Chubby Behemoth

SPONSORS: Mint Mobile: Support the show and get your new 3-month unlimited wireless plan for just $15/month. Head to https://www.mintmobile.com/CHUBBY   The Author Show: https://www.youtube.com/@theauthorshow   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the boys meet a new friend. No one can tell him no. Sam threw a cat once, was the least impressive Kemper, and did out the window bits. Who’s Thirsty?! Nathan clocked a character actor, thought it was Dad Bonzo, and had a creepy Lincoln experience. Sophie rolled the ultimate Uber Dice. Guess who came to the show? The fellas remember elementary school presenters.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSORS: Tushy: Support the show and get 10% off your 1st bidet order with code CHUBBY at https://www.hellotushy.com   The Author Show: https://www.youtube.com/@theauthorshow   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week Sam got some fantastic news right when the boys walked in! Sam thinks smaller would be better, got dragged away from $5 of beer at the Bulldog, and his fingers were snakes. Nathan remembers a fallen friend, knows how he’d spend 2 out of 3 wishes, and had a choice wardrobe for Louisiana. The boys debate claim a cool pool line.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSORS: Tushy: Get 10% off your 1st TUSHY bidet order. Head to https://www.hellotushy.com and use promo code CHUBBY   The Author Show: https://www.youtube.com/@theauthorshow   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   It's the 200th Episode! Thank you all for supporting the show. This week the boys had to do some headlight maintenance. Nathan had to keep some information to himself, is baby driver, and the standoff is over. Sam is with it, reminded the young folks about Vern, and is dreaming about Logan Paul. The boys have a steakhouse adventure.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSOR: https://www.youtube.com/@TheAuthorShow BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the boys threaten to go straight up Byron Allen. Sam discovered a new use for a fly, runs the hoodie numbers and checks the hypothesis, and is trying to be off his phone. Nathan gave them a little applesauce, rocked a woman’s shocks at the clear line, and has been standing too. Sam is never going to lose to a Pringles can. The guys remember Little Critter. Sam closes the show with a full vapor freakout border crossing.    Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the boys discuss the Panama Canal, the reason Sam had flight delays, and Canadian money. Nathan served Kool-Aid with Pop-Tarts, decorated a pantry, and has a used Zyn theory. Sam tried to hang with a Chicago pal, played some pool basketball, and did the ultimate move at Red Robin. Wat dat mean?   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSOR: Support the show and get 10% off your entire TUSHY order. Head to https://www.hellotushy.com and use promo code CHUBBY BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth     This week Doug Stanhope joins the boys at Sam’s house. Doug tells us about being 73, things he would buy his way out of, and his 8 page spread in Hustler. Sam tells Doug the origin of Chubby Behemoth, is cutting and pasting ransom notes, and likes a lived in butt. Nathan gets compared to some actors, his uncle died from south skull, and tells us about the time he met Doug. Doug knows how to get a dollar off of gasoline. Turnaround is fair play!   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSOR: Your summer wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code CHUBBY at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/chubby #chubbiespod BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth Matt Cobos at Comedy Works: https://comedyworks.com/comedians/matt-cobos   This week Sam is with Matt Cobos and Patrick Richardson. Sam explores the Croc smell, tells us about what his wife and Morph have in common, and tells us about a Playboy release party he went to. Pat looked like a pudding enthusiast, met a cool baby with a bucket hat, and doesn’t flirt before coffee. Cobos is headlining the legendary Comedy Works on May 31st! Matt also shoehorns in some bridge news, is worried about latching, and rented some shitty bikes.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSOR: Over 3 million butts love Tushy. Get 10% off Tushy with the code CHUBBY at https://www.hellotushy.com/CHUBBY ! #tushypod BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth     This week it’s a podcast for guys. Revenge on father. The boys talk about things that don’t make sense, family theft, and Biden doing the Forum. Nathans white whale is back. A tale of an exploding gallbladder and restless eggs. The guys talk about pika and the forbidden white gum. A ghost in the shell gives the guys a thumbs down. Sam shares about sleeping at a jungle party. Nathan dreams to marimba. A who has ‘em update. Sam is having special dreams.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the boys are joined by Nick Rochefort. They reminisce about old tobacco, manic furniture changes, and when steak should be with eggs. Nathan talks about all the good food on Federal, forgetting who he’s talking to, and his ideal birthday meal as a child. DMX loved bowling. Sam shares that his grandpa watched him at buffets for fun, learning about oysters during shutdown, and his couch based fear. Everyone agrees that red-bean chili dogs are too much. Meetings can be hard.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the boys discuss fear based push-ups, a real life lesser King Of The Hill character, and why mayo baths won’t work. Sam gets shut down on his ideal new slime plan. Oh, you said 4 cheeseburgers. Is Nathan haunted by a Ukrainian ghost? He’s not sure but he knows where to park. Sam decides he wants the boys to eat him when he dies, found out a cool PJ feature, and shares a text exchange with Pat.     Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com