
Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
The Lions Led By Donkeys podcast is a military history podcast for laughing at the worst military failures, inept commanders, and crazy stories from throughout the history of human conflict.
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Latest episodes

May 12, 2025 • 1h 12min
Episode 362 - Task Force Baum
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George Patton launches a very badly thought-out mission to rescue his son-in-law from a POW camp.
Sources:
http://oflag64.us/ewExternalFiles/whitaker-richard-tfb-article.pdf
https://www.nationalww2museum.org/war/articles/costly-failure-pattons-raid-liberate-hammelburg
https://www.warhistoryonline.com/world-war-ii/task-force-baum-george-pattons-controversial-mission-to-rescue-his-son-in-law-from-a-pow-camp.html
https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/article/witnessing-pattons-failure-a-prisoners-view-of-the-task-force-baum-raid/

May 7, 2025 • 10min
*PREVIEW* The Insane First Pilots of the US Postal Service ft. Josh Boerman
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May 5, 2025 • 1h 18min
Episode 361 - The K Class Submarine and the Battle of May Island
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Once upon a time, the British Navy built one of the worst submarines ever put to sea and then promptly smashed them into one another repeatedly.
Sources:
N.S Nash. K Boat Catastrophe: Eight Ships and Five Collisions.
Edwyn Gray. Disasters of the Deep: A Comprehensive Survey of Submarine Accidents & Disasters
Anthony Preston. World's Worst Warships
https://web.archive.org/web/20150924120339/http://www.public.navy.mil/subfor/underseawarfaremagazine/issues/archives/issue_49/KforKatastrophe.html
https://www.westernfrontassociation.com/world-war-i-articles/the-battle-of-may-island-january-1917-and-k-class-submarines-of-the-first-world-war/

Apr 28, 2025 • 1h 39min
Episode 360 - The Armenian Genocide: Part 4
The hosts dive into the Armenian Genocide, intertwining humor with a poignant reflection on cultural erasure and survivor struggles. They investigate the strategic significance of the Incirlik Air Base and its ties to the genocide. The discussion extends to the moral dilemmas of historical figures and critiques the narratives surrounding complicity in atrocities. With a blend of serious themes and light-hearted anecdotes, they encourage critical thinking about overlooked history and the ongoing fight for recognition of past injustices.

Apr 21, 2025 • 1h 28min
Episode 359 - The Armenian Genocide: Part 3
In this engaging discussion, the hosts delve into the Armenian Genocide, balancing serious historical analysis with lighter cultural references. They explore the chaotic political climate of the Ottoman Empire and the duplicitous roles of leaders during World War I. The narrative reveals the harrowing experiences of Armenians amidst rising violence, while also addressing the dark legacy tied to insurance claims. With a mix of chilling historical realities and insightful anecdotes, the episode highlights the importance of education in preventing future atrocities.

Apr 17, 2025 • 11min
*PREVIEW* The Great Locomotive Chase LIVE IN LONDON
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Joe and Tom take the stage at Rich Mix to tell the story about the world's first military high speed train chase. Get the whole episoide on Patreon here! https://www.patreon.com/posts/126771552

Apr 14, 2025 • 1h 28min
Episode 358 - The Armenian Genocide: Part 2
Delving into political turmoil, the discussion reveals the complex relationships within the declining Ottoman Empire, especially among the Young Turks and Armenians. A gripping exploration of identity and resistance highlights the brutal realities faced by Armenians, blending dark comedy with absurd tales of historical resistance. Insightful reflections on failed attempts at peace and the legacy of oppression weave through narratives of personal struggle and broader geopolitical tensions, all while mixing humor with poignant historical lessons.

Apr 8, 2025 • 11min
*PREVIEW* Lions Led By Robots 14: Horse Gundam (Real)
Episodes 38-42 of G Gundam involve a horse being made to pilot a gundam. Is this animal abuse? Which country does the horse represent?
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Apr 7, 2025 • 1h 26min
Episode 357 - The Armenian Genocide: Part 1
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This is the story of the Metz Yegern, The Great Evil Crime, or, what it would later become known as, the Armenian Genocide.
Sources:
Ronald Grigor Suny. They Can Live in the Desert and Nowhere Else.
Peter Bakalian. Burning Tigris: The Armenian Genocide and America's Response
Taner Akçam. Killing Orders: Talat Pasha's Telegrams and the Armenian Genocide
Taner Akçam. The Spirit of the Laws: The Plunder of Wealth in the Armenian Genocide
Taner Akçam. A Shameful Act: The Armenian Genocide and the Question of Turkish Responsibility
Taner Akçam. The Young Turks' Crime Against Humanity: The Armenian Genocide and Ethnic Cleansing in the Ottoman Empire
Vakahn Dadrian. German Responsibility in the Armenian Genocide: A Review of the Historical Evidence of German Complicity.
Khatchig Mouradian. Genocide and Humanitarian Resistance in Ottoman Syria, 1915-1916
Simon Payaslian. The History of Armenia: From the Origins to the Present.

Apr 7, 2025 • 1h 42min
*UNLOCKED* LIVE SHOW: The Voyage of the Damned (Live in London 2024)
Joe, Tom, and Nate live in London talk about the time the Russian Empire sent a fleet around the world to fight the Japanese Imperial Navy.
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