

Welcome To Meet You
Dart & Robbie
Welcome To Meet You everybody; the podcast where Robbie Armfield and Dart Sultan broadcast their friendship for your entertainment. https://linktr.ee/welcometomeetyou
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Sep 24, 2021 • 2h 13min
Jail pt 3
AZ. The Father. Donda. Outro: Buddy Ross - Green LightSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE

Aug 7, 2021 • 1h 39min
Scatlympics
The boys tackle Sia's critically panned film 'Music' (2021) and ABC's reality show ‘Love On The Spectrum’. Dart provides an unexpected second instalment to his banned-from-the-barber tale, while Robbie muses on the challenges presented by the newest Rock-Down. Enjoy ;) Feel free to pipe up with thoughts, feelings, queries or concerns to wtmypod@gmail.com or on the subreddit r/welcometomeetyou Intro: Schapelle Corby & Nat Z - Palm Trees Outro: James Holden - Inter-City 125SUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE

Jul 9, 2021 • 1h 47min
Also Inside
The boys are back giving their take on Lorde's new track 'Solar Power' and the sweeping phenomenon that is Bo Burnham's Netflix Special 'Inside'. Dart discusses his phantasmic experience moving back to Melbourne during lockdown, whilst Robbie discusses the woes of overly friendly wait staff and violent dogs. This episode sees the introduction of a new segment - ‘The Lucifarian World of Welcome To Meet You’ and the comforting return of ‘The Wizarding World of Welcome to Meet You’. Enjoy darling. Feel free to get in touch with thoughts, theories, queries or concerns at wtmypod@gmail.com or on the subreddit r/welcometomeetyou ROBBIE’S LOVE: Hairdryers DART’S LOVE: Nesting ROBBIE’S HATE: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) DART’S HATE: Better looking people INTRO: Texas - Inner Smile OUTRO: Pauline Oliveros - II of IVSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE

Jun 19, 2021 • 1h 30min
New Episode
Tay Zonday, Ringo Starr, Tim Minchin, The Greasy Strangler (2016), Dart’s 30th, the Wizarding World of Welcome To Meet You (Part 1), and the toxic need to host a podcast. Feel free to email us with thoughts, theories, queries or concerns at wtmypod@gmail.com AND/OR get involved with the piss cult on r/welcometomeetyou :P DART’S LOVE: Weezer ROBBIE’S LOVE: Running DART’S HATE: Death of Kentaro Miura ROBBIE’S HATE: Layby payment marketing OUTRO: Skee Mask - Flyby VFRSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE

Apr 29, 2021 • 1h 26min
Condoms In Carparks Getting Maccas
We rise again to discuss maccas, condoms in car parks, spiders in the yarra, the septic content of motivational gurus Dharr Man and Gary Vee, and 2019’s beautiful doco ‘Honeyland’ etc. Feel free to hit us up at wtmypod@gmail.com with any comments, queries or concerns / join the piss cult on reddit at r/welcometomeetyou / follow @welcometomeetyou on insta Dart’s LOVE: Little Nightmares 2 Dart’s HATE: Vaccine posting Robbie’s LOVE: MGMT - Little Dark Age Robbie’s HATE: Aspiring drummers Outro: Cass McCombs - Memory’s StainSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE

Apr 7, 2021 • 1h 14min
White Boy Winter
Delay = Cancelled! We’re back to discuss Chet Hanks’ ‘white boy summer’, the horny anime Evergreen meme phenomenon, Robert Altman’s 1977 film ‘3 Women’, Megan Thee Stallion’s grammy win, and how effed our individualised society is man! Dart’s LOVE: Veep, My Bloody Valentine, Rocking With Robbie Dart’s HATE: Wandavision Robbie’s LOVE: ‘Can’t Get You Out Of My Head’ by Adam Curtis, Kant’s sleeping arrangement Robbie’s HATE: Zoo (2007) Intro: Ringo Starr - Zoom In Zoom Out Outro: Detente - End Of The RoadSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE

Feb 27, 2021 • 1h 3min
Pussy Tower
Like the legend of the penis... We discuss Dart’s first psych sesh, Robbie’s experience on a bucks night, big tech v big gov and Phoebe Bridger’s guitar smash on SNL. Feel free to get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or queries at r/welcometomeetyou or wtmypod@gmail.com ROBBIE’S LOVE: Outkast - The Love Below (2003) ROBBIE’S HATE: Coked out ramblings DART’S LOVE: No Longer Human by Junji Ito DART’S HATE: Formulaic true crime documentaries Intro: Daft Punk - D.A.N.C.E. Outro: Quirke - Break A Mirrored LegSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE

Feb 5, 2021 • 1h 17min
I'm Thinking of Becoming Sigma Male
Forget what you know about Alpha and Beta, the Sigma Male is rising… We also discuss toxic workplaces, Australia/Invasion Day, H3H3 Productions, Charlie Kaufman’s 2020 netflix film ‘I’m Thinking of Ending Things’, and losing ourselves to the Foo… DART’S LOVE: The Reticent - The Oubliette (2020) DART’S HATE: South Park ROBBIE’S LOVE: Kirin J Callinan - Dumb Enough ROBBIE’S HATE: Stillborn ‘in memoriams’ on fb INTRO: Foo Fighters - The Pretender OUTRO: SOPHIE - GET HIGHERSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE

Jan 22, 2021 • 1h 10min
Four Quarter Shorts
Ya know those shorts from back in the day. Really long but not pants. Longer than ¾ ones with zero crease in them, just full frontal flat shorts that dip to the ankle. So awesome. Anyway, we discuss Robbie’s best bday ever, Dart’s night on the piss, Liam Neeson & Tash Sultana, South Park, Rick & Morty, the new Chloé Zhao film ‘Nomadland’ starring Frances McDormand PLUS “reliance” vs “acceptable gluttony” re: substances. Feel free to email us with any queries or thoughts at wtmypod@gmail.com and/or get involved with the piss squad on r/welcometomeetyou DART’S LOVE: Shady Nasty - BAD POSTURE EP DART’S HATE: Cash grab prequels/sequels ROBBIE’S LOVE: Billy Bunks - Devil’s Clay ROBBIE’S HATE: The Office (US) Outro: The Durutti Column - Sketch For A SummerSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE

Jan 9, 2021 • 1h 42min
How To Get Valium And Influence People
A joy to be with you again! We’re back in the saddle and totally bro-ing out on cars, finance, bitcoin, the latest netflix catastrophe ‘Death To 2020’, mental health (again) PLUS Robbie’s tips revealed on how to cop valium like a pro. Feel free to get involved on /r/welcometomeetyou or send us your thoughts, queries or concerns to wtmypod@gmail.com ROBBIE’S LOVE: Jisoe (2005) ROBBIE’S HATE: Cuvies DART’S LOVE: Casiopea - Mint Jams (1982) / Burn After Reading (2008) DART’S HATE: MF Doom’s passing Outro: Madvillain - AccordionSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE


