Sofia with an F

Beyoncé said she’s on demon time, so we are too. Sofia is BACK by unpopular demand! This week Sofia learns a new language. Twitter language that is, thanks to producer Alex and the Gen Z kids. Sofia goes on to tell us a HORRIFYING story about a recent doctors appointment where she learned about her alarmingly short life expectancy, AND that she’s also the cause for all major issues in the world! Health is wealth! We also learn an NSA-level hack that will 100% make you lose sleep at night. And finally, thanks to our girl Larsa Pippen, we do a psychoanalysis of the cis-male brain...or lack there of. Just another week of regularly scheduled chaos over here Sloots!Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIABrooklinen: http://www.brooklinen.com promo code SOFIAAthena Club: http://www.athenaclub.com promo code: SOFIACalm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIARoman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There's a hot NEW diet pill! It’s called a toxic relationship - and you probably already take it daily! We have a new Sloot in town! This week Sofia is joined by her FAVORITE cousin Anto, who happens to be producer Alex’s older sister. Together the girls open pandora's box by unleashing stories from their most TOXIC relationships. Anto tells us about the time her impoverished ex stole her car and made her perform X-Games moves outside of a Wells Fargo. Sofia then tells us a tale about one of her former Prince Charming’s and a not-so-sweet threesome they had...some real notebook-esque sh*t going on here. The girls then let us in on TWO new hacks about how to achieve your BEST selfie yet, and how to COMPLETELY compromise your partners Instagram. We never said we were the healthiest b*tches out here, but we’re definitely helpful. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes:Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIAEarnest: http://www.earnest.com/SOFIAMeUndies:  http://www.meundies.com/SOFIAHello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/12sofiaStitch Fix: http://www.stichfix.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Call Child Protective Services! Baby Alessi just went down her first K Hole!Joined again by the fabulous Fabby F Baby, Sofia is turning things UP a notch. This week we learn that in typical Sofia fashion, not only is she a felon, but she’s now been denied global entry! Guess she’s really staying in Utah forever. The girls then take us down memory lane recalling one of their finest nights when Sofia lost ALL motor skills due to a little ketamine/cocaine mix up…it could honestly happen to anyone right? We also get some tips on how to achieve your BEST orgasm and even a recollection of the girls best orgasms to date. Overall, things are going well for the girls, but it just wouldn’t be normal if there wasn’t some *chaos* sprinkled in the mix. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIAAthena Club: http://www.athenaclub.com promo code: SOFIAStitch Fix: http://www.stichfix.com/SOFIAFunction of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIALiquid IV: http://www.liquidiv.com promo code: SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners. Surprise! Sofia’s moving to Miami AND she’s going to be a Real Housewife!This week the Queen Sloot is joined by superstar comedian, Nikki Glaser. While these two may be the funniest women on earth, this episode actually gets PRETTY deep. Together the ladies discuss self-esteem, the scientific differences between the male and female orgasm (IF he can even give you one, right?), and the clusterf*ck world that is dating. Sofia also gives us some personal life updates including her upcoming move to Miami and her soon-to-be Real Housewives of Salt Lake City casting. As usual, her life is all over the place but hey - it’s her world, we’re just Sloots living in it. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIARoman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIACalm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

IN CASE you want to know if he's cheating on you...we've got you covered. And we’re cheating back!This week Sofia gives us a MAJOR relationship update involving her upcoming move back to New York City, which is causing quite the riff in her relationship. It’s no big deal though because Queen Sloot is getting BACK in the game and she needs to know…how far is too far? Is flirting REALLY cheating? Don’t lie, we’ve all done it. Joined by her cousin Alex, Sofia teaches another illustrious Sloot University lesson and this one…has a scent?Sofia also lets us in on a BRAND NEW hack to catch your sleazy boyfriend cheating. These b*tches are!Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIAEearnest: http://www.earnbrest.com/SOFIABrooklinen: http://www.brooklinen.com SOFIAShip Station: http://www.shipstation.com SOFIAHello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/sofia12 To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FABBY F BABY. PLEASE SAY THE BABY…is motherf*cking BACK! This week Sofia is joined by her best friend of all time, Fabby! You thought you heard it all the last time Fabby graced the Sloots with her presence, but you’re in for a surprise. Mugshots and foursomes have nothing on the stories you’re about to hear. Together the duo dive into EVERYTHING plastic surgery (pro tip: South Korea is the move) and for all the bachelors out there, the girls also give detailed descriptions of the type of hu$bands they want. Last but not least, we FINALLY get to hear the steamy (literally) details of the INFAMOUS virginity story! Things get a little…wet n wild in this episode. Save water, shower with a friend.Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIAZola: http://www.zola.com/SOFIAFunction of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIAUqora: http:// http://www.uqora.com/SOFIAStitch Fix: http://www.stichfix.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sofia got a nature valley bar inside her pussy this past weekend!Watch out granola people. Sofia recaps her weekend where she addresses the shit that was said about her recently, her take on ugly men, and her hatred of nerds. Listen before you judge! She also talks about her worst date and the BEST tip to get out of one. Lastly, queefing. Let’s talk about it. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ MeUndies:  http://www.meundies.com/SOFIA Ritual: http://www.ritual.com/SOFIACalm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIAFunction of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIARoman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIALearn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Does the threesome count if he didn’t actually put the tip in? Joined by Lauren and Michael Bosstick of The Skinny Confidential, Sofia does what she does best and meddles her way into ALL the juiciness of their relationships. From threesomes, shrooms, to running a business, Sofia gets the 411 on EVERYTHING from the Dear Media power couple. Sofia also discusses addiction and how important it is to make time for your relationship…have you ever scheduled a set time to have sex? It might just save your relationship.Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Better Help : http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIAFunction of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIAEarnet: http://www.earnest.com/SOFIAShip Station: http://www.shipstation.com promo code SOFIALearn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

These chicks don’t even know the name of my band...Wondering how to get backstage at your favorite artists concert? Better yet, wanna go back to his hotel with him? OF COURSE you do you dirty little Sloot. Don’t worry, this week Sofia’s got you covered on ALL the tips and tricks on how to secure a night of ecstasy (take that as you will) with your FAVORITE celeb...and honestly, it’s not as hard as you think. G Eazy, we’re looking at you. Sofia also tells us a NEVER before heard story involving a very interesting night with a certain actor, followed by her getting kicked off a private jet by a Hollywood director. Joined by Alex, the two also discuss their biggest ick’s and turnoffs with guys, even the pettiest ones you’re afraid to admit. P.S. water shoesFollow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Stitch Fix: http://www.stichfix.com/SOFIACalm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIARitual: http://www.ritual.com/SOFIARoman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIAFabFitFun: http://www.fabfitfun.com promo code SOFIALearn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BEST place to call someone out for talking sh*t is your own podcast.Sofia is BACK and is joined by cult leader, Indy Blue! For the FIRST time we get a in-depth look at what life is like growing up as a young woman in the Mormon church and we learn quite a few things! Have you ever heard of the Provo Push? Maybe you should try it. Indy also explains her “beef” with Addison Rae, life as a young mom (shout out baby Seven), and her brand Lonely Ghosts. If you don’t want to move to Utah after this episode then you probably never will. Love you say it back, Sloots. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Athena Club: http://www.athenaclub.com promo code: SOFIALiquid IV: http://www.liquidiv.com promo code: SOFIATheragun: http://www.theragun.com/SOFIABrooklinen: http://www.brooklinen.com promo code: SOFIALearn more about your ad choices. Visit http://podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices