The Clarey Podcast

DT and Cappy discuss: Essential oils. Fantasy Sportsball and Fantasy Draft Why Cappy is Putting Some Content Behind a Pay Wall Thomas Paine was a Commie?? Fedoras. Majoring in Dungeons and Dragons.

Big Four Accounting Experience NOT NECESSARY for success. Tall girls. We are pro tall girls. Baby boomers suck Part 783 Auditing Wesley Snipes. Radio "Personalities" Cappy's Molyneux voice impersonation.

The media is caught lying, blatantly. Never trust the media. Protesting is stupid. Bikini hiker. Having multiple wives...would be a pain in the ass. Black Albinos. Tent City...still tents.

Cappy and Elkins talk about day time TV shows, soap operas, lying in your dating profile, and take on a ton of superchat questions!

Cappy and DT discuss: Gillette's shameless SJW virtue signaling. Why you only need to work 3 hours a day at work. The positive sides of suicide. Why the fuck don't people realize they're going to die?

Cappy sees a rare Perfect 10 and just enjoys the view. The 2019 Oscars will be the worst in history Women Know PRECISELY What Men Want...they just refuse to give it to them.

Quiet venues. Punching bratty children in the teeth. Riding the Bus. "Masculinity is a Mental Disorder" according to the APA.

Cappy and Elkins talk about taxes, busy season, the acceptable pounds per inch for women, buying houses in Portland, lying to women, and more! Asshole Consulting: http://www.assholeconsulting.com Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/aaron-clarey/ Older Brother: http://www.olderbrother.com Books: http://www.amazon.com/Aaron-Clarey/e/... Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/aaronclarey Blog: http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/assholeconsult Paypal: Paypal: https://www.paypal.com/webapps/shoppi... Amazon: https://www.amazon.com//ref=as_sl_pc_... Alternative/Back Up Sites: http://www.facebook.com/assholeconsul... http://www.dailymotion.com/user/aaron... https://www.minds.com/AaronClarey http://www.gab.ai/aaronclarey

Can't Get Enough White Caulk Liberal Arts Majors Cleaning Horse Vagina (no joke) "Where are They Now?" "Asshole Consulting Gift Cards" The Dick Show's $21,000 Patreon Terrence Popp's Ringtone.

Moving to South Dakota. College football players should get paid...and get out of college. The favors sheep do superior people. Nobody keeps up. Cappy's "It's a Wonderful Life"