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May 3, 2022 • 1h 8min

Barstool Employees Reveal Their Porn History

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Accountability matters. A British MP, and not the kind that Kate and I were, resigns in disgrace because he’s a tractor-loving integrity violator. Round 2: Braver than the US Marines. A gentleman has stepped up and done the unthinkable. Selflessness isnt a strong enough word. Round 3: A little bit of a military Am I The Asshole Round 4: A future Air Force Academy cadet had a lovely news article written about him after he was accepted to all five service academies. That’s not something he’ll regret, right? Round 5: Florida Man decides to steal some valor from his brother for a few years and ends up going to do a tiny bid in the federal prison system. That, plus more twin facts!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Apr 29, 2022 • 1h 23min

Trump Is Afraid Of Tomatoes And Biden Is A Zombie

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... LIBERTY IS SECURED THIS WEEKEND ROUND 1: update the safety brief: if you’re going to political rallies, look alive. There might be dangerous fruits being tossed and that shit could kill you. ROUND 2: Remember when Ukraine shot down that Russian transport plane killing hundreds of soldiers in the early days of the invasion? Turns out U.S. intel paved the way for that, along with much more ROUND 3: Navy Chief tells ship full of demoralized, traumatized Sailors, “At least you’re not in the trenches like Marines!” ROUND 4: Two oddball fellas were living in D.C.’s Navy Yard, impersonating federal agents, & buying friendships by paying the rent and gifting high tech toys to several Secret Service & Homeland Security folks… who somehow did not find that weird in any way… ROUND 5: Liberty is secured. Everybody say thanks, Madison Cawthron.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Apr 26, 2022 • 1h 6min

Elon Musk The Commander In Chief Of Twitter

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine .... ROUND 1: A delightful tale of beautiful head. No, we aint talkin Blow Jibbers… A Luxury Bathroom curated by the troops @ Joint Base Lewis McChord will make you wanna flush every other latrine youve ever been to. ROUND 2: Attention to detail remains important. A couple of inspectors at the Mexico= US Border discovered that some strawberry puree would leave you tweaking if you were to add it to your morning smoothie. ROUND 3: Heroes among us. National forest fighter fighters (no word if they were volunteers or not) help rescue a woman who was in a precarious situation deep inside the woods. ROUND 4: Some virtual fisticuffs happened this weekend. A Mil spouse battle took place on facebook and it’s an even more intense rivalry than Army/Navy games. Round 5: Elon Musk chat because we work on the internet and we have to or else it would be dereliction of duty.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Apr 22, 2022 • 1h 43min

Purple Heart Recipient* PFT Commenter AKA The Ghost of Manhattan

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Oftentimes, military stories can end up like a dick measuring contest. If that contest happened, Canada would beat the pants off of the United States. Round 2: PFT commenter is the ghost of barstool HQ3 and we have him on the show to get some advice from a real Top Gun. Round 3: The Golden Knights had a little accident that triggered the Capitol Police locking down the Capitol building. Round 4: In a story that might be the most PFC story of all time, an Army PFC decides to go to basic training bases in order to sell vape cartridges. Round 5: Kate’s interviewYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Apr 19, 2022 • 1h 15min

BROmeopathic Medicine

On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: We’re tanning our testicles now. Round 2: To all the battalion XOs out there, be advised. Throwing a party for someone at work could end up costing you 450k in fines. Round 3: Update the safety brief. Ladies, if you gotta fart, let it rip. Otherwise, youll be taking a trip to see the corpsman. Round 4: Russia had a ship sink this week, but so did we, and in Buffalo NY of all places… let’s dive to the bottom of it…You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Apr 15, 2022 • 1h 19min

Is The US Military Getting 'Pleasure Pods"

On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Brazilian soldiers are in hot water as word gets around that they do not fuck at all. In fact, the whole squad is softer than an earthworm in fresh flooded mud. Round 2: BCP members will be sad to learn that they wont be able to dine naked anymore because it makes others want to puke. Round 3:With military recruitment becoming harder and harder, the Air Force is offering 50k bonuses for retention. Perhaps they should think outside of the box like a company in Cyrpus. Round 4: Attack in NY (more travel via subway every day than air travel in entire usa, yet no security measures, people applying tourniquets, the attacker looking like subway worker, history of threatening violence online, guy who caught him/$50k reward) Round 5: Chaps surprise roundYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Apr 12, 2022 • 1h 23min

THIS EPISODE IS FOR NON BETA BOYS ONLY

On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine and they are brought to your by Whistle Pig Rye Whiskey ROUND 1: Would you spend $12,000 for a 75 hour military role playing camp that’s supposed to make you A REAL MAN? Deep dive into the world of military culture in the self help realm… ROUND 2: Radioactive Russians - what will happen to the soldiers who spent a month sleeping & digging around in Chernobyl’s radioactive forest? ROUND 3: The wife of a sailor who feels he’s been wronged has taken to FB to spill the tea & hop right over the chain of command with some simple tags ROUND 4: The Taliban in Afghanistan don’t have to deal with US troops anymore, but they’re up against a ruthless, formidable foe who it seems will be a much bigger problem than we ever were ROUND 5: We all know the VA Hold Music by now… but do you know the origin story??You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Apr 8, 2022 • 1h 47min

Undercover ATF Agent Rides With Motorcycle Gang For 2 Years

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine! Round 1: Some are saying a man’s constitutional rights were violated after he was stopped from masturbating a fifth time on a flight from Seattle to phoenix. Round 2: Update the safety brief: Amongst hundreds of thousands of muddy spuds a World War II era grenade was picked up on a conveyor belt at an Auckland potato factory Round 3: National Guard member gets in trouble for trying to go on the worst kind of beer run. Round 4: Kate interviews former ATF agent Ken Croke who went undercover for TWO YEARS with the notorious Pagan Motorcycle gang. His tales of biker gang hazing, murder, and a few near death experiences will really… rev your engines. Round 5: There was a red fox on Capitol Hill that bit 9 people this week.. In fact Some are saying she’s a hero ha ha… but sad news on that front. *spoiler alert, she had rabies & they put her down. Happy Friday!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Apr 5, 2022 • 57min

Ukrainian Poisoned Booze and Breakfast Buns Befuddle Russian War Criminals

On today's show we're got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: In a rare turn of events, a soldier put their struggles on the internet and the military community gassed them the fuck up! Round 2: A person who we assume is a Chinese Lance Corporal has been living in an airport for 14 years. We are gonna do a virtual field day of his room. Round 3: The Russians are going to need to update their safety briefs after some breakfast buns and booze leave many of the occupiers dead. Round 4: War crimes are becoming more and more common in Ukraine. We’ll give you some information on what's happening there. Round 5: While committing those war crimes, Russia tried to do a sleight of hand by having a beauty competition for their women soldiers. Kate is gonna love this round.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Apr 1, 2022 • 1h 22min

Madison Cawthorn & THE MAGICAL, CONGRESSIONAL COCAINE ORGY PARTY

On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Pilots are finding out they cant just do whatever the hell they want and it is delicious. ROUND 2: Orgies, cocaine, & wild parties? Oh my… A major OPSEC violation gives Washington politicians a shocker. ROUND 3: Mexico is going to rent out their presidential jet for parties. If you could throw a fuckin’ rager on any governemtn installation with any military equipment, what would that look like. ROUND 4: A flamingo that’s been AWOL from a Kansas zoo for 17 years has been spotted in Texas ROUND 5: Don’t split yet! We’ve got TV host Johnny Bananas joining us to talk about his trip to UkraineYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

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