
Three Bean Salad
A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.
Latest episodes

Dec 13, 2023 • 1h 2min
Disguises
Hats off to Ross of Vancouver and then immediately put a different hat on along with a rubber nose and a set of matching eyebrow wigs because Ross has got the beans wagging their false chins about disguises this week. This episode also includes an update on Henry’s Beefcake Journey and the secret to success. With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansaladTickets for our live shows at Machynlleth Comedy Festival can be found here: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2024/three-bean-salad-three-bean-salad-podcast-live-2/Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.comGet in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

Dec 6, 2023 • 1h 14min
Assassinations
The beans are back! A bumper episode to kick off the new series. Lots to cover. And Samuel steers the beans towards the topic of assassinations which absolutely classic Samuel frankly. Knuckle down and let’s get through this together people.Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansaladMerch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.comGet in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

Nov 1, 2023 • 28min
Non-episode-isode-isode
No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until December).Join our PATREON at patreon.com/threebeansalad for bonus episodes.

Oct 25, 2023 • 1h 15min
Surfin'
Topics include dressing for fluctuating weather, dealing with boring conversations at parties, attending a wedding incognito, Garroth's Beach Boys obsession, a concept album with summer and surfing vibes, the hosts' skepticism towards paddleboarding, climbing Kilimanjaro, the longevity of a Tory role, object insertion humor, and a sneak peek of Christmas shows.

Oct 17, 2023 • 1h 2min
The Trojan War
In this cursed episode, the hosts discuss drama school and accumulating stories, reflect on the importance of life insurance, delve into the cursed app and the Trojan War, have a lighthearted discussion about the shape of the Earth, talk about the future of a nation and rice balls with Nicola Sturgeon, compare the story of Achilles and Hector to a soap opera, express their enthusiastic appreciation and discuss Brompton bikes, and explore story angles and financial support on Patreon.

Oct 10, 2023 • 1h
The Higgs Boson/Particles
The beans discuss the Higgs Boson/Particles, their personal training session and dynamics of lateness, tactics for running late, science education and career aspirations, regretting biology study, odd species splicing, a catchy jingle for carrogans, saving plums or pecs, creating a better world, origami spice rack, and bagpipe cover of the theme tune.

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Oct 3, 2023 • 59min
Fashion
This podcast episode of 'Three Bean Salad' explores various interesting topics related to fashion, such as the significance of chinos and personal expression, wearing pants under swimming trunks, the randomness of fashion choices, and a Whitney Houston t-shirt. It also touches on controlling language during a church service and shares humorous anecdotes about dental problems and a visit from a charity dentist. The episode concludes with a funny discussion about a deep cut reference involving a teenage Mike Wozniak and flightless birds.

Sep 26, 2023 • 1h 5min
Elvis
Legendary musician and cultural icon Elvis Presley joins the hosts to discuss topics such as wearing shoes indoors, dogs on the bed, a politician's unique speaking style, the dilemma of lawn sausages, astronomy and celestial phenomena, toilet paper woes in the dressing room, misconceptions about the Caspian Sea, and 3D printing mugs at the Sean Bean Lounge.

Sep 19, 2023 • 1h 5min
Orange
In this podcast, the hosts explore the topic of oranges and discuss various uses for different parts of the fruit, from making varnishes to composting. They also touch on topics such as humidity and aging, humorous conversations about ham and Spanish waitresses, and reminisce about the joy of playing with a Millennium Falcon toy. The hosts also reflect on the beginnings of their podcast, share amusing stories of mistaken identities, and discuss the importance of life insurance and savings.

Sep 12, 2023 • 1h 3min
Pencils
The hosts discuss the importance of commitment in achieving physical fitness and avoiding their personal trainer. They humorously imagine their ideal horse and debate whether it's better to change trousers instead of the entire body. They explore the evolution of drawing style and the desire to be seen a certain way. They also share advice for starting university and discuss the post-lunch slump and ticket information for their live shows.