Ruffians have stolen this podcast! Seanbaby chooses his fighters, Brockway and special guest Rusty Shackles, to get it back. Along the way they'll have to punch clowns and eat street chickens, it's the retro Beat 'Em Ups episode!

Brockway asks Seanbaby and special guest, voice actor Fryda Wolff, to discuss Dog Police -- a 3 minute long novelty song from 1982 about dog police. It's... it's 3 minutes, how could they possibly do an hour+ podcast about this?

Seanbaby and Brockway ask Mark Mahoney to share his most cursed, certainly most illegal item: A rip of a rip of a DVD stolen from a library with Battle Dome: Season 1 on it. The 2000s reality show where American Gladiators met Professional Wrestling, and broke its legs!

Brockway is putting a team together to find a legendary diamond. On apes, it's Seanbaby! On lasers, it's Lydia Bugg! No further things are required! Welcome to the Congo podcast.

Seanbaby asks Brockway and guest Dirk Marshall to discuss business and then SMOKEBOMBS into a ninja outfit before launching hundreds of feet in the air, never to be seen again. It's the Godfrey Ho podcast, it's Twinkle Ninja Fantasy!

Brockway recruits the most barbaric barbarians -- Seanbaby and guest Hana Michels -- for the final, the ultimate Barbarian Game. Having never seen the movie, Sean and Hana must roleplay the plot of the Barbarian Brothers 1989 trucker comedy, Think Big!

Brockway once again asks Detectives Seanbaby and Jason Pargin to help him solve the real murder mystery haunting the legacy of the already haunted 1988 action parody movie, Traxx. Do they get to the bottom of the case? You'll have to listen to find out! But, no!

Brockway asks Seanbaby and special guest, author Jason Pargin, to come along with him on a fantastical journey through the movie Traxx! A 1988 action parody that is at once both and neither of those things, and also starring a DJ! What fun. What pure and lighthearted fun with no catches.

Seanbaby asked Brockway and special guest Geoff Thew to be patient with the 1992 detective movie, Steel Justice. The film-length pilot about a grief-stricken detective who summons a monster truck dinosaur when he loses his temper. It's Robosaurus! Seanbaby promised them Robosaurus. He fucking promised!

Guest Adam Ganser, tricked into discussing Cool Cat, delves into a critique of the poorly made movie, its bizarre characters, uncomfortable implications, and ridiculous dance moves. The podcast also touches on controversy, a cursed novel, and a confrontation at a chicken stand.