Sofia with an F

COSTUME DO'S AND DONT'S... talking to you VS AngelHalloween is a special time of year, right? You get to unleash your inner Sloot and fully indulge in all the tricks and treats…if you know what I mean. Luckily for you guys, Sofia is back with a VERY special Sloot University that spills ALL of the do’s and dont’s to ensure that you have your Slootiest and spookiest halloween yet. Coincidentally, Sofia just found out about a NEW morning after pill called Ella that allegedly blows Plan B out the water…and listen closely because if your Halloween is as Slooty as it should be, you’ll definitely be purchasing this after the weekend. Finally, we dive into the age old debate regarding paying for sex. Just because your boyfriend spent the last $50 in his bank account on Throat Goat Gabby’s Only Fans, is that REALLY cheating? Eh, to each his own I guess! Shit is getting super spooky out here Sloots…be safe! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Postmates: Use code SOFIA for 50% off of your first 5 orders of $50 of more Calm: http://calm.com/SOFIA for 40% off a premium subscription Talkspace: http://talkspace.com promo code  SOFIA for $100 offMVMT: http://mvmt.com/SOFIA for 15% off and FREE shipping and returns To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

IT’S YO BIRTHDAY SO I KNOW YOU WANT TO RIIIIDE OUTHAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO SOFIA WITH AN F! AKA your girl’s favorite podcast and your mother’s worst nightmare (unless she’s a Sloot too). This is a BIG one. Sofia has returned back from her world tour without getting jailed, although she was dangerously close to a public indecency arrest in Tulum. Just Sofia things. Next, we have a VERY informative Sloot University seminar on one of everyone’s favorite past times: EATING PUSSY. Carpet munching, fellatio, cunnilingus if you will. This is for EVERYONE who’s ever eaten or been interested in eating at the restaurant downstairs. It’s a 5 star establishment we should ALL try. Reservations aren’t hard to get either! Finally, Sofia tells a story about how SWAF REALLY came together including all of the tears, alcohol, and trauma that went down while trapped in an Airbnb with 2 randoms. Get your Kleenex ready Sloots, there are A LOT of tears of happiness in this one. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:The Pill Club:http://thepillclub.com/SOFIAto receive your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control. Adam and Eve:http://adamandeve.compromo code SOFIA for free shippingShipStation:http://shipstation.compromo code SOFIA60 for a 60 day free trialMeUndies:http://meundies.com/SOFIAfor 15% off your first order and free shipping To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mile high club? Sofia has entered the NO FLY CLUBSeriously. Sofia is back (we’re just as surprised as you are) but this time with more baggage to add to her already concerning past! Not only has she been denied global entry TWICE, she is now on the no fly list! The appeal is still pending, prayers are welcomed. Sofia tells an exhilarating story about a Karen that she encountered on her flight to NYC and how an emergency landing was almost needed. As if that wasn’t enough, once Sofia finally (barely) made it to NYC, she encounters an old “friend” who she airs out on this episode! Fun! Finally, Sofia is joined by the REAL Professor Sloot, Robert Greene, for a continuation of their conversation about the Art of Seduction. A lot has gone on this week, just try to keep up Sloots. Big things are coming ;) Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Zola: http://Zola.com/SOFIAHello Fresh: http://hellofresh.com/14SOFIAOuai: http://theouai.com promo code SOFIANoom: http://noom.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Seduction is about power and manipulation as much as it is about romanceHow GOOD is your sexy voice? You may want to start practicing. Kidding, but not really. This week Sofia is joined by the illustrious Robert Greene, the author of infamous books such as The 48 Laws of Power and The Art of Seduction. Robert is a SIX time international bestseller, but OF COURSE, he made time for the Sloots in his busy schedule. I mean, duh? Together the VERY unsuspecting duo dives deep into the importance of toying with the subconscious while dating. You will learn how even the SMALLEST things can make someone fall hard for you. Sloots, you just gotta know how to play the game, and today at Sloot University you’re gonna learn. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:The Pill Club: http://thepillclub.com/SOFIA to receive your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control. Door Dash: code SOFIA to receive 25% off your first order with Door Dash. Subject to change, terms apply. Talk Space:http://talkspace.com promo code SOFIA for $100 dollars offCalm: http://calm.com/SOFIA for 40% off a premium subscription To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please stop making fake Versace…TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners. And if Apple Watches weren’t already bad enough…this week Sofia tells us a ROLLERCOASTER of a story that gives you reason #837 to get rid of that godforsaken thing. Seriously, they’re nothing but trouble - and an immediate report to the fashion police. Speaking of fashion (this is becoming a reoccurring thing, Vogue, watch out), we are giving you the IN’S AND OUT’S of how to not only get away with that fake designer bag of yours, but how to spot them as well! Because we ALL know that girl who has 11 different Chanels and you CANNOT wrap your head around how the fuck she got them. I mean, bartending at your local bar and doing lashes on the side only makes SO much money. Finally, Sofia gives her condolences to Gabby Petito, her loved ones, and ALL of the women around the world that are missing or battling domestic violence. Abuse does NOT discriminate and we must do what we can to protect each other, if no one is going to protect us. National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-799-7233Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Grove: http://grove.com/SOFIA to receive a FREE starter set with your first orderAZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code RADIO for 20% off AZO Dual ProtectionShip Station: http://shipstation.com promo code SOFIA for 60% offDipsea: http://dipseastories.