No Gods No Mayors

This week, we cover possibly our most embattled and empaneled mayor, Willy Lantigua. Municipal meeting minutes include: Coconut water poisoning, dkdkflflfiffnfkrdjheb, Time to Embattlement (TTE), Deputy Neelix, The (International) Garbage Truck Conspiracy, the mayor that marries you, and a real smoothed-out town. Join our Patreon and get even more mayors!Preorder Mattie's book!

Turn on your mayor conditioners - the Mayortaculus is down this week for scheduled maintenance. Join us on the bonus feed for a mega municipal roundup. Hyah! nogodsnomayors.com

Greetings, municipality fans! This one starts out funny but ends up sad – much like the career of our guy here. Behold: The Oaf's Lament.Municipal meeting minutes include: Riley’s face sand table, oaf credentials, why is this pamphlet chained up?, the dusty pediment at the Kennedy School, the mayor has two bodies, the jeans runner, accidental discharge, and the municipal soul.Join our Patreon for just 5 bucks a month and get double the mayors!

Greetings, citizens! This week, we cover Miami's "Bitcoin Mayor," Mr. "How Can I Help?" himself, Francis Suarez.This is a bonus episode! You can slot exactly 1 MiamiCoin into the podcast machine* in order to receive this episode. (* - 5 dollars into nogodsnomayors.com)

Greeting quadropods! This week on the free episode, we talk about TWO medium large mayors: The “WhatsApp Mayor” of Bom Jardin Brazil, Lidiane Leite da Silva, and the long-promised London Kentucky’s Randall Weddle (Mr. Pedophile Parade Himself) biography.Municipal meeting minutes include: A Minneapolis Hello, Apostolic Roundup, The subsidized Girlboss and the cucked landlord, the Heptapod Mayor, The Sash of Lórien, and Quit hogging the four top or I’ll call the goons!Come see Mattie at The Bell House on May 9!(thank you to bsky user persephone for the beautiful episode art)

This week, we cover possibly the best mayor the podcast, nay, the world has ever seen? Municipal meeting minutes include: Choose your Columbo, a bowling ball I hate, Hepatitis B(eef), Selling Teddy Roosevelt some boots with your shirt off, stroking a firefighter’s cheekbone, Ominous Noises, mAyOr3, and municipal Itchy and Scratchy.This is an episode from the Mayoral Benevolent Feed – subscribe and get two extra mayors a month for just 5 bucks!Come see Mattie (and Calvin!) on tour in Chicago (tonight!) Minneapolis (tomorrow!) and Brooklyn (May 9!)

This week on the free feed: A guy who loves to have his wives die, and also to go to Europe. Municipal meeting minutes include: Bakingmore Cookieland, The Uncle’s Price, Eric Adams: Unhobbled, getting sucked off by a Rockefeller, Go Chasers!, My two-year election beard, My wife may be dead but it's Herring season, The big hole where all the Guiteaus crawl out of, and “Ambassador to France Achieved”Minneapolis, Chicago, Brooklyn: Come see Mattie on tour!Oh, here's Hammfist D. Metafiore from Fuck City.

This week we’re talking about Salvadoran Pete Campbell and also [no spoilers for Nova’s theory], Nayib Bukele, who you might know from the news as being Comprador Hitler. Municipal meeting minutes include: We talk about the popcorn man finally, a less funny coup as well, EldestSon_finalFINAL.docx, I ❤️ N, my brother Grima Wormtongue, and an end to the nephew killing.Join the Mayoral Benevolent Fund to listen to the whole thing!

Alright, citizens! Grab a fresh bushel of lavender and take a big sniff. We go Sequimming with QAA’s Julien Feeld! Municipal meeting minutes include: chomo parade update, mayorotic asphyxiation, the 128th annual Miss Irrigation, save our squim, portlandia for being a fascist, coughing with the mayor, the year of kindness, Mike Pence II, RT for mole children awareness, and Maoist standard Grandpa. Get in, we’re libbing out!Join the Mayoral Benevolent Fund for more mayors!Come see Mattie on tour in Chicago and Minneapolis!

Greetings, local residents! We’re joined this week by Lions Lead by Donkeys' and Detroiter Joe Kassabian, to talk about actual mayor and area man Kwame Kilpatrick. Head on over to the Patreon to hear the full ep.And if you're in Chicago or Minneapolis, come see Mattie on tour!