The Dogg Zzone by 1900HOTDOG

Seanbaby asks Brockway and special guest Katie Goldin a simple question: If science is so smart, why are all dinosaurs Christian? We need to go through an exhaustive list of Creationism books to answer that question, and we don't get there! God: 1, Hot Dog: 0!

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by The Warmaster himself, Josh Barnett! We're discussing Lone Tiger, an underground wrestling movie about masked hobo murder. If the accountants ask: yes, we did need a UFC champ to dissect this fine piece of cinema. Yes, we do need Mr. T to change the water cooler. They're the only ones for the job!

Seanbaby recruits Brockway and special guest Ty Franck, co-author of The Expanse, to talk about Mike Ditka's The Grabowski Shuffle. What is The Grabowski Shuffle? We're glad you asked. ... You will not find answers here.

From Garbage Brain University, Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee join Seanbaby and Brockway to discuss American Inventor, the show about America! And second to that, inventing. A grown man pisses in a bag in this one. The show, not the podcast. Well, also the podcast.

We don't watch the classic 1992 Barbarian Brothers action movie, Double Trouble -- we play it! Brockway turned every Barbarian Brothers movie into an interactive quiz/improv game, so Seanbaby and special guest Michael Swaim take on the roles of the Barbarian Brothers to flex, lift, and no third thing their way out of Trouble! Whaaaa??? Make that Double!

Some TV shows are terrible, some are out of touch, and some are just made in the wrong decade. We brought all three, but this podcast was only supposed to be about the last thing. Seanbaby, Brockway, and special guest Jason Pargin discuss why Daybreak, Guardians of Justice, and Jack Reacher would kill if they came unstuck in time and happened somewhen else.

Brockway asks Seanbaby and special guest Lydia Bugg to watch more Documental, the Japanese reality show where 10 comedians try not to laugh. One of them agrees, the other relents. Poison mouthwash, foot deepthroating, weightless eggs, fartmonicas and handjobs, handjobs, handjobs!

It's time for the third installment of our podcast series on movie theme songs that are about the movies they're in! It's time for Seanbaby! It's time for Brockway! Holy hell it's time for Zak Koonce! It is time for DOKKEN.

It is again time to get trapped in the mind of a madman by playing Marvel Questprobe text adventure games! This time it's Spider-Man: Brockway is your Spider-Master, while Seanbaby, Taylor Moore, and Tim Platt from Rude Tales of Magic and Oh These, Those Stars of Space are your Spider-Man! Singular. They comprise one Spider-Man only.

Heads up: You definitely have to listen to the Dogg Zzone 9000, Episode 63 - Twin Sitters, before listening to this one. We just burned an entire episode of our main podcast on the 1994 action comedy Twinsitters, starring the Barbarian Brothers, only to realize it didn't really have an ending. Brockway orders Seanbaby and special guest William Sellari to fix that -- and they have to do it! For Brockway is... THE BARBARIANMASTER.