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I could put a ball in the end zone, put a bad bitch in the friend zone…With some inspo from Jack Harlow, Sofia is helping the DUDES this week. Guys, how long have you been stuck being her shoulder to cry on but not her dick to ride on? Well thanks for Sofia and Sloot University, we’re getting you the fuck out of there and into some pussy. Not only are you getting OUT of the friendzone, but you’re about to flip the game on her. For the lady Sloots, Sofia is presenting some life changing info that’s gonna REALLY make you look in the mirror. How in touch are you with your feminine energy? Is it turning men away? Is this why your dating life is drier than your grandmas vagina? You’re about to find out. Lastly, Sofia rips NYFW to shreds, saying ALL the shit you guys have been thinking…like why the FUCK is A****** R** at the Met Gala? This will probably all get taken back when Sofia is invited next year but hey, we live for today right? FollowSofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Blue Chew:http://bluechew.compromo code SOFIA to receive your first month FREEAZO:http://azoproducts.compromo code RADIO for 20% off AZO Dual ProtectionGrove:http://grove.com/SOFIAto get your exclusive offerApostrophe:http://apostrophe.com/SOFIAto get your dermatology visit and save fifteen To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Or FaceTime me that p*ssy if its…coolSloots, it’s time to dust the cobwebs off your cooter-cats. Sofia is giving out some VITAL information this week. Sloot University has saved your life on multiple occasions, but this week it’s REALLY about to up your game. How many times has your man begged you (in that little bitch boy voice) on FaceTime to “just show me pleaseee!”  Luckily for you, Sofia will be teaching you ALL the ins and outs of FaceTime sex and how to pull it off in ways that even the top earner on OnlyFans would envy. Prop your phone up and spread your vagines, we’re putting on a show. Hope your FBI agent isn’t watching, unless you’re into that sort of thing. Next, Sofia breaks down the ONLY guide to men that you will ever need: The Rich-Hot Matrix. Derived from the infamous Crazy-Hot Matrix YouTube video that took the internet by storm years ago. Sofia breaks down her scientific scale telling you EXACTLY where the man of your dreams lies, based off of many many years of research of course. Finally, we found out that Tik Tok in it’s entirety is a snitch and is out to ruin your relationship. No, SERIOUSLY. A new feature has been discovered that will get you, or your shady boyfriend, in all SORTS of trouble if one of you slips up. Just another week in the office Sloots, just another week in the office. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Blue Chew: http://bluechew.com promo code SOFIA to receive your first month FREENoom: http://noom.com/SOFIA for your free trialTalkspace: htttp://talkspace.com promo code SOFIA for $100 offCalm: http://calm.com/SOFIA for 40% off unlimited access to Calm’s entire library To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hello hello baby you called I can’t hear a thing…KIDDING, I heard EVERYTHINGTo NO ONE’S surprise, Sofia now has yet ANOTHER beef she’s involved in. Not really, but there are some hating ass bitches out there. This week Sofia tells us a little story about an influencer who made the cardinal sin of talking shit by sending a message where she was talking shit about Sofia, TO SOFIA. I know you feel the second hand embarrassment. Full body CRINGE. Clearly it went down the DM this week because Sofia then breaks down the recently developed Scott Disick vs Kourtney Kardashian drama. This scandal is the inspiration of this weeks Sloot University where Sofia breaks down the type of men you need to avoid at ALL costs. Nothing worse than a bitter bitch ex, right? Mama’s boy? AVOID. Club Promoter? Run for the HILLS. Cheap? Hide your wallets. Finally, although we’ve grown up, there’s always room for just A LITTLE bit of toxicity. That’s why Sofia will be teaching you a hack to MAKE SURE your boyfriend answers ALL of your phone calls…whether he knows it or not. 100% success rate on this one. Some juicy shit is going down this week, and we don’t just mean what your sex toy made come out of you. Listen up, Sloots.Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ DoorDash: http://doordash.com/SOFIA for 25% off your first orderApostrophe: http://apostrophe.com/SOFIAAzo: http://azoproducts.com promo code RADIO for 20% offDipsea: http://dipsea.com/SOFIA for a 30 day free trial To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sofia is BACK yet again and ready to do what she does best, call everyone out on their shit. Including herself! This week Sofia dives into the amazing world of pick me. You know that girl who gets in front of guys and loses her fucking mind? The one who will do ANYTHING for male approval? Yes, THAT girl. Next, Sloot University is BACK in session for a much needed lesson. What’s the longest you can go while on top? You know it’s no longer than 60 seconds, don’t lie. Lucky for you, Professor Sloot is here to save the day with ALL of the tips, tricks, and step by step instructions to have you doing stunts on your man's dick that would make Meg Thee Stallion proud. Lastly, Sofia unpacks the fundamentals of internalized misogyny and the fact that no matter who you are, you’ve fallen victim to this too. Together, we can all stop being hating ass bitches. Sloots support Sloots, get with it or get lost. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/Episode promo codes:Apostrophe: http://apostrophe.com/SOFIA15Dipsea: http://dipsea.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

So you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins…Welcome to Sofia with an F! Today Sofia opens up with some disturbingly…weird news? Professor Sloot then sits down for yet ANOTHER imperative Sloot University course with a lesson that you’re gonna want to put to the test ASAP. Today you’re learning about FOREPLAY. Foreplay is more than the steamy make out before he disappoints you in bed. It’s the tactics you can use to control his mind even BEFORE you get to the bedroom. Lastly, Sofia gets vulnerable with us. When was the last time you stalked your mans ex? You know the addresses of the last THREE girls he hooked up with before you started dating right? STOP. Sofia is about tell you how to battle your insecurities and how to stop self sabotaging your own relationship. The summer session is almost over Sloots so pay attention! You know you want to graduate on time. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Blue Chew: http://bluechew.com promo code SOFIACalm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIAHello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/14SOFIATalk Space: http://www.talkspace.com promo code SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices