic health attitudes, emphasizing vaccination challenges. A light-hearted comparison of vaccines to sampler platters adds humor, while cultural marketing blunders spark critique. The harsh realities faced by troops in frigid conditions reveal both chaos and camaraderie, highlighting the grim, surreal nature of war and the psychological toll on soldiers.