
Lucy & Sam's Perfect Brains
You might have SEEN Lucy Beaumont and Sam Campbell on Taskmaster but would you be interested in LISTENING to them? Can comedy’s biggest fruitcakes conquer the podcast movement? Imagine if they did! Basically, it is a sort of catch-up more than anything, full to the brim with sprawling anecdotes and highly important theorems. Hosted by Lucy Beaumont (Hull) and Sam Campbell (Australia). If you have any ideas for segments please email lucyandsamsperfectbrains@gmail.com. They will do anything! As long as it is interesting and on the right side of the law. Produced by Plosive. Artwork by Sam Campbell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest episodes

Jun 7, 2024 • 33min
Ep 11: Cemetery Mission
A disgraced person gives Lucy and Sam a highly intriguing challenge. Anything can be intriguing if you are easily intrigued. This one is all about cemeteries and the sound Lucy made at her first gig. Vote for us to be the next Prime Ministers!!!Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive. Artwork by Sam Campbell. Theme music by Paul Williams and Sam Campbell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 31, 2024 • 33min
Ep 10: Summoning Richard
Lucy and Sam have been hunting for special podcast guests. Big un's. This episode is full of sordid behind-the-scenes showbiz skerricks that will ENVELOPE you and make you feel like the most important birthday card in the world. Don't drive while you listen to this, it's just tooo INTOXICATING.Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive. Artwork by Sam Campbell. Theme music by Paul Williams and Sam Campbell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 24, 2024 • 33min
Ep 9: Zips OR Lids
The Lucynado and Samcramp give their microphones a proper workout on this one. It's the long-desired showdown between two huge huge huge topics - zips and lids. We advise you not to have this kind of heated discussion in your own home or we (Plosive) will be forced to report you to the embassy. Don't worry, these guys are professionals. They know what they are doing. They know their stuff. Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive. Artwork by Sam Campbell. Theme music by Paul Williams and Sam Campbell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 17, 2024 • 31min
Ep 8: Year Delve Reloaded
The past has a real knack for devouring the future doesn't it? Lucy and Sam swore under oath to never do another Year Delve after the events of 2011. They have broken the rules and risk certain banishment. Thank you to everyone who listens to this - you will be rewarded so handsomely in the next life.Recorded by Naomi Parnell and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive. Artwork by Sam Campbell. Theme music by Paul Williams and Sam Campbell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 10, 2024 • 34min
Ep 7: Prisons
Formerly incarcerated guests Lucy and Sam share insights on a perfect prison system where prisoners earn freedom through forgiveness. The hosts explore fantasy wardens in an Airbnb-style guest house and reflect on vegetable gardening costs. They also discuss family deception, historical influences, and imagine prisons as electric and massage chairs.

May 3, 2024 • 27min
Ep 6: Phone Experiences
Lucy & Sam dive into the future of phones in pockets, the importance of asking for money, and envision a world where phones have their own house. They chat about reaching out to famous contacts and navigating the balance between broadcasting and living life.

Apr 26, 2024 • 31min
Ep 5: The Kingdom of Animals
Lucy and Sam discuss the wonders of the animal kingdom, sharing heartfelt stories about beloved pets, exploring the world of Groper fish in Australia, and even recounting celebrity anecdotes and musical performances at private events. The episode is filled with humor, emotional moments, and amusing musings on animals and quirky family members.

Apr 19, 2024 • 31min
Ep 4: Year Delve
Exploring brain transplants, geography humor, and a debate about a fictional dog incident. Reimagining animal spaces like cafes and pubs over traditional zoos. Quirky comedy beginnings and monkey stories, with hosts reflecting on the episode and sharing humorous exchanges.

Apr 12, 2024 • 30min
Ep 3: Split the Diff
Lucy competes on a dangerous game show while Sam controls the outcome. Topics include splitting dolls for money, drinking vinegar for cash, nostalgic childhood food memories, film analysis, sentimental items, and awkward online interactions.

Apr 5, 2024 • 39min
Ep 2: Holidays
Lucy and Sam discuss holiday memories, pharmacist humor, quirky worm encounters, garlic remedies, flattering charm for financial gain, holiday humor, misadventures with a PVC cat suit, and creating a holiday country.
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