Today Sofia is taking time out of her very busy schedule (even though she’s literally contracted to be here every week) to help the Sloots with their burning questions (hopefully not their burning vaginas - but she can help with that too). Whether you need to know why your 14 yr old son is obsessed with MILF porn, or why your 30+ yr old boyfriend doesn’t take showers, Sofia is here to steer you in the right direction. And if you’re doubting Sofia being the source of advice, just remember: those who can’t do, podcast!Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://www.sofiafranklyn.com/  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joined by Disney’s muse and retired adult film star Elsa Jean, today we are taken into the real world of Hot Girls Wanted. From underage stripping, longevity in the porn industry, and how to leverage it all into a multimillion dollar brand. Elsa also lets us in on her THREE marriages, all occurring before the age of 26. This is really some Lifetime movie shit. She then leaves some gems for you to use in the bedroom that include (but are not limited to): feet and anal play…for you and him. Who knows, maybe this is exactly what you needed to hear for him to lock you down! Take it from a pro, Sloots.Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://www.sofiafranklyn.com/ To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Accompanied by MMA fighter and your twitter notifications worst nightmare, Dillon Danis, today Sofia discovers that eating ass is part of a well balanced diet! Together the two discuss going and growing through grief, what the term “dating” even means, and the importance of a peaceful relationship. Dillon also delivers a special message for Jake Paul, while some other notable people caught strays along the way as well. Hopefully you’re not one of them! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE:https://www.sofiafranklyn.com/ To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

PSA: If your partner has ever gone through your phone you may be entitled to legal compensation. Today Sofia is Ms. Solo Dolo and fresh off of a trip (in every sense of the word) from the Bahamas. This episode is everything your D.A.R.E. officer warned you about, and everything your therapist tells you to remove from your life. Which obviously means it’s fucking fun. Shrooms, invasions of privacy, and a brutally honest ‘attractiveness’ scale that will have you reevaluating every male interaction you’ve ever had. There’s a lot to unpack, Sloots. Good luck!Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://www.sofiafranklyn.com/  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stella is single…and paying child support? Talk about women empowerment. Today Stella joins Sofia to bring us up to speed on the latest and greatest on everything porny (and horny). From last nights Twitter hook up, Stellas recent scandal at the AVN Awards, and the ultimate threesome guide so you can finally scratch that off your bucket list…or just add some new tricks to your arsenal if you’re already a seasoned vet. Finally, the ladies discuss our favorite topic, cheating, but from a stance that may actually be beneficial to your relationships. It’s called being open minded, Sloots. Don’t knock it till ya try it!Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://www.sofiafranklyn.com/  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ALERT: Cancel your BBL, and stop trying to make your eyes look like your pet cat. Sloots, it’s about to get brutal. Today top Beverly Hills surgeon, Dr. Rahban, joins Sofia to break down all the procedures you THINK you want - and expose the “doctors” you THINK are qualified. But don’t worry - you’re not the only one considering making some changes. Tune in as Dr. Rahban gives Sofia (and her forehead) a consultation live on air because it’s all about transparency and safety. Slice and inject wisely!Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://www.sofiafranklyn.com/ To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today Sofia is joined by OG internet sensation Woah Vicky…but she’s not the Vicky you might remember. Vicky confides in Sofia reflecting on her lack of guidance growing up, publicly owning up to past mistakes, and ultimately finding God. Sofia and Vicky also discuss Vicky’s recent breakup and her experience with abuse in which she thanks none other than God for getting her out of. The two then compare tattoos that men have gotten in their honor (lmao) because it’s only real if you PERMANENTLY left your mark, right?Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://www.sofiafranklyn.com/  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I’m so mature…I’m so mature, I got me a therapist… or whatever Sza said.Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://www.sofiafranklyn.com/  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fyre fraud and wire fraud…Sloots, we’re about to hear it ALL directly from the infamous (and newly released) Billy McFarland. Listen as Sofia gets a first hand account of the days leading up to the greatest festival that never happened, to the chaotic series of events afterward that led to Billy’s six year prison sentencing. If there’s one thing we’ve learned from this is: own up to your shit, and make good where you can.Oh and Fyre Festival 2.0 coming soon - you heard it here first. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://www.sofiafranklyn.com/  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joined by comedian and OG podcaster, Heather McDonald, Sofia and Heather are here to give the Sloots the real Juicy Scoop. Starting with the time Sofia ditched Heather and Lala Kent on a dinner date in NYC, to Heather breaking down some realistic expectations for Sofia’s next celeb boyfriend - who might be someone we know all too well. Finally, Heather tells us about the time she called out a certain Housewife and the drama (and lawsuits?) that potentially come with that. You will be getting LOTS of tea today Sloots, so get ready, it’s time to chat. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices