Profiles In Eccentricity

This week on Profiles each lad once again brings a wee bit for a 3 way love fest! Aaron tells of a 19th century prostitute who used steak creatively. John meditates on cosmonaut tragedy and sacrifice and Matt brings us to the island that cocaine changed dramatically!

This week, John throws out three Victorian era British brats whose wealth allowed them to go off the deep end. These creeps are dressing their dogs in uniforms, building underground tunnels, riding bears into parties, writing books about eating acorns, riding horseback through hotel windows, and drinking eight bottles of wine a day.

This episode Matt lights the fire by exposing John and Aaron to a new foot fetish sex toy. Then John shares some rumors about the science of swallowing before getting into the story of the little Latvian man who inexplicably built an open air limestone castle, moving millions of pounds alone at night in tribute to a woman who wanted nothing to do with the guy.

This episode Matt delves into the hilarious and savage criminal underworld inhabited by infamous criminal "Chopper" Read. Get yourself a nice bottle of Ouzo and get ready to lose a few feet of intestine.

This week John opens up with a very porny episode of "Intervention" before going into the legacy of the early 90's hate periodical, ANSWER ME! Magazine, which interviewed rap groups, KKK members, and NAMBLA officials, profiled suicide victims, and wrote endless essays attacking humanity before the hateful duo behind the writings succumbed to bitter ends!

This episode John shares the story of a neo-nazi biker gang whose members were half undercover ATF agents, the story of a WW2 SS unit that committed such heinous atrocities that even the Nazi leadership was appalled, and the Norwegian phenomenon of preceding doppelgängers that show up before their real life counterpart.

This episode gets way out of hand. Matt brings the epic story of a French swordswoman's journey through European aristocracy and illegal duels with dudes. Aaron brings the online incel community's belief that women are turning to dogs for sex and John brings the saga of the promotion that had fake versions of the Zombies, Animals, and Archies on tour.

This episode the lads share more of their favorite oddball media phenomena, including a racist, right-wing 80's boardgames, Vincent Price cooking tips, Alex Trebek outtakes and mean asides, TED talks about people dying, and a mildly exploitative BBC documentary about a majorly exploitative Danish beastiality porn film.

This week John spreads the word on the two Italian women who started as famous radio and TV celebrities, then moved to performing in hardcore porn movies, then to electoral politics! One of them died mysteriously and suddenly… could they also have been Russian agents?

This week Aaron splashes back with another expansive look at the uses and abuses of human urine in everything from art to war to medicine! Also, Johnny fills in the blanks on a piss related meme. Pee all you can pee!