
Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
The Lions Led By Donkeys podcast is a military history podcast for laughing at the worst military failures, inept commanders, and crazy stories from throughout the history of human conflict.
Our podcast will always be free, but if you think what we do is worth a buck you can throw us one here:
https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys
Latest episodes

Dec 5, 2022 • 1h 4min
Episode 237 - The Dumb Life and Dumber Death of the Battleship Yamato
the Empire of Japan built the largest battleship the world had ever seen and then decided to use it in the dumbest way possible.
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Sources:
Russel Spurr. A Glorious Way to Die
https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/supership/last-nf.html
https://nationalinterest.org/blog/reboot/yamato-was-hell-sink%E2%80%94and-it-went-out-bang-nuclear-blast-192257

Nov 28, 2022 • 1h 6min
Episode 236 - The Bob Semple Tank
Once upon a time New Zealand made their own tank. It did not go well.
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sources:
https://tanks-encyclopedia.com/ww2/NewZealand/Bob_Semple_Tank.php
The Semple Tank, J.Plowman, Classic Military Vehicle Magazine
National Library of New Zealand

Nov 21, 2022 • 1h 7min
Episode 235- Otto Skorzeny Part 3: Otto Skorzeny, Mossad Assassin
Things get weird in the conclusion to the Otto Skorzeny story.
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Nov 14, 2022 • 1h 24min
UNLOCKED: Leka I, the Mad Prince of Albania
The pretender to the Albanian throne and Rhodesia fan boy declares himself king, gets arrested for smuggling guns, and gets in a high speed private plane chase while armed with a rocket launcher.
Joe is joined by KD, writer and runner of the War Takes blog.
https://wartakes.com/
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@war_takes
Sources:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/dec/01/leka-zogu
https://www.ft.com/content/6f2f39aa-21ab-11e1-a1d8-00144feabdc0
https://web.archive.org/web/20210613055654/https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/royalty-obituaries/8926722/Leka-I-Zogu.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20010122090100/http://www.time.com/time/europe/magazine/2000/1127/balkankings.html

Nov 14, 2022 • 1h 12min
Episode 234 - Otto Skorzeny Part 2: Otto the Hype Man
Skorzeny launches the mission to rescue Benito Mussolini from a ski resort, it does not go well.
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Sources:
Stuart Smith. Otto Skorzeny: The Devil’s Disciple
Dr Robert Forczk. Rescuing Mussolini: Gran Sasso 1943
Otto Skorzeny. Hitler’s Commando

Nov 7, 2022 • 1h 7min
Episode 233 - Otto Skorzeny Part 1: The STEM Lord, Sword Fighting Enthusiast
Otto Skorzeny was Hitler's favorite Commando during WWII, he was also a total loser.
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Sources:
Stuart Smith. Otto Skorzeny: The Devil’s Disciple
Dr Robert Forczk. Rescuing Mussolini: Gran Sasso 1943
Otto Skorzeny. Hitler’s Commando

Oct 31, 2022 • 1h 6min
Episode 232 - The Great Siege of Malta
An order of knights turned protection racket defend a chunk of rock from an Ottoman force several times their size using the military equivalent of Home Alone tactics. and then people began firing heads out of cannons.
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sources:
https://www.historynet.com/no-mercy-malta/
Crowley, Roger (2008). Empires of the Sea: The Siege of Malta, the Battle of Lepanto, and the Contest for the Center of the World

Oct 24, 2022 • 1h 9min
Episode 231 - The Battle Of Peleliu
The US Marines feed thousands of marines into a Japanese meat grinder for no tactical reason before trying to ignore help from the Army to save their pride.
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Sources:
Sledge, Eugene B. (1990). With the Old Breed: At Peleliu And Okinawa
Leckie, Robert, Helmet For My Pillow
Anderson, Charles R. Western Pacific. The U.S. Army Campaigns of World War II
https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/unnecessary-hell-the-battle-of-peleliu/

Oct 16, 2022 • 1h 20min
Episode 230 - The Khivan Campaign of 1839
Joe is joined by the hosts of Ukraine without Hype to talk about the time the Russian Empire fell for a con artist and invaded a khanate to try to steal gold that didn't exist.
Check out Ukraine without Hype:
https://twitter.com/HypeUkraine
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Sources:
Morrison, Alexander, "The Russian Conquest of Central Asia"
"A Narrative of the Russian Military Expedition to Khiva under General Perofski", Translated from the Russian for the Foreign Department of the Government of India, Calcutta, 1867
‘Pray for the Camels’: The Winter Invasion of Khiva, 1839–41

Oct 10, 2022 • 1h 9min
Episode 229 - Witold Pilecki, The Auschwitz Volunteer Part 3
The conclusion to the story of Witold Pilecki
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Get Joe's new book:
https://www.amazon.com/Frontier-Corps-Military-Sci-Fi-Forlorn-ebook/dp/B0B5YJD7J2/ref=sr_1_3?crid=3KIOPIRCXJ4D1&keywords=joe+kassabian&qid=1665384891&qu=eyJxc2MiOiIzLjI4IiwicXNhIjoiMi44MiIsInFzcCI6IjIuODYifQ%3D%3D&sprefix=%2Caps%2C189&sr=8-3
Sources:
Witold Pilecki. Auschwitz Volunteer: Beyond Bravery
Adam Koch. A Captain's Portrait: Witold Pilecki - Martyr for Truth
Jack Fairweather. The Volunteer