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Dart & Robbie
Welcome To Meet You everybody; the podcast where Robbie Armfield and Dart Sultan broadcast their friendship for your entertainment. https://linktr.ee/welcometomeetyou
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Sep 30, 2025 • 1h 4min
Dark Side of the Muck
"The lunatics are in my hall..."SUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE

Sep 23, 2025 • 7min
TASTER // Corks: John Mayer - Heavier Things w Mitch Creecy
The cheeky fresh-faced singer-songwriting heart-throb that everyone yearned to BE and BE WITH! John Mayer’s Heavier Things (2003) is his second album released with the major might of Columbia after the runaway dork of Room For Squares (2001). It had more electric guitar, the ubiquitous ick of Daughters, and topped the charts. 9/11, American Idol, Subway, Nelly, rom-coms, regrettable PR, and deep cognitive dissonance… Beloved brother and collaborator Mitch joins to uncover John’s wonderland. Hope you enjoy! Robbie Outro: Neil Cicierega - PorcelainSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE

Sep 16, 2025 • 46min
Stand Up
Robbie and Dart try stand up comedy for the first time and compare experiences. Enjoy, D+RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE

Sep 2, 2025 • 58min
Friendship
Andrew DeYoung, Tim Robinson, Paul Rudd and most importantly, A24, bring you 'Friendship'. A new age comedy that reminds us of times of old. Let's get into it. Robbie uses his platform to publicly congratulate his friend Kevin Parker on the release of his new song 'End Of Summer'. Dart kinda just chills and vibes on some non-challant shih.Enjoy rascals, D&RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE

Aug 26, 2025 • 9min
ENTREE // Corks: Scritti Politti - Cupid & Psyche 85 w Josh Coxon
From post-punk hovel to synth-pop heaven. 'Cupid & Psyche 85’ by Scritti Politti defined a genre, pushed technology, inspired Miles Davis, and catapulted Green Gartside into stardom. Steeped in post-structuralist philosophy and a love of pop’s inane sheen, he emerged from his parents’ place in Wales after recovering from a breakdown to launch a subversive pop offensive… Only to find the grass isn’t always… Josh Coxon (Simi Lacroix, These Guy) kindly joins to illuminate. Hope you enjoy! RobbieSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE

Aug 19, 2025 • 1h 16min
Clubbing in Smallville
Dart destroys Marvel once and for all. Robbie got a haircut.Dart doesn't hate clubbing.Keep it down. D+RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE

Aug 12, 2025 • 1min
TEASER // Smoker's Lounge: Let's smoke
Won't you come on down to the lounge? SUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE

Aug 5, 2025 • 1h 15min
Child of Divorce
Dwarf son or Tau' daughter? JB HI-FI GF or EB Games GF?We whip through the latest Triple J Hottest 100 Australian Songs list like Missy Higgins whips through a divorce. Complete devistation. We were too smart for it!!!TV shows your parents like and the internets farewell to Ozzy Osbourne. We were the special two.D+RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE

Jul 29, 2025 • 10min
TEASER // Corks: Captain Beefheart - Safe As Milk (w Tristan Haze)
Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart) was an accomplished sculptor who claimed to have had a seven octave vocal range and no formal education. Him and His Magic Band debuted with ‘Safe As Milk’ in 1967. Comedian and Professor of Logic, Tristan Haze*, kindly joins me for this second installment of Corks to explore the Captain’s nascent vision. Hope you enjoy! Robbie* - Follow his insta @tristanhazeart and devour his pods ‘Ultimate Segment’ and ‘We Can Pedia’.SUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE

Jul 22, 2025 • 50min
Masters of Swag
Speak to me oh toothless one!Welcome to meet you YNs.This week, we tackle the monumental circus that was Black Sabbath's final ever (?) show 'Back to the Beginning'.Also, we finish off our discussion on Nathan Fielder's 'The Rehearsal S2 (2025)' by disecting the epic season finale 'My Controls'. Finally, as per our remit - Wet Leg's new Tiny Desk concert.Let me see your fucking hands!D+RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE