The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson
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Feb 6, 2025 • 1h 45min

TMS 2776: Frozen Freak

Hot Water Maker. Suddenly a Deep Impact. Dirty Harry Dancing. Dogs You Can Hug. Refrigerator with Wheels. He Could Bearly Fit. Hooker bath. Wainting Your huatanejo. This, That and The Other St. Human applause machine. Let's Test The Shows Heaters. Basements Are Cool. Literally. Sorry, your femur is ruined. What Happened to the Firey Italian? Soggy Johnson Knees with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Feb 5, 2025 • 1h 50min

TMS 2775: Tankless Job

Brian's deep pockets. Jam Cake into Your Scraped Roots. Bellagio fountain cough. Dorkus Malorkus on the Drums. Six finger evidence. Measure your head before you make it. And LuckyPhil was never seen again. What kind of a Sonic Deal. Girl Milk Cake. Poor Use of Harrison. FF4: Fantastic Fantasy 4. Old Man Malkovich. She got me in the right place. Teasing the Spoilers with Tom. Just the Recommentals Tips with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Feb 4, 2025 • 1h 28min

TMS 2774: Moist Sockets

Dental Gummies. Ubyfting. She hit me in the face, and all was fine. Why giraffe porn? Concussia Bonita. Written by PUT_AUTHOR_HERE. An affair with a donut. Babies in Cars Getting Donuts. No Sperm And Egg Meeting Today. Fell off the face of the ERF! I am now Frogpants Showbot the White. Peachtree Corner Circle. Be careful when you're tall. Many Dothans Died to Get Us These Donuts. Sexy Business in Hell with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Feb 3, 2025 • 1h 51min

TMS 2773: Start With The Crust

With Pizza And Love. Pho-Net-Ick-A-Lee. Testicular Luminescence. Four and a Half Broken Noses. Scott can't worship the porcelain king. Tolbert Calhoun mixer. Delayed Pinchy Zoomy. Stretch Armstrong is Lethal. Whole ass Dunaway. Brian and the Micronauts. She was basically wearing porn. I don't like TMZEEEEEEEEEE. Finding Pockets of Alright. Rat full of dye. Bobby Swinging In On His Big Science Pole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 30, 2025 • 1h 39min

TMS 2772: Flaccid Water

Inappropriate Tail Thoughts. Curved and Floppy. What's His Name with the Sister? Old stuff just feels good. Drop the Hard and stay with the Wolf. Don't piss on the floor ya hoser! CONTROL-ALT-DELETE Hair Salon. Jake John Bovi. Drink a hot beverage out of a hockey player?! Tortilla blanketing all of you! Greep Altitude. It's Your Turn, Heartburn! Dreamy Rat boys! Sink cereal. Eating Cereal like a monster with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 29, 2025 • 1h 54min

TMS 2771: Sweats on a Plane

Emergency Cracker. My pickle was too small. This soda tastes like purple. Spousal Revenge Tour. Murdering the mailman for a cupcake. Tolbert talk fast! Backdoor Mailman. They call ME MISTER PIG! I don't like Harvey Weinsteeeeeeeeeeeen. Holey Resin, Batman!! I'm tired of these MFing Sweats on this MFing plane! Bold Peanuts. Root Beer's ugly cousin. Deepseek Diving With Tom. 50% Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 28, 2025 • 1h 16min

TMS 2770: Two Big Fat Burritos

Distinguished Toast. Reserve Poop. Is it too early for a 650 lb fish sandwich. I don't like Bukeeeeeees (lawsuit). Believe it or not, I'm healing your dog! Damn Dirty Aped it Up. Eat The Flowers Brian! He did WHAT to the shark?! Gonna Need A Bigger Broom. Fees for Food Delivery. Expensive! Not Having to Go Pick Food up. Priceless! CARRLLLLLL??? Taxes on hot brown drinks always go well. Giving the meat away. Comparing Beavers. TESTED TEAMS with Bill The Maker Duran and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 27, 2025 • 1h 34min

TMS 2769: Finish Lady!

German comin' outta the garage. Stick a dirty hot dog in it. Jesus Monkeypants. I'm The Blue Dot in the Center. Lyft and Uber - Luber. Contagious urination. Cookie Dough Snow. Dial up lag with Randy. Stress to Worse. Uber vehicle is black, it's supposed to be black. It's Uber EATS, not Uber DRINKS! Pro tip: Never change your password. Starlings aren't real. We got a big old continent here. Weakening your soul with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 23, 2025 • 51min

TMS 2768: Counting Corvids

Moist Vales. Collad? That's a Typo. Muppet Julia Child. Sometimes a carrot is just a cigar. Orange Squat Goblin. Is It Too Early for an Oscar Nomination Fish Sandwich? Counting and Eating Crow. I Don't Like The Chieeeeeeefs. Thwell. 4 Years, One Moment at a Time. The Dana Carvey Method. Freaming on Paramount Positive. My EV sounds like a TIE Fighter. I can see calling that a wedge. Tubular Bells is a big thing in Trinidad and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 22, 2025 • 1h 57min

TMS 2767: Earigation

Liberace Dice Clay. Boris Smellgood. If I had a bigger wiener. Tell Me Why-EEE! Scrawnching Celery. I'm Here For The Slippers. It's an old nose now. That's not a skull, that's poop. I Don't Like Vomiting Seeeeeeeeeeds. What's with these dogs today? Organic Bears. Boy Band Appreciation Day with Dunaway. Hey Wizard - I wanna be waterproof. Signed, The Wicked Witch Of The West. Never Clone Alone with Tom. Watching you watch what you're watching with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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