Heads up: You definitely have to listen to the Dogg Zzone 9000, Episode 63 - Twin Sitters, before listening to this one. We just burned an entire episode of our main podcast on the 1994 action comedy Twinsitters, starring the Barbarian Brothers, only to realize it didn't really have an ending. Brockway orders Seanbaby and special guest William Sellari to fix that -- and they have to do it! For Brockway is... THE BARBARIANMASTER.

Brockway once again phonebook rips the fabric of reality asunder, dumping Seanbaby and special guest William Sellari inside a Barbarian Brothers movie. This time they're piloting the ample meatships of Peter and David Falcone in the 1994 action comedy, Twin Sitters!

Seanbaby fires his podcast ray at Brockway and their special guest, G4's Vanessa Guerrero! Then he fires his Spider-Woman ray, followed by a sub-ray of Dracula and some light Discussion Beams and that's how he made this episode. It's about the 1979 Spider-Woman cartoon! That was surely clear.

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by extremely rad Cracked Senior Editor Logan Trent, who will only discuss rad things. So we brought him the raddest thing: Rad! The 1986 BMX movie, Rad! And the entire insane universe they had to create for the movie to work, where every single facet of life was BMX. If you are not prepared to bike slowdance at the BMX prom, you get the fuck out of this podcast.

Seanbaby and Brockway consult the stars, only to find their future is listening to terrible novelty astrology songs with urban fantasy author and definite necromancer, Stephen Blackmoore!

In this free bonus episode, Brockway asks Seanbaby and urban fantasy author Stephen Blackmoore to step into his parlor for a pleasant game of WikiWhy. The fools! They agreed! Subscribe to the Patreon for bonus episodes like this every single week!

Brockway, Seanbaby, and special guest Lydia Bugg are Pumping Iron! Watching the movie Pumping Iron, that is. Lydia revealed that she only knew Arnold Schwarzenegger from the '90s on, as America's Big Friendly Muscle Grandpa. Brockway was very happy to show her Pumping Iron, the 1977 documentary/body horror movie that would shatter every one of her misconceptions.

Seanbaby and Brockway discuss the whimsical children's movie 'The Dirt Bike Kid' with special guest Jason Pargin. They dive into surreal movie scenes, absurd bike antics, and hilarious character interactions, including a flying dirt bike evading a cop, chaos at a bank, and a perilous escape from an adult biker gang. The podcast explores the comedy and absurdity of 80s films, creative plot twists, financial schemes, and a tale of betrayal in a quest for power.

Tom Reimann, a guest on the podcast, discusses the '90s obsession with virtual reality. They explore topics such as a controversial video game, the influence of the 9-11 scene in Terminator, missed opportunities for Billy Eidel, and the bizarre fascination with virtual reality in the '90s. They also touch on virtual reality and sex scenes, the connection between virtual reality and sex in the '90s, and the film 'Disclosure'.

Brockway challenges Seanbaby and fantasy author Brian McClellan to roleplay the 1987 fantasy movie, The Barbarians! What, you need further explanation? Game mechanics? Worldbuilding? Basic insturctions? That's not very barbarian of you - you FAIL the Barbarian Test! But do Brian and Seanbaby pass...?