Football Cliches

Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker on the latest Adjudication Panel. They discuss bands named after footballers, 'mouthwatering' fixture descriptions, and the comparison of antibiotics to Scott McTominay. They also debate the meaning of a player's 'opposite number' in football. Plus, there's a thrilling hypothetical football match and a points system for a Premier League quiz.

The selection panel choose a lineup of players that embody the Football League. They discuss the evolution of goalkeepers and the importance of the vidi printer. They debate and finalize the midfield lineup. They explore the impact of non-league strikers in the EFL. They discuss the suitability of strikers for different leagues. They discuss naming and renaming stadiums.

Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker on the Adjudication Panel. They discuss a viral Sunday League wondergoal, the Premier League's Twitter crossing a line, a Luton fan's niche spreadsheet, and Blackburn Rovers' involvement in the Iraq War. They debate a 'rasping' shot and set the threshold for a defensive 'comedy of errors.'

Comedian, actor, and writer George Lewis joins the pod to discuss his niche fascinations and irritations of football, including the dressing room mythology, kids imitating star players, and the rise of cliches in punditry. They also analyze AI commentary of a Lionel Messi goal and critique commentary highlights from Spurs vs Chelsea chaos.

Topics discussed include low-key FA Cup magic, footballspeak in politics, player revelations, songs for managers moving upstairs, and frustrations with sporting directors.

Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker for a midweek Adjudication Panel. The agenda includes: the final word on the "giant clubs" debate, some troubling new verbs emerging in the free-kick department and ex-Premier League wingers popping up in 2006 alt-country album tracksMeanwhile, the panel forecast England's Euro 2024 clamouring saga and the pod dramatically unveils its new mini-quiz format, Happy Hunting Grounds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Adam Hurrey is joined by David Walker and Nick Miller on the latest Adjudication Panel. The agenda includes: whether or not a player's nickname can be inspired by a player from the same division, what constitutes a "late show", the art of the fake final whistle, the so-called refereeing "Big Two", an absurd development for Footballers' Names in Things, and which European clubs are eligible to be their country's "giants".Meanwhile, the panel define which errors are the most 'schoolboy' and try to calculate the maximum speed and distance of a player "ghosting in". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Podcast discusses the selection of the best players in La Liga, including naming conventions and position dilemmas. They explore the concept of urging players to shoot and the stubbornness displayed by players. The cultural impact of Spanish football coverage is explored, as well as the ideal lineup for a La Liga XI team. The inclusion of Gooty and the forward line is discussed, as well as underrated strikers and their suitability for the Pure La Liga XI team.

Topics include footballers' names appearing in things, Sean Dyche's Glastonbury weekend, what constitutes a 'crisp finish', footballing 'cheat codes', early consolation goals, potential fixture pile-up in a farmers' league, and discussing the meaning of a 'crisp finish' and 'too little, too late' in football.

Discussions range from politically-charged playground football games to the allure of background pub TV games. Debates on the controversial use of rival football team mugs and the phenomenon of goalkeepers being 'sent the wrong way' during penalties. Dynamics between podcasters and the concept of 'Dreamland' in cricket and football are also explored.