

Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
Lions Led By Donkeys
The Lions Led By Donkeys podcast is a military history podcast for laughing at the worst military failures, inept commanders, and crazy stories from throughout the history of human conflict.
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Our podcast will always be free, but if you think what we do is worth a buck you can throw us one here:
https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys
Episodes
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Aug 28, 2025 • 10min
*PREVIEW* History of Armenia 44: Victor Maghakian
For this month's History of Armenia, Joe and Ani discuss the history of the most decorated Armenian-American military veteran in US history: a midwest Armenian-American named Victor Maghakian who was, without exaggeration, an absolute beast during the Pacific campaign of World War II.
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Aug 25, 2025 • 1h 17min
Episode 377 - The Schwerer Gustav
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In this episode, Joe regales Nate and Tom with the story of the Schwerer Gustav, a novelty oversize rail cannon designed to be as big and stupid as possible. It required you to lay down double track anywhere it went, effectively creating the first Fortnite build mode. It looked like the Magitek Factory except real. It did not work very well and was used far less frequently than you'd expect.
Sources:
Ian Hogg. German Artillery of WWII
https://www.historynet.com/hitlers-monster-tanks/
https://www.historynet.com/krupp-28-cm-k5e-railway-gun/
https://www.forcesnews.com/heritage/wwii/super-gun-hitlers-most-powerful-cannon-was-used-battle-against-russia
https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/schwerer-gustav-the-biggest-cannon-during-wwii
https://www.slashgear.com/1430418/biggest-gun-ever-used-in-combat-schwerer-gustav-dora/

Aug 21, 2025 • 10min
*PREVIEW* Lions Led By Robots 18: Beasting It
For this month's LLBR, Joe and Tom reconvene to discuss episode 2 of Neon Genesis Evangelion ("The Beast"). It's an episode that speaks to our respective early-teen years of listening to terrible music on headphones and being depressed. Some of us have not stopped doing this and that's okay too.
Cover art by Unzealous
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Aug 18, 2025 • 56min
Episode 376 - The English Peasants' Revolt: Part 3
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The conclusion to our series on the English Peasants' Revolt

Aug 13, 2025 • 10min
*PREVIEW* The Close Quarters Combat of the USS Buckley
Dive into the intense naval clash of the USS Buckley and a U-boat during WWII. Discover the strategic evolution that turned the tide in the Atlantic, as advances in convoy systems emerged. Enjoy a humorous take on U-boats, blending pop culture and personal reflections on modern relationships. Plus, explore quirky wartime anecdotes, like a basketball player's tales and the creative uses of Spam by Soviet soldiers. It's a mix of history and humor that keeps you engaged!

Aug 11, 2025 • 1h 5min
Episode 375 - The English Peasants' Revolt: Part 2
Listeners dive into the wild chaos of the English Peasants' Revolt, where absurdity reigns and rebels wreak havoc in their quest for equality. Explore the comical parallels between historical figures and modern culture, including humorous critiques on labor issues and consumer habits. Discover the unfolding drama as the young King Richard II grapples with a rebellious populace, leading to unexpected consequences. Blood, looting, and fervent demands create a colorful tapestry of 1381's vibrant upheaval.

Aug 6, 2025 • 10min
*PREVIEW* The CSS Shenandoah
The unexpected finale of the American Civil War is explored, focusing on the final shot fired by the CSS Shenandoah. Connections between Confederate descendants in Brazil and Nazi emigrants add intriguing layers to the narrative. The podcast delves into the birth of the Confederate Navy, highlighting struggles with loyalty and resources. It also examines the leadership challenges faced by Secretary Stephen Mallory as he attempted to establish a functional naval force amidst internal conflicts.

Aug 4, 2025 • 1h 10min
Episode 374 - The English Peasants' Revolt: Part 1
Peasants in England revolted against oppressive taxes and absurd regulations on their daily lives. The hosts delve into cultural quirks like Cockney slang and odd legal encounters. They explore how the sociopolitical climate post-Black Death fueled class struggles and shaped peasant rights. A humorous critique of the monarchy ties historical injustices to contemporary issues, while the absurdities of 14th-century wars and taxing systems highlight the growing discontent among the common folk, setting the stage for a significant uprising.

Jul 28, 2025 • 51min
Episode 373 - The Battle of Abritus
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It is never a good time to go hiking in the swamp with 100,000 of your friends and two Emperors.
Sources:
https://earth-history.com/Europe/Goths/jordanes-goths-04-3rdcentury.htm
https://historycollection.com/two-roman-emperors-brutally-died-battle-251-ad/
Jones, Christopher P. Further Dexippus (Online).
Ludwig Heinrich Dyck. "Philippolis: Roman Disaster on the Western Border." Military Heritage. April 2008. Vol. 9. No. 5
The Cambridge Ancient History: Volume 12, The Crisis of Empire, AD

Jul 23, 2025 • 11min
*PREVIEW* History of Armenia 43: Eventful Times
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