

Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
Lions Led By Donkeys
The Lions Led By Donkeys podcast is a military history podcast for laughing at the worst military failures, inept commanders, and crazy stories from throughout the history of human conflict.
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Our podcast will always be free, but if you think what we do is worth a buck you can throw us one here:
https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys
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Sep 17, 2025 • 10min
*PREVIEW* Audie Murphy
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Sep 15, 2025 • 1h 7min
Episode 380 - The Siege of Alesia
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Julius Caesar and the Gauls create a world's most murderous version of lasanga as regular siege becomes a double siege, turns into the final nail in the coffin of a rebellion against Rome.
Sources:
John Saddler, Rosie Serdiville. Caesar's Greatest Victory
https://www.historynet.com/caesar-gaul-alesia/
https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/article/caesars-grand-siege-at-alesia/
https://www.historyonthenet.com/engines-of-destruction-roman-advancement-of-siege-warfare

Sep 10, 2025 • 10min
*PREVIEW* Lions Led By Robots 19: Get In My German Entry Plug
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Sep 8, 2025 • 1h 42min
Episode 379 -The Great Siege of Gibraltar ft. Josh Boerman
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The largest battle of the U.S. War of Independence took place in... Gibraltar? On the southern tip of Spain? The rock that the Brits care about a lot? And there weren't any Americans involved? Josh Boerman, friend of the show and host of The Worst of All Possible Worlds podcast and Ill Conceived podcast, joins us for this strange transatlantic chapter of American history.
Sources:
Roy Adkins. Leslie Adkins. Gibralter: The Greatest Siege in British History
https://www.historynet.com/rock-legend-gibraltar/
https://www.thecollector.com/great-siege-gibraltar-us-revolution/
https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/article/grand-assault-on-gibraltar/

Sep 3, 2025 • 10min
*PREVIEW* The Battle of Eniwetok
In 1942 the US Pacific campaign wound up creating the circumstances for a tank engagement on a tiny atoll in the middle of the ocean. It was the origin of the expression 'the two-thousand yard stare,' a battle that probably didn't need to happen but still wound up happening, and it involved a lot of carnage amid exactly zero shade. So, of course we were going to talk about it.
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Sep 1, 2025 • 1h 20min
Episode 378 - The Battle of Lepanto
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The Holy League is formed to fight off the Ottomans, resulting in a lot of guys catching flintlocks to the face, a pirate double cross, and spies in blackface.
Sources:
https://web.archive.org/web/20211013195205/https://www.historytoday.com/archive/head-head/how-important-was-battle-lepanto
Brummett, Palmira. “‘The Lepanto Paradigm Revisited: Knowing the Ottomans in the Sixteenth Century,’ 63-93, in A. Contadini, and C. Norton, Eds.,The Renaissance and the Ottoman World (Farnham, Surrey: Ashgate, 2013).” The Renaissance and the Ottoman World , 2013.
https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/article/the-battle-of-lepanto-the-best-days-work-in-centuries/
https://www.historynet.com/twilight-of-the-galleys-off-lepanto/
https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/muslim-equipment-at-the-battle-of-lepanto/

Aug 28, 2025 • 10min
*PREVIEW* History of Armenia 44: Victor Maghakian
For this month's History of Armenia, Joe and Ani discuss the history of the most decorated Armenian-American military veteran in US history: a midwest Armenian-American named Victor Maghakian who was, without exaggeration, an absolute beast during the Pacific campaign of World War II.
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Aug 25, 2025 • 1h 17min
Episode 377 - The Schwerer Gustav
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In this episode, Joe regales Nate and Tom with the story of the Schwerer Gustav, a novelty oversize rail cannon designed to be as big and stupid as possible. It required you to lay down double track anywhere it went, effectively creating the first Fortnite build mode. It looked like the Magitek Factory except real. It did not work very well and was used far less frequently than you'd expect.
Sources:
Ian Hogg. German Artillery of WWII
https://www.historynet.com/hitlers-monster-tanks/
https://www.historynet.com/krupp-28-cm-k5e-railway-gun/
https://www.forcesnews.com/heritage/wwii/super-gun-hitlers-most-powerful-cannon-was-used-battle-against-russia
https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/schwerer-gustav-the-biggest-cannon-during-wwii
https://www.slashgear.com/1430418/biggest-gun-ever-used-in-combat-schwerer-gustav-dora/

Aug 21, 2025 • 10min
*PREVIEW* Lions Led By Robots 18: Beasting It
For this month's LLBR, Joe and Tom reconvene to discuss episode 2 of Neon Genesis Evangelion ("The Beast"). It's an episode that speaks to our respective early-teen years of listening to terrible music on headphones and being depressed. Some of us have not stopped doing this and that's okay too.
Cover art by Unzealous
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Aug 18, 2025 • 56min
Episode 376 - The English Peasants' Revolt: Part 3
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The conclusion to our series on the English Peasants' Revolt