Junk Food Dinner

We're back with a Sci-Fi-Ebruary classic! Parker fucked up and we're not doing "Twisted Pair," like he said last week. We're doing it's sequel, "Cade: The Tortured Crossing." Sorry for the mix up but if you need a review of "Twisted Pair," we did one on JFD553!. But this week, Sean and Parker dive into "Tortured Crossing," Neil Breen's sequel wherein a superheroic philanthropist with AI implants and an evil twin helps a mental hospital full of homeless people overthrow the government and big corporations. We think. Before that, we have a March Movie Preview with a surprising amount of interesting movies on the list. Also, is Sean cheating in Music League? Did he betray Parker? And we announce a new contest where Kevin will come to your hospital and nurse you back to health! Direct Donloyd Here. Don't forget to join the discord, leave a voicemail and listen to our other podcast, The Bookhouse Boys, on Patreon.

  Is it still Happy Nude Year? Well, as this year goes on, we're clinging onto happiness any way we can. And hopefully we'll get some cheer from the pornography-themed Dom Deluise vehicle Loose Cannons (from 1990, and co-starring the actual lead actors Gene Hackman and Dan Aykroyd). Also! We discuss all of the important movies coming out in February. Every last one of them, or your money back. So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus a music league update, Twist and Shout at quarter speed, a Royal Rumble Report, Parker indulges in "Call Me Kevin" and other Gen-Z YouTubers, do we even know what Hot Ones is?, Parker's boots-on-the-ground cinema reportage, Sean's unbridled enthusiasm for Marvel movies, a surprising twist regarding the upcoming thriller "Cold Wallet", our struggles to draw comic books (contrasted with listener Wil's peerless output), our official invitation for you to butt-dial us at your leisure, cop buddy comedies vs buddy cop comedies, prog rock Ebert, sneezes, blank stares, gleeks and so much more!! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll rope-drop from a helicopter onto a moving train for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!

  We're back this week with a huge episode! First, Sean and Parker are joined by friend Justin Wiese of Outer Cinema to discuss our Top 5 favorite first-time watches of 2024. Then we mix things up and Parker is joined by Jackson Stewart (director of Beyond the Gates) and Lucas Heyne to discuss his movie, "Mope." We reviewed "Mope" a couple of episodes ago and Lucas was nice enough to join us to discuss the crazy true story behind the movie, what it's like to attend a bukkakke session and so much more. Then, we celebrate the work of our man, David Lynch, by reviewing his short film, "The Cowboy and the Frenchman!" All this plus Dom Deluise Chat, plausible deniability and so much more! Direct Donloyd here! After the episode, go watch Mope and Beyond the Gates and attend an Outer Cinema screening. Then join the JFD Patreon for dozens of episodes about David Lynch!

JFD kicks off 2025 by running down our top 5 favorite movies of the previous year (as well as our most hated). Additionally, we continue our Happy Nude Year tradition of watching three dirty flicks to kick off this dirty-ass year. Up first, Gerard Damiano, the man behind some of the 70's biggest porno flicks, decided what the world was really looking for was a porno with a (mostly) puppet cast. Hence, we have the truly unique and very strange Let My Puppets Come from 1976. Then, we get a rare 70's porno directed by an actual female (Svetlana Mischoff), 800 Fantasy Lane from 1979 starring Jamie Gillis who poses as a potential real estate investor to infiltrate a company of sexy and seductive real estate agents. And finally, we visit a Japanese barber shop where there's more than haircuts on the menu in Pink Cut: Love Me Hard, Love Me Deep from 1983. All this plus we pay our respects to David Lynch (R.I.P), check in on the state of California, dinosaur chat, Wolf Man hate and so much more!LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll keep this podcast going with your love and support.

  Happy Nude Year celebrations continue, as Sean returns from abroad with some broad comedy in the form of Knockouts! You know, that famed 1992 titty-flick comedy from John T. Bone, legendary hardcore porno director? No? Well, maybe we can help build that legendy. Also! We discuss recent events in the worlds of our cohosts, including travel agendas, fire avoidance, illness, panic, mania, and gluttony. So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus Los Angeles is ablaze, smoking in Japanese glass boxes, the rigorous protocols of subway stairwells, a poster blowout in Japan, 1953's least comfortable rollercoaster experience, scared by a Josuha Tree, sneezes, blank stares, gleeks and so much more!! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll launch ride Harleys in our lingerie for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in! Rest in Peace, David Lynch. You were the realest.

  Sean's out on vacation so Parker is joined by friend of the show and director of "Beyond the Gates," Jackson Stewart. The boys discuss the LA fires and Jackson's new project for a bit and then Jackson runs down his Top 5 Movies of 2024. And his least favorite, too. Then, the guys talk about Lucas Heyne's "Mope" (2019). The movie follows the bizarre true story of Steve Driver and Tom Dong, two porn actors stuck in the muck of z-grade entertaining while dreaming of stardom. The film stars Nathan Stewart-Jarrett, Kelly Sry, David Arquette and more. All this plus no voicemails due to technical difficulties, Parker's flu, and so much more! Direct Donloyd Here. After listening to the episode, go buy Beyond the Gates and join the JFD patreon.

It's the last Junk Food Dinner of 2024 and to celebrate we're taking a look at three weird movies from this very weird year! Up first, an uptight nerd learns how to cut loose with the help of a group of party puppets he connects with via a 1-900 number in Astron 6's Frankie Freako. Then, a royal palace is torn apart by mystery and intrigue when a supernatural entity is discovered in the visually striking anime Mononoke the Movie: The Phantom in the Rain. And finally, the 80's cult classic about a group of homeless people dying in colorful ways thanks to a mysterious substance gets a modern South African update in Street Trash. All this plus Christmas dining options, what movies you can see in theaters on Christmas Day, the return of Return of the Living Dead, updates on a potential Ramones biopic and so much more! LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll keep this podcast going with your love and support.

Sean and Parker are back with a doozy of an episode with a surprise tiwst ending! First, they complain about computers and then, because this may be the final episode of he year, there's a January Movie Preview and, surprise, the movies all look shitty. Finally, the boys discuss 2024's polarizing horror film, "In a Violent Nature." Some would call it the David Lynch of slasher movies as the film re-contextualizes the '80s slasher genre. All this plus voicemails, ICP chat and so much more. Direct Donloyd here. After the episode, give yourself an Xmas present and subscribe to our Patreon. Why not?

  Schlocktober is -still- over! But the horrors still continue! (depending on how much you like talking dinosaurs) This week! Parker and Sean are off to see the Whoopi! Either that, or they're just wearing their three-toed converse sneakers for no reason at all. But one thing's for sure: they're reviewing the weird-ass Whoopi Goldberg / talking dinosaur buddy-cop comedy "Theodore Rex" from 1996! And they're also conducting an all-important quiz on the subject of popular punks. So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus Parker watches a little bit of stuff (and watches a little bit of The Long Kiss Goodnight), talkin' rock docs, surprising Streep skepticism, the very important Music League update, a very important music gameshow segment, shout out my boys the Street Sharks, sneezes, blank stares, gleeks and so much more!! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll launch macademia cookies for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!

Your boys are back! They discuss the holidays and all that jazz before getting into a December movie preview and guess what! Sean and Parker are excited for at least one movie, and maybe more! Then, they discuss a taut thriller directed by the GOAT, Brian De Palma and starring a delightfully unhinged Nic Cage, as well as Gary Sinise and Carla Gugino. It's "Snake Eyes" from 1998! All this plus more! Remember to send us a voicemail and join the patreon and the discord! Direct Donloyd Here